Benjamin smiled a genuinely mischievous smile as Sandwheel finished his raving, and winked at him wordlessly. He knew that this would most likely boil his blood, and was therefore pleasantly surprised when the badger simply let it go, preferring instead to dwell on the words of the now-perky warrioress. As Benjamin turned his attention on the woman, his surprise died like the blossoms at her feet, too ashamed to bloom second-best to what must have been the most beautiful pair of lips the old elf had ever seen. Their beauty increased tenfold when they moved, weaving a siren speech in his venerable ears.
"Perhaps you aren't quite out of luck yet, Benjamin."
Yes, so it would seem... But then, when she spoke the word "weapon" a little too haltingly, a different sort of siren rang in the elf's ears, and pulled him out of his reverie. The glaze faded from his irises as he took in the rest of her words in a slightly less rapturous manner:
"If these men were after you, they are most likely someone's lackeys, and whoever ordered them here is most likely on to you more than you realize and won't give up so easily. Luckily for you, I'm a hired hand. I'd be willing to protect you on your way to your destination, and for just a small fee."
Benjamin smiled at the girlish beauty before him. Indeed, her guiles played upon him well, for at that moment, it seemed to him as though she really was rather sweet and innocent. Had he not just seen her commit mass murder, this impression would undoubtedly have settled upon him in a rather concrete manner. As it was, he thought to himself,
this exquisite beauty presumes much...
And the lad was corroborating this presumption! Well, it was perhaps time for Benjamin to put his salesman's face on, and make some presumptions of his own... Still smiling gently, he replied: "My name is Benjamin, and this is Sandwheel. We do not work in small fees, my friends. We work in favours, and, as I said before, I happen to owe you a rather large one, the balance of which I intend to set right directly upon my safe arrival in Marn. If you will allow me to elaborate, you will see that, small fees aside, my uneventful deliverance into the city is very much in your interests."
Before continuing, Benjamin removed a pipe and pouch from the breast pocket of an extremely expensive-looking, now-torn coat, packed the bowl in with the last of the well-cut, beautifully burnt-orange tobacco, and set flame to it. He leaned his back against a nearby ash tree, and lowered himself to a sitting position as he puffed on the finely carved corncob pipe.
As the smoke rose, Sandwheel interjected with a murmur and a raised finger. The old badger took out his own bag of tobacco from a leather-lashed pouch across his back, and tossed it so that it landed in Benjamin's lap. Benjamin did not display surprise at its landing, instead calmly placing it in his other breast pocket. The exchange was obviously well-practiced, and commonly performed.
Benjamin looked up at the two strangers with a relaxed and winning smile, and continued speaking:
"Though you might not believe it, I have been doing more this whole time than simply laying around scared. ...though, admittedly, I
have been doing a lot of that. But I have been observing you. Chezak, with your obvious affinity to your bow. I could make it so strong that, when you hold your weapon in your hand and take aim, you will be tautening your very heartstrings, and with an arrow aimed from the core of your being, severing the heartstrings of your enemy as easily as a child might hum a tune.
"And Maeve, with your formidable dual wield, why, I could make armies fear you! My superiors could craft you blades that would ring with the hellish harmonies of the pit, that would deliquesce the veins of your opponents, and, with easy stroke after carefree riposte, make their warm humours unto a gushing fountain, set off by your tempestuous hand!
"So, as I have said, it would very much be in your interests to escort me to Marn, for I intend to make overtures to my superiors to arrange just such a desirable state of affairs for both of you, in exchange for rescuing their number one employee, and a well-liked client, from grave peril. What I have to offer is yours already, friends. But it would soon disappear, were more trouble to befall my friend and I prior to reaching our destination. Besides, I, for one, would love the company."
Sandwheel, who had remained silent, alternately staring at the divine beauty before him, and eyeing her acquaintance with suspicion, now opened his mouth, seeking to reaffirm his position on the whole affair: "Well, I wouldn't. But if I had to stroll off to Marn with
someone, it might's well be a fine-lookin' gal like yerself. Better company'n this putz, anyway," he said, jabbing his thumb at his elderly companion. And as an addendum to this: "...but yeah, his people make damned good weapons. Matter o' fac', gonna go get me some gauntlets right now. Ye wouldn't believe what I had to do to get them!"
Sandwheel was obviously eager to tell an impressive story to Maeve, despite his attempts to seem aloof and grumpy. The old beast seemed rather taken with Maeve, despite the fact that she had turned very little of her charms against him.