Boborinouvar, lord and conquerer of the great MARN!

[Boborinouvar]

Name: Boborinouvar, lord and conquerer of the great MARN! Or, more commonly, Bob the Skeleton.
Age: How dare you presume to ask!
Race: Bob is a skeleton. Skilled anatomists have noted that he appears to be the bones of a female human, a fact which he blissfully and deliberately ignores.
Appearance: Rather thin.
Possessions: Bob possesses Marn, although according to the Battlemages he only really possesses his sword (which he has absolutely no skill with) and the belt he hangs it from. How he wears a belt is a question for the ages...
Powers:
The ability to walk, move, or even talk without any fleshy bits: Pretty self explanatory.
Technically immortal: Okay, you can take his bones and throw them out at a pretty far distance, but he's already DEAD.
Manly man pose of MEN!: Boborinouvar thrusts his chest out. Every opposing person feels mildly depressed, either at the sheer manliness or utter idiocy.
Rock-hard Bones: His bones cannot be broken! However, they can be scattered.
Evil, fear inspiring voice: Well, Bob thinks he has this, anyway... (Hint: He doesn't.)
Knobby enough to escape prison bars on multiple occasions: Actually his most powerful power.
Bare fisted knuckles: He's actually a pretty good unarmed combatant. When he's not monologuing.
I Can Learn Any Spell!: With this cry, Bob attempts to do magic. An eternally cursed chicken in the village of Shim has something random happen to it.
Finger picking lock pocks: His fingers are thin enough to serve as lock picks!
Secret Power:
Flaws:
Um.... Hello? Have you been reading this at all?
History:
Boborinouvar arrived magnificently one day, walking into the city of Marn and informing them they were now his. Almost all of them bowed before his will instantly. Only a small rebellion now exists, formed from the remnants of the old rule!

Well, that's what he thinks, anyway...

In reality, Bob used to be a great soldier who was fatally wounded in battle. Somehow, he managed to summon a personification of his death. However, he refused to believe it was his time to go, and deliriously fought off the being despite it eating at his flesh. Eventually, he managed to kill it, but by then he had been consumed to almost his bones and grown completely insane.

Boborinouvar crossed the Ofriyu Mar one day and began his long campaign of attempted terrorism and successful annoyance against the town of Marn. He is universally regarded as arrogant and quite possibly delusional, although some of the citizens pity him as the sad result of a magical experiment gone wrong. The city guard and the Battlemages have repeatedly tried to capture him, but he somehow always escapes and returns to a warehouse in the industrial district, reconverting it back into his EMPERORS LAIER (CPYRITE BOBORINOUVAR)! Aside from the whole Ruler of Marn thing, he's actually fairly intelligent and has often attempted to spearhead social changes and benefits.

[Maddness]

Are Skellies allowed in Thar? I know there are a few necromancers but a skeleton walking around is a bit too magical not to be noticed. Wouldn't he just end up in a box in justice hall (still, Very funny Char app)

[Niabi]

We've already spoken to the person who has created this character.

[Frug]

I must admit I like the idea.

[Anja]

It's brills! You guys have to make this work somehow!

[Saruna]

We didn't think it would work well in Marn. D: And we couldn't figure out who he would play with. He said he'd make Bobo a npc and come back with a more serious character app. I hope he was serious!

[Owen King]

I'm sure somebody will let him out of a magic box or something while making a nuisance of themselves in the dungeons. And then he'll insist that he escaped with his own ingenuity before being recaptured almost immediately. He could be a fun NPC, if restricted to areas where he won't cause public panic.

[KoriStronghammer]

He reminds me of Bob in the Dresden Files.