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[Esme]

no Angry Birds?

[Bertram de Folia]

Angry Birds not angry enough, Alfred Hitchcock just wanted to use the title and the idea of birds attacking people. Ever approached a nesting crow?

[Jeeko]

I once wrestled a nesting crow.

Its head is now mounted on my wall.

[Bertram de Folia]

Somebody's obviously never met a pissed off crow before...lol

[Arusa]

One time at my first school the teacher's kid who was about 3 or something got pecked on the head by a crazy magpie and it bleeded. Also, ice-cream container hats!

[Bertram de Folia]

Ah yes, the magpie...a distant relative of the crow...(from the same family, but not the same genus) bwahahahaha!

[Dirken]

Our cat caught a magpie larger than the cat and brought it to me. Alive. Unharmed. We let it go and it walked and flew fine.

I have no idea how he got it inside without hurting it, but apparently he doesn't respect my hunting prowess.

[Jeeko]

Awesome cat! He must wuv you a lot.

[Dirken]

Awesome cat! He must wuv you a lot.

I'll consider that next time he leaves a mouse stomach outside my door. (He eats every other part of the mouse.)

[Egg]

A HAPPY GNOME, SO HA./

[Frug]

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