(02:21:54) Saruna: I think there's very, very few people I'd be willing to write romances with
(02:22:20) Saruna: and hahhhhh, Mmmm... I really do want to grope frug all over...
(02:22:25) Saruna: god dammit
(02:22:29) Saruna: that fucking filter
This is why we need chat quotes on Thar
Re: This is why we need chat quotes on Thar
(09:20:49) Kahmari: and can't even specificly put what their lore is from then complains when someone knows the lore of their char
(09:21:13) Stella: I too enjo specifcly lore chars.
(09:21:13) Stella: I too enjo specifcly lore chars.
Re: This is why we need chat quotes on Thar
(21:09:09) Navarre: "Mr. Guile, what happened to the magical fairy princess? =D" "Oh, she flew into a bug zapper. Life isn't fair, children."
#biologicallyconscientious||Characters and threads.
Re: This is why we need chat quotes on Thar
(09:36:29) Porter: Kahmari logs into the Chat.
(09:36:35) Stella: lol
(09:36:37) Stella: hi there
(09:36:40) Kahmari: Hi
(09:36:51) Saruna: (whispers) and the references to wpm -- that's a new meme at the least
(09:37:03) Saruna: hihi
(09:37:18) Niabi: (whispers to Saruna) hehe
(09:37:23) Niabi: hello
(09:37:40) Kahmari: i just got off work luckly it wasn't much roots in a drain pipe the auger got out
(09:38:30) Kahmari: The forum looks nice it's not over populated, and it's far from under populated.
(09:39:21) Stella: it's a survivor. it'll probably be around forever.
(09:39:40) Saruna: cockroaches and thar. yup.
(09:40:13) Niabi: I'm sure a few of us will have to die before the site goes (09:40:21) Kahmari: lol
(09:40:52) Porter: Saruna is now known as (semi-afk-saruna).
(09:42:30) Niabi: I had a question about your character. Is he an 80-year-old child or an 80-year-old that looks like a child?
(09:44:22) Niabi: Is he more likely to play hopscotch with the neighbor kids or yell at them for playing on his lawn?
(09:45:21) Kahmari: Ok
(09:45:25) Kahmari: for every dacade he ages a year
(09:45:32) Kahmari: Er well something like that
(09:45:42) Kahmari: He is 8 in human years 80 in his natural
(09:45:44) (semi-afk-saruna): how about mentally?
(09:46:30) Niabi: Does he have the mind and development of a child or an adult? (09:47:01) Kahmari: at his current age, he would be equivalent to a 20 yr old human (09:47:13) Kahmari: When he hits around 150 he is considered mature
(09:47:35) Kahmari: ^his nuts will drop even
(09:47:41) Kahmari: however you wish to look at that term
(09:48:34) Stella: so.. he mentally develops differently than he physically develops and mentally develops slower than humans.
(09:48:49) Niabi: Wait? He looks like an 8-year-old, is the equivalent of a 20-year-old human but he hasn't hit sexual maturity yet? (09:48:56) Stella: and he can make babies at 150?
(09:49:02) Kahmari: true, and the race is immature
(09:49:09) Kahmari: Pranksters
(09:49:12) Kahmari: etc
(09:49:43) (semi-afk-saruna): so they're like poo flinging monkeys?
(09:49:50) Kahmari: No
(09:50:36) Niabi: (whispers to (semi-afk-saruna)) haha, nice one
(09:50:37) Kahmari: They would be more like.... a hobbit? lol not exactly normal, but not much difference in human aspects. when in their true form they look like a house cat, except they can talk
(09:50:48) Kahmari: A house elf lol
(09:51:01) Stella: how can he be mentally like a 20 year old without reaching sexual maturity? 20 year old humans are all about sex.
(09:51:11) Kahmari: Mature enough to make your own decisions but immature that you have to be controlled on bent to a will
(09:51:15) Kahmari: Lol
(09:51:36) Kahmari: I personally have 4 kids and wife has her tubes tied after our son was born 21 days ago
(09:51:42) Niabi: I'm just trying to pinpoint his mental age
(09:51:47) Kahmari: Ah
(09:51:50) Kahmari: his mental age is set like this
(09:52:09) Kahmari: He looks at the world like a play palace, with his inate abilities everything can be toyed with and what he wants he can take.
(09:52:20) Kahmari: so his mental state would be around 18 yrs old human (09:52:22) Kahmari: his king
(09:52:25) Kahmari: nothing will hurt him
(09:52:29) Kahmari: Etc
(09:52:32) Kahmari: He is
(09:52:36) Niabi: So he's like 5, mentally speaking
(09:52:37) Kahmari: Hmm, lag in chat
(09:52:51) Kahmari: Lol no usually they don't get a chip like that till around 18 (09:53:20) Kahmari: We wil go with 8
(09:53:24) Kahmari: It will still be immature
(09:53:38) Kahmari: Seeing as he is young and below 10 in human years, his mind set will be that of a child
(09:53:47) Kahmari: And he will progress as he grows in the story
(09:53:51) (semi-afk-saruna): (whispers) aheheheh, thanks
(09:54:19) Kahmari: After all his race is not a fighting race, they prefer to lose, and run from their foes with their ability to rift walk
(09:54:20) Niabi: (whispers to Stella) I don't want to meet the kids he hangs around if 18 year olds act like 5 year olds
(09:54:34) Stella: (whispers) this asshole has four kids.
(09:54:45) Stella: (whispers) this has to be a joke.
(09:54:50) Niabi: (whispers to (semi-afk-saruna)) I don't want to meet the kids he hangs around if 18 year olds act like 5 year olds
(09:54:57) (semi-afk-saruna): my 2 1/2 year old niece looks at the world like it's her toy (09:55:06) Kahmari: Lol
(09:55:08) Niabi: (whispers to Stella) I sure hope so
(09:55:18) Niabi: As does my almost 6 year old
(09:55:22) Kahmari: It pretty much is anything she can get a hand on, and put in her mouth is all gravy lol
(09:55:33) Kahmari: Mine are 6 4 3 and 3 weeks
(09:56:11) Kahmari: Lol that ells me I'm have no life lol work all of it to take care of em
(09:56:17) Kahmari: Bein I just turned 25 in march
(09:56:26) Stella: kitsunes are childish because they're bastards and think that everything is a game.
(09:56:38) Stella: but they're not mentally 5.
(09:56:42) Kahmari: True
(09:57:01) Kahmari: Al though I may be immature and at my races age of 81, but you got to realize thye have a child every 500 years
(09:57:09) Kahmari: No thats from being what they are
(09:57:20) Kahmari: Childish, and playful in nature causes alot of people to feel as they are immature
(09:58:14) Kahmari: We don't die off like other races
(09:58:16) Stella: but kitsunes don't mentally age like they're retarded.
(09:58:47) Stella: they still learn from their mistakes and are mentally the same as humans. They just tend to have traits of assholes.
(09:58:47) Kahmari: It is said that a were cat holds all the knowledge in the world (09:58:49) Kahmari: The problem is
(09:59:01) Stella: who says that
(09:59:01) Kahmari: Can you tolerate to talk to one long enough to have it answer your question
(09:59:06) Kahmari: It's in the lore
(09:59:12) Stella: what lore.
(09:59:16) Kahmari: Lol
(09:59:26) Kahmari: The same lore that comes from dragons, elves, dwarves, etc (09:59:29) Stella: I'm serious.
(09:59:33) Kahmari: give me a few I'll find it
(09:59:34) Kahmari: Me too
(09:59:39) Stella: that "lore" comes from all different places
(10:00:00) Stella: DnD dragons are not the same as lotr dragons and are not the same as harry potter dragons and are not the same as medieval european dragons. (10:00:19) (semi-afk-saruna): (whispers) save these logs, I gotta be up and down this morning
(10:00:22) Kahmari: What "Lore" are you referring to ya'll are using though (10:00:29) Kahmari: I mean I looked over and over and never found a specific (10:00:52) Niabi: We make our own
(10:00:52) Kahmari: The lore I've seen so far is mostly from Inheritance cycle (10:01:02) Stella: the setting is not from anything. It's original. Many things are inspired from different places but it's all original at its core.
(10:01:06) Kahmari: Elven, dwarven, orc, dragon etc
(10:01:11) Niabi: Which is why she wants to know what you are drawing your lore from
(10:01:12) Kahmari: The dragon shifter comes from the Ryzac
(10:01:24) Kahmari: Inheritance cycl
(10:01:38) Stella: I've never heard of such a thing.
(10:01:45) Kahmari: The ryzac starts as a creature with a human form but a bird beak and eyes, then they transform at a mature age, and turn into a dragon (10:01:49) Stella: you can make anything into a shifter. it's not from anything. (10:02:05) Stella: what the hell are you reading that you are getting this stuff from, is what I'm asking.
(10:02:06) (semi-afk-saruna): what dragon shifter?
(10:02:18) (semi-afk-saruna): oh, kaevad?
(10:02:22) Kahmari: It's above fox shifters
(10:02:28) Kahmari: One sec Stella let me find my book
(10:02:57) Stella:
(10:03:09) Kahmari: I've read the complete series don't give me that lol
(10:03:13) Stella: (whispers) we need to rip this guy apart. This is not going to work out.
(10:03:13) Kahmari: I knwo the history on creatures in it
(10:03:14) (semi-afk-saruna): right above fox shifters where?
(10:03:20) Kahmari: thats why I can make ar ace page for Were cats
(10:03:23) Stella: WHAT SERIES.
(10:03:23) (semi-afk-saruna): you're confusing me greatly.
(10:03:26) Kahmari: In the settigns
(10:03:29) Stella: FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
(10:03:35) (semi-afk-saruna): link me pretty please
(10:03:39) (semi-afk-saruna): it's still morning here
(10:03:46) (semi-afk-saruna): and I'm not recalling where you're looking at (10:03:59) Kahmari: The series called Inheritance
(10:04:11) Kahmari: The artist is Christopher Paolini, i'm on book four
(10:04:13) Kahmari: He wrote
(10:04:14) (semi-afk-saruna): Are you saying we have things here ripped from Inheritance?
(10:04:25) Stella: like eragon?
(10:04:28) Kahmari: Eragon Eldest and Brisingr
(10:04:30) Kahmari: And no I didn'
(10:04:33) Kahmari: Saruna
(10:04:36) Stella: yeah don't bring that crap here.
(10:04:38) (semi-afk-saruna): ah, kk, thanks
(10:04:42) Kahmari: Lawl
(10:04:50) Stella: lawl.
(10:04:54) Kahmari: I've rped for over 18 yrs of my life what are you talking bout (10:04:54) Kahmari: Sorry
(10:05:01) Kahmari: Your bringin up issues witha race of creatures that you can't pin point
(10:05:09) Kahmari: After I can point out flat out Saruna what I'm refering to (10:05:11) Stella: you've been roleplaying since you were 7?
(10:05:53) Kahmari: Yeah, My mom was a computer nerd I got on yahoo when it came out and rped on user rooms when they got taken, I moved to forums (10:06:02) Kahmari: I mean my typing speed and accuracy alone is enough to prove it.
(10:06:06) Kahmari: Pages on Shifters
The following are examples of specific species of shifters and do not comprise all known species.
Kitsune - fox shifters
Aniz - dragonfly shifters
(10:06:07) Stella: uh huh.
(10:06:11) Kahmari: Dragon fly shifter excuse me
(10:06:24) Kahmari: Saruna
(10:06:32) (semi-afk-saruna): ahhh, yeah, that's totally different
(10:06:34) Kahmari: But stil as I said it was with the fox shifter
(10:06:40) Kahmari: lol
(10:06:42) Kahmari: See it's not that confusing
(10:06:47) Kahmari: Sorry I did say dragon and not dragonfly
(10:06:48) (semi-afk-saruna): kitsunes are pulled from japanese mythology (10:06:52) Kahmari: That is my fault there
(10:07:06) Stella: and mixed with other things.
(10:07:15) (semi-afk-saruna): that'd be why I was confused; I didn't recall any pages on dragon shifters
(10:07:29) (semi-afk-saruna): yeah, and the fox shifters here are sorta smorgasbord (10:07:36) Kahmari: Lol, yeah, my computer lags on typing at times like early it typed his, instead of he is
(10:07:52) Kahmari: I saw a owl shifter, that should be strange lol.
(10:08:02) Kahmari: With anemia, god I hope she don't pass out in flight
(10:08:06) Stella: there are shifters of most animals.
(10:08:28) Kahmari: Shifters come from ancient indian beliefs, where a spirit transforms with yoru spirit beast
(10:08:29) Kahmari: I mean
(10:08:34) Kahmari: You can't compare me to most ppl you rp with
(10:08:42) (semi-afk-saruna): there's also shifting in tlingit beliefs
(10:08:44) Stella: why the hell not.
(10:08:46) Kahmari: I know most stuff most don't about histories of creatures cause I've made server spread sheets for em
(10:08:50) (semi-afk-saruna): and athabaskan beliefs
(10:08:52) (semi-afk-saruna): and inuit beliefs
(10:09:01) Stella: there's shifting in a lot of native beliefs. They're not any one specific thing, like kat says
(10:09:03) (semi-afk-saruna): just sayin
(10:09:26) Stella: server spread sheets. oh. well that just makes you better. (10:09:26) (semi-afk-saruna): away from desk I go
(10:09:30) Kahmari: Yeah indians natives however you wish to phrase it =D (10:09:46) Kahmari: No, not server spread sheets
(10:09:57) Stella: there are shifters on the other side of the earth. kitsunes being one.
(10:10:17) Stella: The myth is all over the place
(10:10:27) Kahmari: Wait wait wait
(10:10:34) Kahmari: you confuse me when you say other side of the world lol (10:10:43) Stella: japan.
(10:10:47) Stella: india.
(10:10:54) Stella: europe.
(10:10:56) Kahmari: KK just making sure we were on the same page lol
(10:11:00) Niabi: For my shifter I took a non-shifter creature out of a myth and turned it into a shifter and gave her additional abilities to explain why she is rarely seen
(10:11:06) Kahmari: There is several shifters that come from that region yes (10:11:45) Kahmari: Wifes bitching wants to go spend the money I just made lol (10:12:19) Niabi: That's not a very nice way to talk about your wife
(10:12:32) Kahmari: Lol
(10:12:37) Kahmari: Well, the truth hurts at time
(10:12:38) Kahmari: times
(10:12:51) Kahmari: She's looking for the car keys can't seem to find em anywhere brb gonna go help
(10:12:52) Stella: do you feel inclined to end every sentence with that
(10:13:39) Kahmari: No not every.
(10:13:41) Kahmari: As iot
(10:13:46) Kahmari: It has already been proven
(10:13:49) Kahmari: In several
(10:14:34) Kahmari: Anyways
(10:14:40) Kahmari: Seeeing as the information ya'll have went to scat
(10:14:42) Niabi: (whispers to Stella) Who wants to take a real age bet? I'm guessing 16
(10:14:48) Kahmari: What Lore do you derive creatures from
(10:14:55) Kahmari: I mean that is a need to know before creatures can be posted on the forum
(10:15:04) Kahmari: If not it is allowed to make up a purple dragon with five heads and a ass for a chin
(10:15:06) Kahmari: Etc
(10:15:20) Stella: (whispers) I guess 15
(10:15:22) Kahmari: If your not bearing down on it, then what is the issue with my app
(10:16:42) Kahmari: :help:
(10:17:13) Kahmari: Elves
Next to the humans in numbers and political power are the elves. Although nobody can know for sure how elves, or any of the other races, were created during the Changers' War, it is commonly believed that elves are a sort of perversion of the human race. In fact, it is implicitly stated in the Tomes of the First Settlers - the spiritual and legal doctrine of Marn - that elves are a twisted form of humans.
Elves are naturally quite gifted in the magical arts and can "feel" a connection to various magical and natural forces. It is more common for an elf to be able to visit the astral plane while dreaming, and elves are in general more artistically talented and intelligent than humans, although this comes with inherent faults such as arrogance, emotional instability, and tendency for over-analysis.
The elves tend to be taller, quicker, and more dexterous than humans, however they suffer from a certain kind of inflexibility. Where humans come in all shapes and sizes, elves have a more homogenized phenotype which can
(10:17:16) Kahmari: And thati s from Eragon
(10:17:19) Kahmari: The great war of the dragons
(10:17:33) Kahmari: It didn't post all I copied
(10:17:38) Stella: that's not from anything, idiot. It's an original setting.
(10:17:46) Kahmari: Not hardly
(10:17:49) Kahmari: the great changers war
(10:17:50) Kahmari: Wtf
(10:17:56) Kahmari: That is a knock of of the War with galbatrix
(10:17:57) Stella: elves have been around since before tolkein. eragon is a new series for twelve year olds.
(10:18:07) Kahmari: True but yoru forum is not
(10:18:10) Stella: almost every fantasy setting has some big war to explain things. (10:18:45) Stella: none of the setting is "knocked off" from anything. It's a collection of things everybody has helped to write and create.
(10:19:22) Stella: it's not knocked off in the same way that George RR martin didn't knock off when he wrote about dire wolves and dragons.
(10:20:27) Stella: that you would even try to compare something so vague like the Changer's War to a series for twelve year olds says you're a troll.
(10:20:34) Kahmari: The stupidity is out there, I have someone that can't even capitalize or punctuate right. Trying to tell me how to rp
(10:20:44) Stella: yes.
(10:20:49) Kahmari: and can't even specificly put what their lore is from then complains when someone knows the lore of their char
(10:21:13) Stella: I too enjo specifcly lore chars.
(10:21:14) Kahmari: Ontop of all, refuses to admit to knocking off books that they haven't even read
(10:21:21) Kahmari: Like I said I'm on the final book
(10:21:29) Kahmari: how many have you read ot say I'm lieing about what I've read on yoru site
(10:21:35) Stella: that's great. keep masturbating over that. I'll wait.
(10:21:51) Stella: fpfpfpfp pbbbt
(10:21:54) Kahmari: My point exactly, your what
(10:21:55) Kahmari: 12
(10:22:02) Stella: fpfpfpfp
(10:22:03) Kahmari: Acting like you know something is pathetic
(10:22:08) Kahmari: I asked if you wanted a full spread on the race
(10:22:13) Kahmari: And you declined it saying your retarded
(10:22:15) Stella: oh I do.
(10:22:21) Kahmari: Your misjudged on how you put yoru races on there
(10:22:25) Kahmari: Half of them aren't even legit
(10:22:25) Stella: I would love a writeup.
(10:22:34) Stella: yes.
(10:22:41) Kahmari: Much less hit on 4 things they have in common with their natural counter parts
(10:22:54) Kahmari: Geese all this convo could of been avoided
(10:22:59) Kahmari: If you would of told me yes about ah our ago lol
(10:23:03) Stella: oh it couldof
(10:23:11) Kahmari: unti it was done
(10:23:13) Kahmari: Atleast
(10:23:20) Kahmari: Matter fact
(10:23:23) Kahmari: Have you read my app
(10:23:28) Stella: matter fact yes.
(10:23:29) Kahmari: I believe there is some history of the race in it
(10:23:46) Porter: Jerial logs into the Chat.
(10:23:54) Stella: It's quite brilliantly written. I like how he has purple eyes and his counter part is a wolf.
(10:23:56) Kahmari: OOO OO
(10:23:57) Kahmari: question
(10:24:00) Stella: That was my favorite part.
(10:24:02) Kahmari: Did you like how I put how they got into your world in (10:24:21) Niabi: Hello Jerial
(10:24:26) Kahmari: I incorporated the great power that was exposed to the earth that touched another realm on the peak ofi t
(10:24:28) Kahmari: And hi Jerial
(10:24:40) Jerial: hey
(10:25:11) Kahmari: The blast that caused the scar, touched our realm, allowing creatures to pass forth momentarialy until the explosion subsided and the end cataclysm caused the rift to close
(10:25:18) Stella: Yeah that was a good part too.
(10:25:27) Kahmari: Waa I promis
(10:25:30) Kahmari: Do not accept me in
(10:25:36) Kahmari: I will have yoou a full sheet on my race
(10:25:53) Stella: I can't wait to read it.
(10:25:54) Kahmari: I will not derive my lore from Inheritance
(10:26:07) Kahmari: I will look around and add all the lore on the race together and make him
(10:26:17) Kahmari: That is to make it where he will not be specificly from abook, but from other races
(10:26:29) Stella: That totally makes sense.
(10:26:38) Kahmari: MM I gotta go to the store v.v
(10:26:43) Kahmari: Sorry work pisses me off
(10:26:48) Stella: Why don't you do that.
(10:26:55) Kahmari: I go to work for 2 hrs and have to run down a nasty drain witha augre to pull out roots
(10:27:00) Kahmari: so someoen else can go clog it with a large turd
(10:27:22) Kahmari: Plumbings sucks
(10:27:24) Stella: Sucks man.
(10:27:36) Stella: (whispers) I'm thoroughly enjoying this.
(10:27:50) Kahmari: afk for like 15 min
(10:29:56) Niabi: You know costco sells large capacity toilets that are designed to flush multiple golf balls at once, you should look into them
(10:30:07) Niabi: also, they are reasonably priced
(10:30:57) Porter: Jerial logs out of the Chat.
(10:31:06) Stella: ah come on jerial
(10:31:20) Stella: there's no way this is legit.
(10:34:47) Porter: Jerial logs into the Chat.
(10:34:51) Jerial: aismvntuyiasflmsbhufmsdf
(10:35:06) Porter: Jerial logs out of the Chat.
(10:35:14) Porter: (974101) logs into the Chat.
(10:35:21) Niabi: wb
(10:35:21) (974101): ................................
(10:35:38) (974101): hate writing tetrameter
(10:36:47) Niabi: (whispers to (974101)) (10:21:14) Kahmari: Ontop of all, refuses to admit to knocking off books that they haven't even read
(10:37:22) Niabi: (whispers to (974101)) the new 9 times a day
(10:39:31) Stella: :/
(10:41:43) Niabi: (whispers to (semi-afk-saruna)) "knocking off books that they haven't even read" the new 9 times a day
(10:42:09) Niabi: (whispers to Stella) "knocking off books that they haven't even read" the new 9 times a day
(10:44:13) (974101): (whispers) haha thank you
(10:45:20) Kahmari: I'm back
(10:45:22) Kahmari: Nicen ame Jerial
(10:45:24) Kahmari: lol
(10:45:34) Kahmari: 974101
(10:46:06) Kahmari: Is there anything par say I need to work on in my characters app
(10:46:16) Kahmari: Or is it just the race is unkown and needs explaining
(10:46:50) (974101): aaand now on to adding an ending paragraph in the meter of the Raven....
(10:47:15) (974101): in Rhyming Trochaic Octameter
(10:47:47) Niabi: Put a race page up in World Development. Read over your app and fix some of the errors, "sight" not "site." Expand on strengths and weaknesses, giving more detail and work some paragraphs into the history.
(10:48:28) (974101): and add dragons. And phoenixes. xD
(10:48:34) Kahmari: mmk, i'll add in his weaknesses to like natrual predators (10:49:04) Kahmari: OO, hey question, if I do add in links for dragons, how bout the merger they make with humans called Soul link
(10:49:05) Niabi: Also, any flaws or shortcoming he has
(10:49:18) Kahmari: Humans elves, dwarves etc
(10:49:34) Kahmari: Anyone the dragon deems fit of giving the gift to
(10:50:09) Kahmari: And to be honest, There is no phoenixs'???? has all things gone un holy
(10:50:14) Kahmari: Not evne ap et
(10:50:14) Niabi: Don't think of weaknesses as what makes him weak, think of what aspects he doesn't excel at that he will need to work with/against when in play (10:50:15) Kahmari: Even
(10:50:30) Kahmari: exactly such as his natural predators gives him a reason to keep on his toes (10:50:42) Kahmari: Hawks
(10:50:51) Kahmari: Eagls, larger cats, wolves
(10:51:04) (974101): no i meant in your history
we have dragons and phoenixes.... xD
(10:51:10) Kahmari: lol
(10:51:24) Kahmari: The dragons in my realm are like 500 times the size of yours, and would eat your castles in a bite
(10:51:25) (974101): okay, if i post my horrid stanza in here, can you guys help me improve it? cuz it's horrrrrible
(10:51:35) Niabi: You can also put things like allergies, fears, lack of formal education, lack of wealth, etc.
(10:51:40) Kahmari: When you enter the void the only thing you hear is Nomnomnom (10:51:45) Kahmari: lol everythign trying to eat you
(10:51:51) (974101): lol
(10:52:01) Porter: (974101) logs out of the Chat.
(10:52:07) Porter: Jerial logs into the Chat.
(10:52:14) Kahmari: True the lack of education is going to be apparent
(10:52:15) Jerial: there we go
(10:52:30) Kahmari: Wealth isn't a issue, we live underground and cut out the gems and ore from stones as we go
(10:53:19) Kahmari: that is strange it logged you in as a number lol
(10:53:49) Jerial: it's what happens when i log in to chat when i'm not logged in on the site
(10:54:01) Porter: Jerial is now known as (Phoenix_God).
(10:54:35) Kahmari: Ok ok
(10:54:37) (Phoenix God): rawr....i mean, squawk.
(10:54:44) Porter: (Phoenix_God) logs out of the Chat.
(10:54:45) Kahmari: Before I get started here is some basics on his species (10:54:49) Kahmari: http://inheritance.wikia.com/wiki/Werecat
(10:54:51) Porter: Jerial logs into the Chat.
(10:55:24) Porter: Jerial is now known as (Kahmariiiiii).
(10:55:25) Kahmari: It's like a paragraph lol
(10:55:37) Porter: (Kahmariiiiii) logs out of the Chat.
(10:55:46) Porter: Jerial logs into the Chat.
(10:56:10) Porter: Jerial is now known as (David_Carradine).
(10:56:11) Kahmari: "They are quite real. During the Riders' years of glory, they were as renowned as the dragons. Kings and elves kept them as companions - yet the werecats were free to do whatever they chose. Very little has ever been known about them. I'm afraid that their race has become rather scarce recently… they could certainly do unusual things. They always seemed to know what was going on and somehow or another manage to get themselves involved."
— Brom
Werecats are sentient creatures with shapeshifting abilities, being able to take on the appearance of either a human or a large, shaggy cat. Whether they migrated to Alagaësia or were native to the land was unknown. They were quite rare; the few who were alive during Eragon's time did not often reveal themselves.
Werecats were said to be very smart and dangerous at times.
In Inheritance, it was revealed that werecats can command regular cats as well as their own kind. Some tension is shown between Angela and the werecats.
Christopher Paolini has stated that werecats are "a li
(10:56:14) Kahmari: There
(10:56:17) Kahmari: some insite on a were cat
(10:56:27) Kahmari: That is alone from the cycle of books i read
(10:56:57) (David Carradine): (whispers) uh-oh (10:57:18)
(David Carradine): (whispers) we have an importer >.>
(10:57:18) Stella: yeah you can't use a race from a book. It needs to be your own invention. Calling it a werecat is fine but a were-cat in this setting is simply someone who can shift into a cat. just like a werewolf.
(10:57:23) Kahmari: a Kull is a large bread of Orc that grows larger and stronger then the others with more endurance, and can run for two weeks straight without a rest
(10:57:50) Kahmari: True, that is why I put him from a different realm instead ofa different countinent
(10:58:05) (David Carradine): (whispers) ohhhhh boy
(10:58:07) Kahmari: i did not wish to go off the bok
(10:58:08) Kahmari: book
(10:58:26) Stella: then why even mention the book at all.
(10:58:28) Kahmari: It would of limited me anyway
(10:58:46) Kahmari: I was using it as a reference to the most public known were cat mentioning
(10:58:48) Kahmari: s
(10:59:03) Stella: "most public"?
(10:59:15) Stella: it's a book. you can't use it. end of story. Don't link it.
(10:59:18) Porter: Stella goes AFK.
(10:59:58) Niabi: (whispers to (David_Carradine)) I think he's a special one, we've explained this to him more than three times and he still doesn't get it
(11:00:05) Kahmari: I didn't link it
(11:00:20) Kahmari: i was referring to some information on the were cat before i actually made the sheet I was goign to make for the race on here
(11:00:41) Kahmari: As i put, here is some information from the book on the race before i went to make it.
(11:00:43) (David Carradine): (whispers) -_- greeeeaaaaat
(11:00:52) (David Carradine): (whispers) Ancladar xD
(11:01:05) (David Carradine): later
(11:01:07) Porter: (David_Carradine) logs out of the Chat.
(11:02:26) Kahmari: This is like all the info out of that page i'm using Werecats are sentient creatures with shapeshifting abilities, being able to take on the appearance of either a human or a large, shaggy cat. They were quite rare,and were said to be very smart and dangerous at times.
(11:03:55) Kahmari: Ahhhh I just found where the legend of the were cat originated
(11:04:15) Porter: Stella is back.
(11:04:15) Porter: Stella is now known as (frug).
(11:04:19) (frug): who scared off davad carradine?
(11:04:25) (frug): Hey meesha
(11:05:03) Kahmari: I think he went off cause you went afk lol
(11:05:15) (frug): I hear you're special.
(11:05:20) Kahmari: There is not much presence of werecats in European mythology and folklore except the famous black cats which were once described as familiar or imps, lesser demons that would serve witches during the Middle-Ages.
Bast or Bastet is a famous Egyptian Goddess.
In “The master and Margarita”, the Devil is accompanied by several demons including the mischievous, gun-happy, fast-talking black cat Behemoth (Бегемот, a subversive Puss in Boots) who shapeshift from man to cat according to circumstances.
Weretigers are predominent in Asia, Weretigers in India, Werelions in Africa and wereleopards in South America
(11:05:32) (frug): why are you pasting things into chat?
(11:05:38) Kahmari: Yeah lol was posting a little info, no it's not being used (11:06:09) (frug): Is anyone listening to you?
(11:06:13) Kahmari: i was jsut posting where the lore of were cats came from (11:06:18) Kahmari: Yeah the people who were asking me about it
(11:06:19) (frug): Why?
(11:06:19) Kahmari: lol
(11:06:22) (frug): Who?
(11:06:26) Kahmari: you for instance
(11:06:34) Kahmari: Talking bout the lore from across the world
(11:06:35) (frug): You think I read that?
(11:06:43) Kahmari: lol
(11:06:44) Kahmari: If not
(11:06:52) Kahmari: It came from European lore
(11:06:56) Kahmari: And then from asia, africa, etc
(11:07:19) Kahmari: One instance is the demon behemoth that came with lucifer that carries gun and ran off at the mouth alot lol
(11:07:24) (frug): Hey so I have a few suggestions and then I'm going to let you go (11:07:58) (frug): First off, stop talking for a minute because I'm not sure anyone is listening right now. Secondly, use contractions correctly. The word is "would've" not "would of". It's a contraction of "would" and "have"
(11:08:29) (frug): Thirdly, from what I've heard you need to stop, go read the setting pages again and think about whether you actually want to write here or not, and if this is a good place for you. I'm not sure it is.
(11:08:37) Kahmari: you mean it's a suffix, derived form the term would have (11:08:45) Kahmari: A contraction is what you have when your pregnant or straining
(11:09:01) Kahmari: Haha i have read it and corrected several of you (11:09:06) Kahmari: On copy and pasting it here
(11:09:07) (frug): ... you don't know what a suffix is and you're trying to correct me? (11:09:09) Kahmari: What more do i need to read?
(11:09:12) (frug): I think it's time for you to go.
(11:09:56) Kahmari: No seriously
(11:09:58) Kahmari: What more do i need to read
(11:10:05) Kahmari: Because if you need to I wil copy it and paste it here for you to read
(11:10:14) Kahmari: Cause obviously you can't go to the page and read it yoruself (11:10:16) Kahmari: so what is the issue
(11:10:28) (frug): One minute
(11:10:30) Porter: (frug) logs out of the Chat.
(11:10:35) Kahmari: No I want to know now
(11:10:46) Kahmari: what is the issue with my app, I've read it proved I've read it, and everythign else.
(11:10:54) Niabi: He's switching to his own account
(11:11:01) Kahmari: Ok
(11:11:03) Kahmari: i ned to know this
(11:11:03) Porter: Frug logs into the Chat.
(11:11:13) Niabi: Hello Fruggles
(11:11:21) Kahmari: I've got like 2 things to add to my app
(11:11:26) Kahmari: I need to knwo what you think you have a issue with now
(11:11:32) Frug: Hi. All you need to know is that I'm telling you that this place isn't for you.
(11:11:33) Kahmari: I've been through this already
(11:11:35) Kahmari: have it settled
(11:11:47) Frug: If you can't come to terms with that, I'm afraid I can't help you. (11:12:03) Kahmari: I need to know what is wrong with it though frug
(11:12:04) Kahmari: Seriously
(11:12:08) Kahmari: Your telling me you have issue
(11:12:13) Kahmari: Well what is it
(11:12:15) Frug: You don't need to know anything beyond what I just told you. (11:12:18) Kahmari: I type to fast for you, too accurately,
(11:12:27) Kahmari: I've alrady got told that my app was acceptable
(11:12:29) Porter: Kahmari has been logged out (Kicked).
(09:36:35) Stella: lol
(09:36:37) Stella: hi there
(09:36:40) Kahmari: Hi
(09:36:51) Saruna: (whispers) and the references to wpm -- that's a new meme at the least
(09:37:03) Saruna: hihi
(09:37:18) Niabi: (whispers to Saruna) hehe
(09:37:23) Niabi: hello
(09:37:40) Kahmari: i just got off work luckly it wasn't much roots in a drain pipe the auger got out
(09:38:30) Kahmari: The forum looks nice it's not over populated, and it's far from under populated.
(09:39:21) Stella: it's a survivor. it'll probably be around forever.
(09:39:40) Saruna: cockroaches and thar. yup.
(09:40:13) Niabi: I'm sure a few of us will have to die before the site goes (09:40:21) Kahmari: lol
(09:40:52) Porter: Saruna is now known as (semi-afk-saruna).
(09:42:30) Niabi: I had a question about your character. Is he an 80-year-old child or an 80-year-old that looks like a child?
(09:44:22) Niabi: Is he more likely to play hopscotch with the neighbor kids or yell at them for playing on his lawn?
(09:45:21) Kahmari: Ok
(09:45:25) Kahmari: for every dacade he ages a year
(09:45:32) Kahmari: Er well something like that
(09:45:42) Kahmari: He is 8 in human years 80 in his natural
(09:45:44) (semi-afk-saruna): how about mentally?
(09:46:30) Niabi: Does he have the mind and development of a child or an adult? (09:47:01) Kahmari: at his current age, he would be equivalent to a 20 yr old human (09:47:13) Kahmari: When he hits around 150 he is considered mature
(09:47:35) Kahmari: ^his nuts will drop even
(09:47:41) Kahmari: however you wish to look at that term
(09:48:34) Stella: so.. he mentally develops differently than he physically develops and mentally develops slower than humans.
(09:48:49) Niabi: Wait? He looks like an 8-year-old, is the equivalent of a 20-year-old human but he hasn't hit sexual maturity yet? (09:48:56) Stella: and he can make babies at 150?
(09:49:02) Kahmari: true, and the race is immature
(09:49:09) Kahmari: Pranksters
(09:49:12) Kahmari: etc
(09:49:43) (semi-afk-saruna): so they're like poo flinging monkeys?
(09:49:50) Kahmari: No
(09:50:36) Niabi: (whispers to (semi-afk-saruna)) haha, nice one
(09:50:37) Kahmari: They would be more like.... a hobbit? lol not exactly normal, but not much difference in human aspects. when in their true form they look like a house cat, except they can talk
(09:50:48) Kahmari: A house elf lol
(09:51:01) Stella: how can he be mentally like a 20 year old without reaching sexual maturity? 20 year old humans are all about sex.
(09:51:11) Kahmari: Mature enough to make your own decisions but immature that you have to be controlled on bent to a will
(09:51:15) Kahmari: Lol
(09:51:36) Kahmari: I personally have 4 kids and wife has her tubes tied after our son was born 21 days ago
(09:51:42) Niabi: I'm just trying to pinpoint his mental age
(09:51:47) Kahmari: Ah
(09:51:50) Kahmari: his mental age is set like this
(09:52:09) Kahmari: He looks at the world like a play palace, with his inate abilities everything can be toyed with and what he wants he can take.
(09:52:20) Kahmari: so his mental state would be around 18 yrs old human (09:52:22) Kahmari: his king
(09:52:25) Kahmari: nothing will hurt him
(09:52:29) Kahmari: Etc
(09:52:32) Kahmari: He is
(09:52:36) Niabi: So he's like 5, mentally speaking
(09:52:37) Kahmari: Hmm, lag in chat
(09:52:51) Kahmari: Lol no usually they don't get a chip like that till around 18 (09:53:20) Kahmari: We wil go with 8
(09:53:24) Kahmari: It will still be immature
(09:53:38) Kahmari: Seeing as he is young and below 10 in human years, his mind set will be that of a child
(09:53:47) Kahmari: And he will progress as he grows in the story
(09:53:51) (semi-afk-saruna): (whispers) aheheheh, thanks
(09:54:19) Kahmari: After all his race is not a fighting race, they prefer to lose, and run from their foes with their ability to rift walk
(09:54:20) Niabi: (whispers to Stella) I don't want to meet the kids he hangs around if 18 year olds act like 5 year olds
(09:54:34) Stella: (whispers) this asshole has four kids.
(09:54:45) Stella: (whispers) this has to be a joke.
(09:54:50) Niabi: (whispers to (semi-afk-saruna)) I don't want to meet the kids he hangs around if 18 year olds act like 5 year olds
(09:54:57) (semi-afk-saruna): my 2 1/2 year old niece looks at the world like it's her toy (09:55:06) Kahmari: Lol
(09:55:08) Niabi: (whispers to Stella) I sure hope so
(09:55:18) Niabi: As does my almost 6 year old
(09:55:22) Kahmari: It pretty much is anything she can get a hand on, and put in her mouth is all gravy lol
(09:55:33) Kahmari: Mine are 6 4 3 and 3 weeks
(09:56:11) Kahmari: Lol that ells me I'm have no life lol work all of it to take care of em
(09:56:17) Kahmari: Bein I just turned 25 in march
(09:56:26) Stella: kitsunes are childish because they're bastards and think that everything is a game.
(09:56:38) Stella: but they're not mentally 5.
(09:56:42) Kahmari: True
(09:57:01) Kahmari: Al though I may be immature and at my races age of 81, but you got to realize thye have a child every 500 years
(09:57:09) Kahmari: No thats from being what they are
(09:57:20) Kahmari: Childish, and playful in nature causes alot of people to feel as they are immature
(09:58:14) Kahmari: We don't die off like other races
(09:58:16) Stella: but kitsunes don't mentally age like they're retarded.
(09:58:47) Stella: they still learn from their mistakes and are mentally the same as humans. They just tend to have traits of assholes.
(09:58:47) Kahmari: It is said that a were cat holds all the knowledge in the world (09:58:49) Kahmari: The problem is
(09:59:01) Stella: who says that
(09:59:01) Kahmari: Can you tolerate to talk to one long enough to have it answer your question
(09:59:06) Kahmari: It's in the lore
(09:59:12) Stella: what lore.
(09:59:16) Kahmari: Lol
(09:59:26) Kahmari: The same lore that comes from dragons, elves, dwarves, etc (09:59:29) Stella: I'm serious.
(09:59:33) Kahmari: give me a few I'll find it
(09:59:34) Kahmari: Me too
(09:59:39) Stella: that "lore" comes from all different places
(10:00:00) Stella: DnD dragons are not the same as lotr dragons and are not the same as harry potter dragons and are not the same as medieval european dragons. (10:00:19) (semi-afk-saruna): (whispers) save these logs, I gotta be up and down this morning
(10:00:22) Kahmari: What "Lore" are you referring to ya'll are using though (10:00:29) Kahmari: I mean I looked over and over and never found a specific (10:00:52) Niabi: We make our own
(10:00:52) Kahmari: The lore I've seen so far is mostly from Inheritance cycle (10:01:02) Stella: the setting is not from anything. It's original. Many things are inspired from different places but it's all original at its core.
(10:01:06) Kahmari: Elven, dwarven, orc, dragon etc
(10:01:11) Niabi: Which is why she wants to know what you are drawing your lore from
(10:01:12) Kahmari: The dragon shifter comes from the Ryzac
(10:01:24) Kahmari: Inheritance cycl
(10:01:38) Stella: I've never heard of such a thing.
(10:01:45) Kahmari: The ryzac starts as a creature with a human form but a bird beak and eyes, then they transform at a mature age, and turn into a dragon (10:01:49) Stella: you can make anything into a shifter. it's not from anything. (10:02:05) Stella: what the hell are you reading that you are getting this stuff from, is what I'm asking.
(10:02:06) (semi-afk-saruna): what dragon shifter?
(10:02:18) (semi-afk-saruna): oh, kaevad?
(10:02:22) Kahmari: It's above fox shifters
(10:02:28) Kahmari: One sec Stella let me find my book
(10:02:57) Stella:
(10:03:09) Kahmari: I've read the complete series don't give me that lol
(10:03:13) Stella: (whispers) we need to rip this guy apart. This is not going to work out.
(10:03:13) Kahmari: I knwo the history on creatures in it
(10:03:14) (semi-afk-saruna): right above fox shifters where?
(10:03:20) Kahmari: thats why I can make ar ace page for Were cats
(10:03:23) Stella: WHAT SERIES.
(10:03:23) (semi-afk-saruna): you're confusing me greatly.
(10:03:26) Kahmari: In the settigns
(10:03:29) Stella: FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
(10:03:35) (semi-afk-saruna): link me pretty please
(10:03:39) (semi-afk-saruna): it's still morning here
(10:03:46) (semi-afk-saruna): and I'm not recalling where you're looking at (10:03:59) Kahmari: The series called Inheritance
(10:04:11) Kahmari: The artist is Christopher Paolini, i'm on book four
(10:04:13) Kahmari: He wrote
(10:04:14) (semi-afk-saruna): Are you saying we have things here ripped from Inheritance?
(10:04:25) Stella: like eragon?
(10:04:28) Kahmari: Eragon Eldest and Brisingr
(10:04:30) Kahmari: And no I didn'
(10:04:33) Kahmari: Saruna
(10:04:36) Stella: yeah don't bring that crap here.
(10:04:38) (semi-afk-saruna): ah, kk, thanks
(10:04:42) Kahmari: Lawl
(10:04:50) Stella: lawl.
(10:04:54) Kahmari: I've rped for over 18 yrs of my life what are you talking bout (10:04:54) Kahmari: Sorry
(10:05:01) Kahmari: Your bringin up issues witha race of creatures that you can't pin point
(10:05:09) Kahmari: After I can point out flat out Saruna what I'm refering to (10:05:11) Stella: you've been roleplaying since you were 7?
(10:05:53) Kahmari: Yeah, My mom was a computer nerd I got on yahoo when it came out and rped on user rooms when they got taken, I moved to forums (10:06:02) Kahmari: I mean my typing speed and accuracy alone is enough to prove it.
(10:06:06) Kahmari: Pages on Shifters
The following are examples of specific species of shifters and do not comprise all known species.
Kitsune - fox shifters
Aniz - dragonfly shifters
(10:06:07) Stella: uh huh.
(10:06:11) Kahmari: Dragon fly shifter excuse me
(10:06:24) Kahmari: Saruna
(10:06:32) (semi-afk-saruna): ahhh, yeah, that's totally different
(10:06:34) Kahmari: But stil as I said it was with the fox shifter
(10:06:40) Kahmari: lol
(10:06:42) Kahmari: See it's not that confusing
(10:06:47) Kahmari: Sorry I did say dragon and not dragonfly
(10:06:48) (semi-afk-saruna): kitsunes are pulled from japanese mythology (10:06:52) Kahmari: That is my fault there
(10:07:06) Stella: and mixed with other things.
(10:07:15) (semi-afk-saruna): that'd be why I was confused; I didn't recall any pages on dragon shifters
(10:07:29) (semi-afk-saruna): yeah, and the fox shifters here are sorta smorgasbord (10:07:36) Kahmari: Lol, yeah, my computer lags on typing at times like early it typed his, instead of he is
(10:07:52) Kahmari: I saw a owl shifter, that should be strange lol.
(10:08:02) Kahmari: With anemia, god I hope she don't pass out in flight
(10:08:06) Stella: there are shifters of most animals.
(10:08:28) Kahmari: Shifters come from ancient indian beliefs, where a spirit transforms with yoru spirit beast
(10:08:29) Kahmari: I mean
(10:08:34) Kahmari: You can't compare me to most ppl you rp with
(10:08:42) (semi-afk-saruna): there's also shifting in tlingit beliefs
(10:08:44) Stella: why the hell not.
(10:08:46) Kahmari: I know most stuff most don't about histories of creatures cause I've made server spread sheets for em
(10:08:50) (semi-afk-saruna): and athabaskan beliefs
(10:08:52) (semi-afk-saruna): and inuit beliefs
(10:09:01) Stella: there's shifting in a lot of native beliefs. They're not any one specific thing, like kat says
(10:09:03) (semi-afk-saruna): just sayin
(10:09:26) Stella: server spread sheets. oh. well that just makes you better. (10:09:26) (semi-afk-saruna): away from desk I go
(10:09:30) Kahmari: Yeah indians natives however you wish to phrase it =D (10:09:46) Kahmari: No, not server spread sheets
(10:09:57) Stella: there are shifters on the other side of the earth. kitsunes being one.
(10:10:17) Stella: The myth is all over the place
(10:10:27) Kahmari: Wait wait wait
(10:10:34) Kahmari: you confuse me when you say other side of the world lol (10:10:43) Stella: japan.
(10:10:47) Stella: india.
(10:10:54) Stella: europe.
(10:10:56) Kahmari: KK just making sure we were on the same page lol
(10:11:00) Niabi: For my shifter I took a non-shifter creature out of a myth and turned it into a shifter and gave her additional abilities to explain why she is rarely seen
(10:11:06) Kahmari: There is several shifters that come from that region yes (10:11:45) Kahmari: Wifes bitching wants to go spend the money I just made lol (10:12:19) Niabi: That's not a very nice way to talk about your wife
(10:12:32) Kahmari: Lol
(10:12:37) Kahmari: Well, the truth hurts at time
(10:12:38) Kahmari: times
(10:12:51) Kahmari: She's looking for the car keys can't seem to find em anywhere brb gonna go help
(10:12:52) Stella: do you feel inclined to end every sentence with that
(10:13:39) Kahmari: No not every.
(10:13:41) Kahmari: As iot
(10:13:46) Kahmari: It has already been proven
(10:13:49) Kahmari: In several
(10:14:34) Kahmari: Anyways
(10:14:40) Kahmari: Seeeing as the information ya'll have went to scat
(10:14:42) Niabi: (whispers to Stella) Who wants to take a real age bet? I'm guessing 16
(10:14:48) Kahmari: What Lore do you derive creatures from
(10:14:55) Kahmari: I mean that is a need to know before creatures can be posted on the forum
(10:15:04) Kahmari: If not it is allowed to make up a purple dragon with five heads and a ass for a chin
(10:15:06) Kahmari: Etc
(10:15:20) Stella: (whispers) I guess 15
(10:15:22) Kahmari: If your not bearing down on it, then what is the issue with my app
(10:16:42) Kahmari: :help:
(10:17:13) Kahmari: Elves
Next to the humans in numbers and political power are the elves. Although nobody can know for sure how elves, or any of the other races, were created during the Changers' War, it is commonly believed that elves are a sort of perversion of the human race. In fact, it is implicitly stated in the Tomes of the First Settlers - the spiritual and legal doctrine of Marn - that elves are a twisted form of humans.
Elves are naturally quite gifted in the magical arts and can "feel" a connection to various magical and natural forces. It is more common for an elf to be able to visit the astral plane while dreaming, and elves are in general more artistically talented and intelligent than humans, although this comes with inherent faults such as arrogance, emotional instability, and tendency for over-analysis.
The elves tend to be taller, quicker, and more dexterous than humans, however they suffer from a certain kind of inflexibility. Where humans come in all shapes and sizes, elves have a more homogenized phenotype which can
(10:17:16) Kahmari: And thati s from Eragon
(10:17:19) Kahmari: The great war of the dragons
(10:17:33) Kahmari: It didn't post all I copied
(10:17:38) Stella: that's not from anything, idiot. It's an original setting.
(10:17:46) Kahmari: Not hardly
(10:17:49) Kahmari: the great changers war
(10:17:50) Kahmari: Wtf
(10:17:56) Kahmari: That is a knock of of the War with galbatrix
(10:17:57) Stella: elves have been around since before tolkein. eragon is a new series for twelve year olds.
(10:18:07) Kahmari: True but yoru forum is not
(10:18:10) Stella: almost every fantasy setting has some big war to explain things. (10:18:45) Stella: none of the setting is "knocked off" from anything. It's a collection of things everybody has helped to write and create.
(10:19:22) Stella: it's not knocked off in the same way that George RR martin didn't knock off when he wrote about dire wolves and dragons.
(10:20:27) Stella: that you would even try to compare something so vague like the Changer's War to a series for twelve year olds says you're a troll.
(10:20:34) Kahmari: The stupidity is out there, I have someone that can't even capitalize or punctuate right. Trying to tell me how to rp
(10:20:44) Stella: yes.
(10:20:49) Kahmari: and can't even specificly put what their lore is from then complains when someone knows the lore of their char
(10:21:13) Stella: I too enjo specifcly lore chars.
(10:21:14) Kahmari: Ontop of all, refuses to admit to knocking off books that they haven't even read
(10:21:21) Kahmari: Like I said I'm on the final book
(10:21:29) Kahmari: how many have you read ot say I'm lieing about what I've read on yoru site
(10:21:35) Stella: that's great. keep masturbating over that. I'll wait.
(10:21:51) Stella: fpfpfpfp pbbbt
(10:21:54) Kahmari: My point exactly, your what
(10:21:55) Kahmari: 12
(10:22:02) Stella: fpfpfpfp
(10:22:03) Kahmari: Acting like you know something is pathetic
(10:22:08) Kahmari: I asked if you wanted a full spread on the race
(10:22:13) Kahmari: And you declined it saying your retarded
(10:22:15) Stella: oh I do.
(10:22:21) Kahmari: Your misjudged on how you put yoru races on there
(10:22:25) Kahmari: Half of them aren't even legit
(10:22:25) Stella: I would love a writeup.
(10:22:34) Stella: yes.
(10:22:41) Kahmari: Much less hit on 4 things they have in common with their natural counter parts
(10:22:54) Kahmari: Geese all this convo could of been avoided
(10:22:59) Kahmari: If you would of told me yes about ah our ago lol
(10:23:03) Stella: oh it couldof
(10:23:11) Kahmari: unti it was done
(10:23:13) Kahmari: Atleast
(10:23:20) Kahmari: Matter fact
(10:23:23) Kahmari: Have you read my app
(10:23:28) Stella: matter fact yes.
(10:23:29) Kahmari: I believe there is some history of the race in it
(10:23:46) Porter: Jerial logs into the Chat.
(10:23:54) Stella: It's quite brilliantly written. I like how he has purple eyes and his counter part is a wolf.
(10:23:56) Kahmari: OOO OO
(10:23:57) Kahmari: question
(10:24:00) Stella: That was my favorite part.
(10:24:02) Kahmari: Did you like how I put how they got into your world in (10:24:21) Niabi: Hello Jerial
(10:24:26) Kahmari: I incorporated the great power that was exposed to the earth that touched another realm on the peak ofi t
(10:24:28) Kahmari: And hi Jerial
(10:24:40) Jerial: hey
(10:25:11) Kahmari: The blast that caused the scar, touched our realm, allowing creatures to pass forth momentarialy until the explosion subsided and the end cataclysm caused the rift to close
(10:25:18) Stella: Yeah that was a good part too.
(10:25:27) Kahmari: Waa I promis
(10:25:30) Kahmari: Do not accept me in
(10:25:36) Kahmari: I will have yoou a full sheet on my race
(10:25:53) Stella: I can't wait to read it.
(10:25:54) Kahmari: I will not derive my lore from Inheritance
(10:26:07) Kahmari: I will look around and add all the lore on the race together and make him
(10:26:17) Kahmari: That is to make it where he will not be specificly from abook, but from other races
(10:26:29) Stella: That totally makes sense.
(10:26:38) Kahmari: MM I gotta go to the store v.v
(10:26:43) Kahmari: Sorry work pisses me off
(10:26:48) Stella: Why don't you do that.
(10:26:55) Kahmari: I go to work for 2 hrs and have to run down a nasty drain witha augre to pull out roots
(10:27:00) Kahmari: so someoen else can go clog it with a large turd
(10:27:22) Kahmari: Plumbings sucks
(10:27:24) Stella: Sucks man.
(10:27:36) Stella: (whispers) I'm thoroughly enjoying this.
(10:27:50) Kahmari: afk for like 15 min
(10:29:56) Niabi: You know costco sells large capacity toilets that are designed to flush multiple golf balls at once, you should look into them
(10:30:07) Niabi: also, they are reasonably priced
(10:30:57) Porter: Jerial logs out of the Chat.
(10:31:06) Stella: ah come on jerial
(10:31:20) Stella: there's no way this is legit.
(10:34:47) Porter: Jerial logs into the Chat.
(10:34:51) Jerial: aismvntuyiasflmsbhufmsdf
(10:35:06) Porter: Jerial logs out of the Chat.
(10:35:14) Porter: (974101) logs into the Chat.
(10:35:21) Niabi: wb
(10:35:21) (974101): ................................
(10:35:38) (974101): hate writing tetrameter
(10:36:47) Niabi: (whispers to (974101)) (10:21:14) Kahmari: Ontop of all, refuses to admit to knocking off books that they haven't even read
(10:37:22) Niabi: (whispers to (974101)) the new 9 times a day
(10:39:31) Stella: :/
(10:41:43) Niabi: (whispers to (semi-afk-saruna)) "knocking off books that they haven't even read" the new 9 times a day
(10:42:09) Niabi: (whispers to Stella) "knocking off books that they haven't even read" the new 9 times a day
(10:44:13) (974101): (whispers) haha thank you
(10:45:20) Kahmari: I'm back
(10:45:22) Kahmari: Nicen ame Jerial
(10:45:24) Kahmari: lol
(10:45:34) Kahmari: 974101
(10:46:06) Kahmari: Is there anything par say I need to work on in my characters app
(10:46:16) Kahmari: Or is it just the race is unkown and needs explaining
(10:46:50) (974101): aaand now on to adding an ending paragraph in the meter of the Raven....
(10:47:15) (974101): in Rhyming Trochaic Octameter
(10:47:47) Niabi: Put a race page up in World Development. Read over your app and fix some of the errors, "sight" not "site." Expand on strengths and weaknesses, giving more detail and work some paragraphs into the history.
(10:48:28) (974101): and add dragons. And phoenixes. xD
(10:48:34) Kahmari: mmk, i'll add in his weaknesses to like natrual predators (10:49:04) Kahmari: OO, hey question, if I do add in links for dragons, how bout the merger they make with humans called Soul link
(10:49:05) Niabi: Also, any flaws or shortcoming he has
(10:49:18) Kahmari: Humans elves, dwarves etc
(10:49:34) Kahmari: Anyone the dragon deems fit of giving the gift to
(10:50:09) Kahmari: And to be honest, There is no phoenixs'???? has all things gone un holy
(10:50:14) Kahmari: Not evne ap et
(10:50:14) Niabi: Don't think of weaknesses as what makes him weak, think of what aspects he doesn't excel at that he will need to work with/against when in play (10:50:15) Kahmari: Even
(10:50:30) Kahmari: exactly such as his natural predators gives him a reason to keep on his toes (10:50:42) Kahmari: Hawks
(10:50:51) Kahmari: Eagls, larger cats, wolves
(10:51:04) (974101): no i meant in your history
we have dragons and phoenixes.... xD (10:51:10) Kahmari: lol
(10:51:24) Kahmari: The dragons in my realm are like 500 times the size of yours, and would eat your castles in a bite
(10:51:25) (974101): okay, if i post my horrid stanza in here, can you guys help me improve it?
cuz it's horrrrrible (10:51:35) Niabi: You can also put things like allergies, fears, lack of formal education, lack of wealth, etc.
(10:51:40) Kahmari: When you enter the void the only thing you hear is Nomnomnom (10:51:45) Kahmari: lol everythign trying to eat you
(10:51:51) (974101): lol
(10:52:01) Porter: (974101) logs out of the Chat.
(10:52:07) Porter: Jerial logs into the Chat.
(10:52:14) Kahmari: True the lack of education is going to be apparent
(10:52:15) Jerial: there we go
(10:52:30) Kahmari: Wealth isn't a issue, we live underground and cut out the gems and ore from stones as we go
(10:53:19) Kahmari: that is strange it logged you in as a number lol
(10:53:49) Jerial: it's what happens when i log in to chat when i'm not logged in on the site
(10:54:01) Porter: Jerial is now known as (Phoenix_God).
(10:54:35) Kahmari: Ok ok
(10:54:37) (Phoenix God): rawr....i mean, squawk.
(10:54:44) Porter: (Phoenix_God) logs out of the Chat.
(10:54:45) Kahmari: Before I get started here is some basics on his species (10:54:49) Kahmari: http://inheritance.wikia.com/wiki/Werecat
(10:54:51) Porter: Jerial logs into the Chat.
(10:55:24) Porter: Jerial is now known as (Kahmariiiiii).
(10:55:25) Kahmari: It's like a paragraph lol
(10:55:37) Porter: (Kahmariiiiii) logs out of the Chat.
(10:55:46) Porter: Jerial logs into the Chat.
(10:56:10) Porter: Jerial is now known as (David_Carradine).
(10:56:11) Kahmari: "They are quite real. During the Riders' years of glory, they were as renowned as the dragons. Kings and elves kept them as companions - yet the werecats were free to do whatever they chose. Very little has ever been known about them. I'm afraid that their race has become rather scarce recently… they could certainly do unusual things. They always seemed to know what was going on and somehow or another manage to get themselves involved."
— Brom
Werecats are sentient creatures with shapeshifting abilities, being able to take on the appearance of either a human or a large, shaggy cat. Whether they migrated to Alagaësia or were native to the land was unknown. They were quite rare; the few who were alive during Eragon's time did not often reveal themselves.
Werecats were said to be very smart and dangerous at times.
In Inheritance, it was revealed that werecats can command regular cats as well as their own kind. Some tension is shown between Angela and the werecats.
Christopher Paolini has stated that werecats are "a li
(10:56:14) Kahmari: There
(10:56:17) Kahmari: some insite on a were cat
(10:56:27) Kahmari: That is alone from the cycle of books i read
(10:56:57) (David Carradine): (whispers) uh-oh (10:57:18)
(David Carradine): (whispers) we have an importer >.>
(10:57:18) Stella: yeah you can't use a race from a book. It needs to be your own invention. Calling it a werecat is fine but a were-cat in this setting is simply someone who can shift into a cat. just like a werewolf.
(10:57:23) Kahmari: a Kull is a large bread of Orc that grows larger and stronger then the others with more endurance, and can run for two weeks straight without a rest
(10:57:50) Kahmari: True, that is why I put him from a different realm instead ofa different countinent
(10:58:05) (David Carradine): (whispers) ohhhhh boy
(10:58:07) Kahmari: i did not wish to go off the bok
(10:58:08) Kahmari: book
(10:58:26) Stella: then why even mention the book at all.
(10:58:28) Kahmari: It would of limited me anyway
(10:58:46) Kahmari: I was using it as a reference to the most public known were cat mentioning
(10:58:48) Kahmari: s
(10:59:03) Stella: "most public"?
(10:59:15) Stella: it's a book. you can't use it. end of story. Don't link it.
(10:59:18) Porter: Stella goes AFK.
(10:59:58) Niabi: (whispers to (David_Carradine)) I think he's a special one, we've explained this to him more than three times and he still doesn't get it
(11:00:05) Kahmari: I didn't link it
(11:00:20) Kahmari: i was referring to some information on the were cat before i actually made the sheet I was goign to make for the race on here
(11:00:41) Kahmari: As i put, here is some information from the book on the race before i went to make it.
(11:00:43) (David Carradine): (whispers) -_- greeeeaaaaat
(11:00:52) (David Carradine): (whispers) Ancladar xD
(11:01:05) (David Carradine): later
(11:01:07) Porter: (David_Carradine) logs out of the Chat.
(11:02:26) Kahmari: This is like all the info out of that page i'm using Werecats are sentient creatures with shapeshifting abilities, being able to take on the appearance of either a human or a large, shaggy cat. They were quite rare,and were said to be very smart and dangerous at times.
(11:03:55) Kahmari: Ahhhh I just found where the legend of the were cat originated
(11:04:15) Porter: Stella is back.
(11:04:15) Porter: Stella is now known as (frug).
(11:04:19) (frug): who scared off davad carradine?
(11:04:25) (frug): Hey meesha
(11:05:03) Kahmari: I think he went off cause you went afk lol
(11:05:15) (frug): I hear you're special.
(11:05:20) Kahmari: There is not much presence of werecats in European mythology and folklore except the famous black cats which were once described as familiar or imps, lesser demons that would serve witches during the Middle-Ages.
Bast or Bastet is a famous Egyptian Goddess.
In “The master and Margarita”, the Devil is accompanied by several demons including the mischievous, gun-happy, fast-talking black cat Behemoth (Бегемот, a subversive Puss in Boots) who shapeshift from man to cat according to circumstances.
Weretigers are predominent in Asia, Weretigers in India, Werelions in Africa and wereleopards in South America
(11:05:32) (frug): why are you pasting things into chat?
(11:05:38) Kahmari: Yeah lol was posting a little info, no it's not being used (11:06:09) (frug): Is anyone listening to you?
(11:06:13) Kahmari: i was jsut posting where the lore of were cats came from (11:06:18) Kahmari: Yeah the people who were asking me about it
(11:06:19) (frug): Why?
(11:06:19) Kahmari: lol
(11:06:22) (frug): Who?
(11:06:26) Kahmari: you for instance
(11:06:34) Kahmari: Talking bout the lore from across the world
(11:06:35) (frug): You think I read that?
(11:06:43) Kahmari: lol
(11:06:44) Kahmari: If not
(11:06:52) Kahmari: It came from European lore
(11:06:56) Kahmari: And then from asia, africa, etc
(11:07:19) Kahmari: One instance is the demon behemoth that came with lucifer that carries gun and ran off at the mouth alot lol
(11:07:24) (frug): Hey so I have a few suggestions and then I'm going to let you go (11:07:58) (frug): First off, stop talking for a minute because I'm not sure anyone is listening right now. Secondly, use contractions correctly. The word is "would've" not "would of". It's a contraction of "would" and "have"
(11:08:29) (frug): Thirdly, from what I've heard you need to stop, go read the setting pages again and think about whether you actually want to write here or not, and if this is a good place for you. I'm not sure it is.
(11:08:37) Kahmari: you mean it's a suffix, derived form the term would have (11:08:45) Kahmari: A contraction is what you have when your pregnant or straining
(11:09:01) Kahmari: Haha i have read it and corrected several of you (11:09:06) Kahmari: On copy and pasting it here
(11:09:07) (frug): ... you don't know what a suffix is and you're trying to correct me? (11:09:09) Kahmari: What more do i need to read?
(11:09:12) (frug): I think it's time for you to go.
(11:09:56) Kahmari: No seriously
(11:09:58) Kahmari: What more do i need to read
(11:10:05) Kahmari: Because if you need to I wil copy it and paste it here for you to read
(11:10:14) Kahmari: Cause obviously you can't go to the page and read it yoruself (11:10:16) Kahmari: so what is the issue
(11:10:28) (frug): One minute
(11:10:30) Porter: (frug) logs out of the Chat.
(11:10:35) Kahmari: No I want to know now
(11:10:46) Kahmari: what is the issue with my app, I've read it proved I've read it, and everythign else.
(11:10:54) Niabi: He's switching to his own account
(11:11:01) Kahmari: Ok
(11:11:03) Kahmari: i ned to know this
(11:11:03) Porter: Frug logs into the Chat.
(11:11:13) Niabi: Hello Fruggles
(11:11:21) Kahmari: I've got like 2 things to add to my app
(11:11:26) Kahmari: I need to knwo what you think you have a issue with now
(11:11:32) Frug: Hi. All you need to know is that I'm telling you that this place isn't for you.
(11:11:33) Kahmari: I've been through this already
(11:11:35) Kahmari: have it settled
(11:11:47) Frug: If you can't come to terms with that, I'm afraid I can't help you. (11:12:03) Kahmari: I need to know what is wrong with it though frug
(11:12:04) Kahmari: Seriously
(11:12:08) Kahmari: Your telling me you have issue
(11:12:13) Kahmari: Well what is it
(11:12:15) Frug: You don't need to know anything beyond what I just told you. (11:12:18) Kahmari: I type to fast for you, too accurately,
(11:12:27) Kahmari: I've alrady got told that my app was acceptable
(11:12:29) Porter: Kahmari has been logged out (Kicked).
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Re: This is why we need chat quotes on Thar
epic.
(09:20:49) Kahmari: and can't even specificly put what their lore is from then complains when someone knows the lore of their char
(09:21:13) Stella: I too enjo specifcly lore chars.
(09:21:13) Stella: I too enjo specifcly lore chars.
Re: This is why we need chat quotes on Thar
I nominate this for the April content.
A story is like a tapestry; it is never finished until the final thread is sewn.
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Made. My. Life.
Ancladar wrote:I read something about a fox shifter who wields two swords or daggers, and was once part of the guard and had or has a phoenix shifter love interest who has some control over fire and another ability I can't recall at the moment.
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All I took from this is that Jerial knows what Metre is! Can even tell a Spondee from a Trochee!
Poet buddy! For the win!
Now we must hiss and spit at each other, and hate everything the other writes. It's the poet way.
Poet buddy! For the win!
Now we must hiss and spit at each other, and hate everything the other writes. It's the poet way.
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(14:39:55) Stella: I'm a sweetie
(14:40:21) Niabi: if you say so
(14:40:23) Fayane: you are... until a retard enters the chat
(14:40:34) Fayane: or someone's having a slow day
(14:40:41) Fayane: or I talk xD
(14:40:21) Niabi: if you say so
(14:40:23) Fayane: you are... until a retard enters the chat
(14:40:34) Fayane: or someone's having a slow day
(14:40:41) Fayane: or I talk xD
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Re: This is why we need chat quotes on Thar
He was right, though. I can't compare him to most people I roleplay with.
Never sigh for better world,
It`s already composed, played and told.
It`s already composed, played and told.
Re: This is why we need chat quotes on Thar
(23:56:24) ((Fay)): trust me, I'm tiny and whatnot, 6packs ten to crush, Verily you are hawt and I wish to play with your hair
#biologicallyconscientious||Characters and threads.
Re: This is why we need chat quotes on Thar
You know, that made way more sense to me when I was drunk than it does now...
The time has come my friends, to sharpen our blades and wit, and to allow the ice of our fore-fathers to run through our veins. The time has come, my friends, for war.
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Some day I will say something cool in chat, too.
A story is like a tapestry; it is never finished until the final thread is sewn.
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(04:09:38) Darrik: "And, when I'm down in the south of Ayana, I call this the donkey show"
(04:09:44) Saruna: ahahahahahahaha
(04:10:05) Darrik: "Hey baby, notice how horny I am?"
(04:10:24) Darrik: "Might have also noted that I am, in fact, hung like a horse."
(04:10:27) Saruna: that was a 'glad I wasn't drinking something' moment for me XD
(04:10:52) Darrik: "Sooooo... want to get down and mythical with me?"
(04:11:27) Saruna: amgstoooop
(04:11:38) Saruna: brainisasplode
(04:11:43) Darrik: Because, in my head, every unicorn ever speaks like the Fonz
(04:11:50) Darrik: "Eyyyyyyyy"
(04:12:05) Saruna: next year when you do that april fools app
(04:12:08) Darrik: Or, in those more bestial moments "Neiyyyyyyyyyy"
(04:12:11) Saruna: it has to happen
(04:12:15) Darrik: Ahahahaaaa
(04:12:16) Saruna: with dialogue
(04:12:25) Saruna: in the horrible history
(04:12:59) Darrik: Nice
(04:13:24) Darrik: I am Raeyen Beaux-Be'ri'yte, the rainbow-haired Elficorn
But you can call me daddy
(04:13:40) Katona: Jesus.
(04:13:45) Saruna: ahahahahahahahaha
(04:15:26) Darrik: "What? You won't? You tease. Alright, alright. You can call me Ray. Like your personal Ray of Sunshine, amirite?"
(04:15:40) Saruna: oh man
(04:15:53) Saruna: OH MAN you have to have zina draw some corny ass avatar for it
(04:16:02) Saruna: like the 'eyyy' face on a unicorn
(04:16:57) Darrik: "So, did you know that a Unicorn's horn has mythical powers? Surely does, though I can see you are dubious in the face of a rainbow-haired elficorn. Seriously woman, use your eyes, focus, staaaaay with me. Right. Here's a polishing cloth - polish my horn and I'll grant you a wish"
(04:17:57) Saruna: I almost -- almost -- want to see it in a thread.
(04:18:42) Porter: Katona logs out of the Chat.
(04:19:05) Porter: Katona logs into the Chat.
(04:19:50) Darrik: "Oh baby, I can see you have potential - your wish is granted: No, don't tell me, let me read your mind! ...babydoll, I am indeed ready to make you not a virgin."
(04:20:11) Darrik: "...why the hell did you slap me?"
(04:22:24) Katona: A talking horse with illusion magic who disguises itself as a unicorn to pick up chicks.
(04:22:31) Darrik: "Alright, alright, we got off on the wrong hoof. Or didn't get off, as the case may be. No, no, enough with the slapping, it got old! Seriously, what's a stud stallion like me got to do to get laid round here?"
"...say, you know where the nearest stables are?"
(04:23:13) Saruna: resulting in the best D: face ever.
(04:23:30) Saruna: animals with illusion magic. What would that even look like?
(04:23:41) Darrik: WHATEVER THEY WANTED
(04:24:26) Katona: Haha if they have some kind of distorted perception of reality... like animals that see in less colours, and their illusions are like, colour-blind vision.
(04:24:39) Katona: "Wait, how did they see through that??"
(04:25:01) Saruna: ughhh it'd be gloriously weird
(04:25:08) Katona: I wonder though if zoophilia is a lot more accepted in a world where there are plenty of shifters all over.
(04:25:11) Saruna: WHAT IS ANIMAL PERCEPTION
(04:25:18) Saruna:
(04:25:48) Darrik: Hey, hey look! I'm a Zebra! Now I'm a Unicorn! Now I'm a CENTAUR! Oh yeah, look, look, I can wink! *Wink* ... *Wink* *Wink* *Wink* Ohmigod hands! Yes! what do the humans do when annoyed *Rude gesture* I have GOT to do that more often
(04:25:52) Saruna: you know, I bet those shifter communities in northern eyropa would have the answer to that
(04:26:22) Darrik: Hah
(04:27:00) Darrik: And you get the scenes where a tired Kitsune says at every first meeting "Call me vixen, and I shall claw out your tongue and eyes."
(04:27:25) Saruna: or genitals
(04:27:43) Katona: "You didn't want kids anyway, right?"
(04:28:08) Darrik: What, and risk getting her hands dirtied by bowel loosening? No thank you. Blood and eyejuice is fine. Urine, not so much.
(04:28:36) Darrik: Besides, the point is she wants NOWHERE near the lech's genitals
(04:29:14) Katona: Unicorn/kitsune sex.
(04:29:37) Saruna: you know, I'd never thought of that. Either one.
(04:29:51) Darrik: "Heyyyyy, foxy lady!"
"Hiiiii, you stallion, you"
(04:29:59) Darrik: Bow chicka wow wow
(04:30:24) Darrik: ...I am going to run out of oxygen if I keep laughing like this
(04:31:05) Saruna: I think my brain gave up, so I've resorted to just smiling stupidly at my monitor
(04:31:31) Saruna: cannot sustain laughter levels, captain!
(04:09:44) Saruna: ahahahahahahaha
(04:10:05) Darrik: "Hey baby, notice how horny I am?"
(04:10:24) Darrik: "Might have also noted that I am, in fact, hung like a horse."
(04:10:27) Saruna: that was a 'glad I wasn't drinking something' moment for me XD
(04:10:52) Darrik: "Sooooo... want to get down and mythical with me?"
(04:11:27) Saruna: amgstoooop
(04:11:38) Saruna: brainisasplode
(04:11:43) Darrik: Because, in my head, every unicorn ever speaks like the Fonz
(04:11:50) Darrik: "Eyyyyyyyy"
(04:12:05) Saruna: next year when you do that april fools app
(04:12:08) Darrik: Or, in those more bestial moments "Neiyyyyyyyyyy"
(04:12:11) Saruna: it has to happen
(04:12:15) Darrik: Ahahahaaaa
(04:12:16) Saruna: with dialogue
(04:12:25) Saruna: in the horrible history
(04:12:59) Darrik: Nice
(04:13:24) Darrik: I am Raeyen Beaux-Be'ri'yte, the rainbow-haired Elficorn
But you can call me daddy
(04:13:40) Katona: Jesus.
(04:13:45) Saruna: ahahahahahahahaha
(04:15:26) Darrik: "What? You won't? You tease. Alright, alright. You can call me Ray. Like your personal Ray of Sunshine, amirite?"
(04:15:40) Saruna: oh man
(04:15:53) Saruna: OH MAN you have to have zina draw some corny ass avatar for it
(04:16:02) Saruna: like the 'eyyy' face on a unicorn
(04:16:57) Darrik: "So, did you know that a Unicorn's horn has mythical powers? Surely does, though I can see you are dubious in the face of a rainbow-haired elficorn. Seriously woman, use your eyes, focus, staaaaay with me. Right. Here's a polishing cloth - polish my horn and I'll grant you a wish"
(04:17:57) Saruna: I almost -- almost -- want to see it in a thread.
(04:18:42) Porter: Katona logs out of the Chat.
(04:19:05) Porter: Katona logs into the Chat.
(04:19:50) Darrik: "Oh baby, I can see you have potential - your wish is granted: No, don't tell me, let me read your mind! ...babydoll, I am indeed ready to make you not a virgin."
(04:20:11) Darrik: "...why the hell did you slap me?"
(04:22:24) Katona: A talking horse with illusion magic who disguises itself as a unicorn to pick up chicks.
(04:22:31) Darrik: "Alright, alright, we got off on the wrong hoof. Or didn't get off, as the case may be. No, no, enough with the slapping, it got old! Seriously, what's a stud stallion like me got to do to get laid round here?"
"...say, you know where the nearest stables are?"
(04:23:13) Saruna: resulting in the best D: face ever.
(04:23:30) Saruna: animals with illusion magic. What would that even look like?
(04:23:41) Darrik: WHATEVER THEY WANTED
(04:24:26) Katona: Haha if they have some kind of distorted perception of reality... like animals that see in less colours, and their illusions are like, colour-blind vision.
(04:24:39) Katona: "Wait, how did they see through that??"
(04:25:01) Saruna: ughhh it'd be gloriously weird
(04:25:08) Katona: I wonder though if zoophilia is a lot more accepted in a world where there are plenty of shifters all over.
(04:25:11) Saruna: WHAT IS ANIMAL PERCEPTION
(04:25:18) Saruna:
(04:25:48) Darrik: Hey, hey look! I'm a Zebra! Now I'm a Unicorn! Now I'm a CENTAUR! Oh yeah, look, look, I can wink! *Wink* ... *Wink* *Wink* *Wink* Ohmigod hands! Yes! what do the humans do when annoyed *Rude gesture* I have GOT to do that more often
(04:25:52) Saruna: you know, I bet those shifter communities in northern eyropa would have the answer to that
(04:26:22) Darrik: Hah
(04:27:00) Darrik: And you get the scenes where a tired Kitsune says at every first meeting "Call me vixen, and I shall claw out your tongue and eyes."
(04:27:25) Saruna: or genitals
(04:27:43) Katona: "You didn't want kids anyway, right?"
(04:28:08) Darrik: What, and risk getting her hands dirtied by bowel loosening? No thank you. Blood and eyejuice is fine. Urine, not so much.
(04:28:36) Darrik: Besides, the point is she wants NOWHERE near the lech's genitals
(04:29:14) Katona: Unicorn/kitsune sex.
(04:29:37) Saruna: you know, I'd never thought of that. Either one.
(04:29:51) Darrik: "Heyyyyy, foxy lady!"
"Hiiiii, you stallion, you"
(04:29:59) Darrik: Bow chicka wow wow
(04:30:24) Darrik: ...I am going to run out of oxygen if I keep laughing like this
(04:31:05) Saruna: I think my brain gave up, so I've resorted to just smiling stupidly at my monitor
(04:31:31) Saruna: cannot sustain laughter levels, captain!
#biologicallyconscientious||Characters and threads.
Re: This is why we need chat quotes on Thar
(04:51:19) Katona: First, what do you want your character to be?
(04:51:29) Darrik: After tipping me, I browbeat you mercilessly until you hate all humanity. Then, when your will is utterly broken, I pass you on to Jason to give the real answer
(04:51:31) (349625): The kind that will Pwn any and all others.
(04:51:32) Katona: It can be a unicorn fucker, or a simple blacksmith.
...
(05:31:16) Darrik: Man, A unicorn pimp would get so very laid. And possibly arrested, at least in Marn
(05:31:27) (Jeff): ARRESTED?
(05:31:34) (Jeff): -.-
(05:31:40) Darrik: If he got a bit too magical in bed, sure
(04:51:29) Darrik: After tipping me, I browbeat you mercilessly until you hate all humanity. Then, when your will is utterly broken, I pass you on to Jason to give the real answer
(04:51:31) (349625): The kind that will Pwn any and all others.
(04:51:32) Katona: It can be a unicorn fucker, or a simple blacksmith.
...
(05:31:16) Darrik: Man, A unicorn pimp would get so very laid. And possibly arrested, at least in Marn
(05:31:27) (Jeff): ARRESTED?
(05:31:34) (Jeff): -.-
(05:31:40) Darrik: If he got a bit too magical in bed, sure
#biologicallyconscientious||Characters and threads.
Re: This is why we need chat quotes on Thar
If only I knew what it was like to be in chat with....other people. That would be the day.
Ancladar wrote:I read something about a fox shifter who wields two swords or daggers, and was once part of the guard and had or has a phoenix shifter love interest who has some control over fire and another ability I can't recall at the moment.