The internet is intermittent

Dorcas Tansy · Post by **Dorcas Tansy** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:35 pm

So my internet service went all tits up and the guy is coming to fix it on Wednesday. Until then, I'm mooching off things like the internet, since everyone near me with wireless is a jerk and isn't sharing for free it with random strangers like me. So I apologize for my very intermittent responses lately. Should be better in a few days. I'll go post now.

Post by **Frug** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:00 pm

tits up eh

Dorcas Tansy · Post by **Dorcas Tansy** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:44 pm

I used that phrase knowing you'd like it. You're welcome!

Jenica Sabiny · Post by **Jenica Sabiny** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 2:08 am

I missss youuuuuu...

Tell Mr. Internet Man that if he doesn't fix it I will gut him. With a smile, of course!

Post by **Frug** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:07 am

Dorcas Tansy wrote:I used that phrase knowing you'd like it. You're welcome!

Thank you!

Post by **Xyon_of_Calhoun** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 1:00 pm

Jenica Sabiny wrote:I missss youuuuuu...

Tell Mr. Internet Man that if he doesn't fix it I will gut him. With a smile, of course!

Remind me never to let you smile at me.

Lanya Caliope · Post by **Lanya Caliope** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 10:38 pm

I only kill with a smile on special occasions

Lylessa Uluki · Post by **Lylessa Uluki** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 10:43 pm

Other times you kill with a troubled frown?

Lanya Caliope · Post by **Lanya Caliope** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 12:04 am

Or perhaps a kazoo!

Post by **Xyon_of_Calhoun** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 8:10 pm

Smile, definition:

1. A facial expression used to convey happiness or other pleasant emotion.

2. A very sharp edged boomerang-shaped device. It functions exactly like a boomerang except you should most certainly never try to catch it should it return to you. In fact, it rarely does, given that the device spends a vast quantity of time embedded in some random person's ribcage because they broke into my garden and tried to steal my flowers and I have a wife and a child and if anyone ever tries to hurt my family I do them serious harm and if it involves killing well then I'll just take my smile out of it's case and fling it at their ribcage and yet again I'm hiding a corpse in the stream down the road that smells so much like carrion they renamed it "dead man's stream" which will take their body miles and miles away and nobody will ever know it was me but obviously I will have to remove my smile from their ribcage first because it has my fingerprints all over it so I will do that and there tends to be a rather sickening plop as it comes out and then into the stream the body goes and I go home to wash my hands and my smile goes away to come out again should anybody ever try to take from me by theft what I have worked so damn hard to get for myself because if I went to the police all they would get is community fucking service I mean honestly the justice system in this country is a fucking joke I have worked damned hard for everything I own yet if somebody who has definitely not worked for everything I have tries to take a small proportion of it from me all he gets is a fine at best yet if I try to defend myself and my family from such lowlife scum I would end up in prison on a 10 year sentence of which I'd serve about four weeks and then be kicked out because they haven't got any more room and somebody who killed someone for a less worthy reason than me and more importantly did not use a smile needs to be locked away I mean is that really justice?

No. I don't think so either.