This is why we need chat quotes on Thar

[Demyan]

(00:23:57) Demyan: Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.

And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.

Goofy… has had sex.
Goofy… has known a woman biblically.

Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.

These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.

GA-HYUK.
(00:25:12) Sofi and_Anya: welp

[Darrik]

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(21:35:26) Porter: (764473) logs into the Chat.

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(21:52:49) (654170): Wtf?

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[Saruna]

(11:16:32) Katona: Sure, let's get into the specifics of hentai. That sounds like a great conversation.

[Sofi and Anya]

(22:23:09) Porter: Julius is banned.
(22:23:16) Julius: fuck you porter
(22:23:29) Porter: no u

[Sofi and Anya]

(22:31:53) Julius: unenthusiastic woot
(22:31:57) Kitan: See what happens
(22:31:58) Katona: lol
(22:32:08) Julius: what?
(22:32:16) Talia Idris: Bowchickawowwow!
(22:32:28) Gia Rilan:
(22:32:42) Kitan: Damn it
(22:32:45) Gia Rilan: those are the stupidest pants ever
(22:32:45) Kitan: Spoilers Tov
(22:32:46) Julius: EW GROSS! FUCK TIDAS!
(22:32:50) Kitan: SPOILERS
(22:32:56) Gia Rilan: oh my god those pants are making me genuinely upset
(22:33:10) Gia Rilan: who the fuck
(22:33:17) Gia Rilan: what a goddamn tool
(22:33:23) Julius: he's got 15 bad outfits in 1
(22:33:26) Gia Rilan: WHAT IS THE POINT OF THOSE PANTS
(22:34:14) Julius: Kit what game were you talking about?
(22:34:27) Gia Rilan: say the name, Julius
(22:34:35) Gia Rilan: SAY IT
(22:34:35) Talia Idris: Say it
(22:34:37) Julius: what name?!
(22:34:41) Kitan: ...could you possibly tell why this might be hard for me to express?
(22:34:48) Gia Rilan: bahahaha
(22:34:54) Julius: i found a random picture on google
(22:35:07) Julius: honest!
(22:35:14) Kitan: Final_Fantasy
(22:35:24) Julius: ? which one?
(22:35:35) Kitan: Doesn't matter
(22:35:39) Gia Rilan: just say it
(22:35:39) Kitan: Just say it
(22:35:43) Julius: i didn't one of them had cards?
(22:35:47) Kitan: DO IT
(22:35:50) Julius: he had a card.
(22:35:57) Julius: ?
(22:36:09) Kitan: There you go
(22:36:12) Julius: dot dot dot...you fucks
(22:36:20) Gia Rilan: you started it
(22:36:23) Kitan: Was it everything you imagined it would be?
(22:36:35) Julius: i fucking hate Tidas
(22:37:09) (MostlyAFKCorey): I read that as "i fucking hate Titties"

[Demyan]

(23:37:09) (MostlyAFKCorey): I read that as "i fucking hate Titties"
(23:37:16) Kitan: Hahaha
(23:37:18) Julius: pffff
(23:37:46) Julius: i could never hate you, Corey
(23:38:49) (MostlyAFKCorey): listen here
(23:38:56) Julius: hehe
(23:39:04) Porter: Iztayacoatl logs into the Chat.
(23:39:09) (MostlyAFKCorey): Actually, don't. You're not worth my time to think of insults.

[Sofi and Anya]

Man, chat tonight has been full of 'em. I'm starting to edit out chat lines not related to the quote at hand. I hope that's okay with you.

(23:12:43) Gia Rilan: I can open your eyes
(23:12:46) Gia Rilan: I can show you the world
(23:12:52) Gia Rilan: shining shimmering splendor
(23:13:22) Sofi and_Anya: tell me, Princess
(23:13:36) Sofi and_Anya: now when did you last let your heart decide...?
(23:13:39) Talia Idris: Princess?
(23:13:56) Kitan: Well excuuuuuuse me princess
(23:13:57) Sofi and_Anya: I can open your eeeyyyyyyyyes
(23:14:03) Gia Rilan: A WHOLE NEW WORRRRRDLLLLLLL
(23:14:05) Gia Rilan: wait fuck

[Sofi and Anya]

(23:35:51) Porter: Julius is banned.
(23:36:01) (MostlyAFKCorey): You two are so lucky that they have not yet invited a way for me to slap you through the computer.
(23:36:10) (Dancy Gia): bahahaha
(23:36:12) Julius Porter is banned.
(23:36:35) Porter: You have no power here.
(23:36:45) Julius You have no power here.
(23:37:04) (Dancy Gia): Corey
(23:37:08) (Dancy Gia): more music please
(23:37:27) (MostlyAFKCorey): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F​GBhQbmPwH8
(23:37:59) (Dancy Gia): yay
(23:37:59) (Dancy Gia): <3
(23:38:19) Julius: What's wrong, Porter?
(23:39:04) Katona: Btw Corey, if you have any ideas for that thing Matt forwarded to you, feel free to pm me/us about it.
(23:39:06) Talia Idris: Porter is mourning our brief fling
(23:39:13) Porter: I do not argue with petty children.
(23:39:48) Julius I do not argue with self-righteous lines of code.
(23:39:56) Porter: Julius has been logged out (Kicked).

[Demyan]

Tovia
2 hours ago
I got a bottle of wine to properly channel the Dionysian. Then I started playing party music to set the Dionysian mood. And now somehow that turned into Disney songs and less than half a bottle of wine left and there is nothing particularly logical or revelric, if I can make that a word, about this scene in my house right now but progress is slowly happening and really, what more do they want from me?

[Demyan]

(03:18:42) (Dancy Gia): absoltely not me
(03:18:44) (Dancy Gia): I woudl neber
(03:18:50) (Dancy Gia): wait shit
(03:18:53) (Dancy Gia): no one look at chait
(03:18:58) (Dancy Gia): no stop
(03:19:01) (Dancy Gia): no one
(03:19:01) Katona: ifel liyke typing like toviar
(03:19:13) (Dancy Gia): shut your face
(03:19:15) Katona: so ifs just will torpe abd not pay atrwntipon to the keyboarf
(03:19:19) (Dancy Gia): I can typ gud
(03:19:24) Julius: ehe
(03:19:25) Katona: typ guder
(03:19:29) (Dancy Gia): liek soopuer gud
(03:19:38) (Dancy Gia): rully good
(03:19:40) Katona: k i beliv
(03:19:40) (Dancy Gia): best gud
(03:19:47) (Dancy Gia): k kwel
(03:19:49) (Dancy Gia): kwel
(03:19:52) (Dancy Gia): kewl
(03:19:54) (Dancy Gia): fuck
(03:19:55) Katona: spextaxukag
(03:19:58) Katona: spectalfckel
(03:20:01) Katona: spectalfiti
(03:20:04) (Dancy Gia): da fuque
(03:20:05) Katona: spectakula

[Demyan]

(17:28:45) Demyan: I hate you all in some way.
(17:29:05) Kitan: Not if I put it on a platter first!
(17:29:07) Sureia: Good, good, let the hate flow through you, hate makes you strong.
(17:29:35) Demyan: is the filter broken too?
alot alot alot
(17:29:38) Demyan: hahahha
(17:29:41) Demyan: penis
(17:29:42) ChatBot: Darrik logs into the Chat.
(17:30:02) Saruna: yo
(17:30:10) Kitan: Heya
(17:30:21) Demyan: penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
(17:30:25) Sureia: dickery and assery

[Kitan]

(21:20:06) Aleksis: Characters are like geodes.
(21:20:16) Aleksis: If you want to see the pretty bits, you've gotta break them.

[Saruna]

(13:10:53) Niabi: when I search fruit winter hardiness, I don't suspect that gay porn will make it into the top five results

[Metarie]

but it did. didn't it?

[Tedar]

(00:37:32) Tedar: so, a bear walks into a bar.
(00:37:58) Tedar: Orders gin. Bartender walks away, gets the gin, comes back and the bear looks at him and says "And tonic" the bartender asks, "Why the big pause?"
(00:38:08) Tedar: The bear replies, "I don't know, my dad had them too."
(00:38:45) Porter: (Studying_Kit) logs out of the Chat.