This is why we need chat quotes on Thar

[Darrik]

(12:54:35) Dia_Lyn: Raeyen Beaux-Be'ri'yte (But you can call him 'Daddy')
(12:54:46) Wulf: james made me log out with rae
(12:54:48) Dia_Lyn: I...that's it. That's what broke me.
(12:54:57) Dia_Lyn: I'm broken now.

[Darrik]

(12:04:50) Darrik: Improper capitalisation is a blasphemy against orthographic orthodoxy
(12:05:02) Darrik: I shun you and your heretic ways!
(12:05:22) Darrik: Get thee gone, rebel of a failed cause!
(12:05:44) Dia_Lyn: What Are You Talking About? Join Us? Join Our Worship Of The Great King Shift Key!
(12:07:34) Darrik: Never, thou miserable child of postmodern failures! Thou wretched transgressor of the rule of proper nouns!
(12:08:08) Darrik: By the power of anachronisms I compel thee!
(12:08:50) Dia_Lyn: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssss*
(12:09:41) Porter: Dia_Lyn logs out of the Chat.

[Wulf]

(01:21:51) (Posty_Kit): Somebody finally punched Bieber? Justin time. I was beggining to loose hope. But I guess hope can Bloom anywhere.

[Raeyen]

(14:37:45) (Moon_Moon): argh, idiot dog got his dinner on top of his head
(14:38:01) (=^_^=): Dammit Moon Moon
(14:38:01) (Moon_Moon): I just realize he'd got a piece of barley (which is similar to, but more common than wheat in the Marnian diet, and is used as a primary ingredient in their often unleavened bread) stuck to his fure
(14:38:07) (Moon_Moon): fucking chat filter

[Darrik]

Presented without context. Eris would approve.

(14:50:28) Katona: Or I'll just get the two most beautiful girls on Thar to myself. I'm happy with that.

[Farius Masello]

(22:05:34) Gia_Rilan: do I open the wine?
(22:05:41) Gia_Rilan: is my verdict
(22:06:44) Farius_Masello: do it for the wine
(22:06:56) Gia_Rilan: shut your whore mouth
(22:08:39) Farius_Masello: well i see you're not going for the wine and dine approach
(22:08:57) Dnarion: dang
(22:09:31) Gia_Rilan: Matt told me to be mean to him
(22:09:33) Gia_Rilan: it's all good
(22:10:03) Farius_Masello: she's just wining
(22:10:11) Farius_Masello: so i'm using cheesy puns to go with it
(22:10:22) Dnarion: hilarious
(22:11:13) Gia_Rilan: I wanna hit him a lot
(22:11:13) Farius_Masello: i wine the bad pun contest every time. you could say i'm the champagne of such contests
(22:11:47) Raeyen: Up until Tov resorts to the grapes of wrath
(22:12:22) Farius_Masello: she's normally got a pretty bubbly personality. but her grapes have soured
(22:13:17) Gia_Rilan: am not bubbly
(22:13:25) Gia_Rilan: am fierce like
(22:13:28) Gia_Rilan: (say it with me)
(22:13:30) Gia_Rilan: wolf
(22:13:35) Farius_Masello: you've got a bite, that's for sure
(22:13:50) Katona: A puppy.
(22:13:52) Farius_Masello: though i will admit my humor's a bit dry
(22:14:27) Gia_Rilan: if I had mod powers, Mat...
(22:15:17) Gia_Rilan: *matt
(22:15:21) Raeyen: I think she wants you to put a cork in it
(22:15:39) Farius_Masello: well i can't keep all this bottled up
(22:15:40) Gia_Rilan: AND YOU
(22:17:12) Raeyen: I think I'm just pressing things now =D
(22:18:01) Gia_Rilan: grrrrr
(22:18:41) Farius_Masello: i don't think she' fully mad yet. we're just tasting it at this point
(22:19:08) Farius_Masello: it seems we can't cellar on this whole idea
(22:19:44) Farius_Masello: though maybe she'll start to agree more once the concept starts to ferment in her mind
(22:19:52) Raeyen: I think she's going to give us a lexia on good manners soon
(22:20:09) Porter: Dnarion leaves the channel.
(22:20:17) Gia_Rilan: bahahaha
(22:20:19) Gia_Rilan: there goes one
(22:22:03) Farius_Masello: Patrick found his fortitude for our puns flagon
(22:23:04) Raeyen: He should have fortified his nerves
(22:24:35) Farius_Masello: for the pun-virgin, this IS a bit of a sticky situation
(22:24:57) Katona: Go to sleep, Matt and James.
(22:24:59) Katona: Shhhhh.
(22:28:38) Gia_Rilan: how do I always fuck up making rice for myself
(22:28:42) Farius_Masello: our vineyard is plentiful, we must harvest
(22:28:44) Gia_Rilan: this is ridiculous
(22:28:48) Gia_Rilan: hissssssss
(22:28:50) Farius_Masello: anyway, I'm out for a little bit
(22:28:56) Farius_Masello: bbl

EDIT: an addendum
(22:29:32) Raeyen: I don't know, Tov, but one day you will rice to the occasion
(22:29:35) Gia_Rilan: go away
(22:29:40) Gia_Rilan: both of you

[Konk]

(16:43:32) Darrik: You and Corey, like goddamn cook-teases
(16:43:39) Night_Shades:
(16:43:44) Night_Shades: you know you love it

(16:44:23) Darrik: "Oh, I just made some Gourmet stuff like Gordon Ramsay was just over, what are you having?"
"Toast, and a glass of tears"

[Wulf]

(02:23:57) (;_;): JUDGY JUDGY JUDGE JUDGE
(02:24:08) Wulf: Kat, who does more for us than any one, is more kind and understanding than we deserve, needs a funny happy birthday thread.
And y'all are failing her right now.
(02:24:16) (;_;): =p
(02:25:08) (;_;): #BestGuiltTrip2014

[Gia Rilan]

Okay sure, it's not a Thar chat quote. But our dear little Jason has joined the ranks of the punners. God help us all.

[Diego]

(16:31:51) Talia_Idris: Jason and James
(16:32:17) Talia_Idris: sitting in a tree
(16:32:18) Talia_Idris: k
(16:32:20) Talia_Idris: i
(16:32:21) Talia_Idris: l
(16:32:23) Talia_Idris: l
(16:32:27) Talia_Idris: i
(16:32:28) Talia_Idris: n
(16:32:29) Talia_Idris: g

[Darrik]

(10:28:40) Darrik: Nikki, meet my friend and inveterate troll Sheldon
(10:29:12) Darrik: I'm waiting for him and Nav to get in a thread and write delicious horror
(10:29:53) (James): Invertebrate*
(10:30:29) (James): Like a squid
(10:31:12) Ina_Aedis: lol hi sheldon
(10:31:25) (James): Also, i find the term 'troll' insulting
(10:31:40) (James): I don't live under a bridge
(10:31:52) (James): I don't have gave
(10:32:07) (James): Face boils*
(10:32:18) (James): I'm not related to James
(10:33:17) Darrik: Oh please. I call you a troll because you have prehensile genitalia and can mate with anything.

#LearnTharTrollKnowledgeN00b

(10:33:49) (James): Well, that part is true

[Diego]

I have no regrets.

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(14:37:36) Diego: Maximus would be all "Neighhh" and kick seven kinds of hell out of their undead arses
(14:37:44) Diego: I'd never get him approved
(14:37:48) Alvaro: his weakness was apples
(14:38:00) Diego: Oh yeah
(14:39:40) Alvaro: and blondes
(14:40:08) Diego: Oh yes
(14:40:36) Diego: But he's still OP as hell
(14:43:28) Alvaro: most disney horses are though
(14:44:09) Diego: Too bad Bambi's mother wasn't.
(14:44:17) Alvaro: ow
(14:44:29) Diego: BOOM. Right in the childhood

[Diego]

(15:14:29) Ryu_Jun-Seong: i too enjoy ejactulating on fowl

[Diego]

(16:51:18) Porter: Kitan logs into the Chat.
(16:51:27) Diego: No
(16:51:36) Kitan: Oh ok
(16:51:38) Porter: Kitan logs out of the Chat.

[Ryu Jun-Seong]

From the FATE run we did tonight.
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Metarie Sehkhara left group chat.

me 01:54
suddenly Lou collapses, dead on the floor.
RIP
/thread
Metarie Sehkhara joined group chat.

me 01:55
and is magically resuscitated!