Limericks

[Luca Abernathy]

Tov demanded Limericks.
Tov gets Limericks.
Because Tov is fierce like wolf.


===Pathfinder related===

There once was a fizzler named Cassius
who claimed as a mage to be classiest
until he blinded his men,
missed time and again,
but at least as a cook wasn't useless

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There once was a witch in Blood Cove
who brewed up some lust in her stove
she fed it to locals,
a sailor and yokel,
and ended up eating them both

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A wizard on Firegrass Isle
hadn't had sex for a while;
neither money nor threat
could get his wand wet
'til his imp no longer looked vile

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A pirate from Skinny Whale Island
was happily raiding the highlands
when he found him a lass
with a curvacious ass
and swapped her the mule for some diamonds


===Some old Thar-related Limericks===

There once was a mage in Marn City
who everyone thought was real pretty
'til she stole all their hearts,
appendages and parts,
which everyone thought was real shitty

The once was a bloke came to Thar,
said 'I'm a real roleplaying star'.
He bitched and he moaned
that our lore was all loaned
So Frug told the git 'Au Revoir'