These are funny

Post by **Frug** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 10:34 pm

Found them on another board. They're stolen by me and surely stolen by the guy on the board, who got it from a stolen source who stole it from a thief who found it in catacombs in Egyptian tombs.

Politically correct terms:

Road Kill: Vehicularly Compressed Maladapted Life Form

Cowardly: Challenge Challenged

Cannibalism: Intra-Species Dining

Vomiting: Unplanned Reexamination of Recent Food Choices

Rudeness: Tact Avoidance

Assassination: Involuntary Term Limitation

Shoplifter: Cost-of-Living Adjustment Specialist

Dead: Actuarially Mature

Corpse: Permanently Static Post-Human Mass

Loser: Second Place

Post by **Blood Ravenous** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 9:39 pm

Those were indeed amusing. I liked the road kill one the best!

Post by **Frug** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 11:44 pm

I'm partial to the permanently static post human mass myself.

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 12:55 pm

I quite like the shoplifter one, i might have to use that some day, I'll call one of my friends it, and watch their little faces screw up in deep thought about what i said.

Xandrabeast · Post by **Xandrabeast** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 10:53 pm

ROFLMFAO

ahhhh, those were good.

"unplanned reexamination of recent food choices"

LMAO

Silver_Angel · Post by **Silver_Angel** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:03 am

I found a lot of those. They're so funny.

I think I liked the Intra-Species Dining.

Then there's

Stoned: Chemically inconvenienced.
and
Dead: Living impaired.

There are a lot more too.

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 2:58 pm

Evil: "Morally Challenged"