This is why we need chat quotes on Thar

[Sertor Potens]

FYI: If I disappear, it was Jason, and call the police. Kthxbai.
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(00:29:58) Katona: Idk why red is so appealing, it just has so much... I don't know, like, thickness and taste.
(00:30:08) Katona: Like you could swim in it.
(00:30:53) Sertor Potens: In 15 years' time, when you are put away for serial killings, I will look back to this conversation and say to myself 'It was so obvious!'
(00:32:22) Katona:
(00:32:28) Katona: If you can look back at it.
(00:33:06) Sertor Potens: Quite so

[Sertor Potens]

(19:42:18) Sertor_Potens: I'm preparing my April Fool's app
(19:42:55) Sertor_Potens: To give a sneak preview:


Character Name: Raeyen Beaux-Be'ri'yte (But you can call him 'Daddy')
Age: As young as the women he feels up (But strictly speaking 26)
Race: Rainbow-haired Elficorn. Lock him up, Battlemages, because he is magical in bed (and in general).
Height: Approx 7'4" tall when centauroid (13 hands at the waist (52 inches) + 22" torso + 14" to top of head); 6'2 when humanoid.
Weight: Centauroid 255kg; 80kg Humanoid. (Laws of conservation were made to be broken, baby. Eyyyy.)

(19:43:22) Demyan: I WILL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A PLATTER.

[Sertor Potens]

I discovered how to scare away Corey
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(20:49:54) Sertor_Potens: Well, Raeyen Beaux-Be'ri'yte is nearly done

(20:54:34) Sertor_Potens:
===Powers or Strengths===

=Makeover time, baby=

Rae is a shifter, baby, he's all about updating his appearance. Centauroid or humanoid, Rae shifts with style.
Sometimes, though, he kind of forgets what humans are meant to look like. (See related weakness, below)

=Sex appeal=

Eyyyyyy!
Literally hung like a horse.

=Magical immune system=

Verified clean, ladies *wink*

=YoloSwagPony, Daddy's got bling=

Rae works at a very high class establishment, baby. Very exclusive. No, you can't visit me at work, but hey, want to go back to my place?
There's no circumventing the truth here: Rae is a gigolo. A highly paid gigolo. Don't ask. Just imagine. Oh myyyy.

(20:55:07) Porter: Demyan logs out of the Chat.

[Metarie]

(22:52:54) Sofi_and_Anya: eyyy
(22:52:58) (Posting-Ree): eyyyyy
(22:53:09) Sofi_and_Anya: prom is tomorrow.
(22:53:22) Sofi_and_Anya: i've put in 22 hours working to decorate over the past week.
(22:53:27) Sofi_and_Anya: better be friggin worth it
(22:53:55) Stella: I remember prom
(22:54:15) Stella: my first prom I did all traditionally, date, fancy dress, and all. sucked balls.
(22:54:23) (Posting-Ree): oh your swinger prom?
(22:54:32) (Posting-Ree): yeah, my first prom sucked balls, too
(22:54:59) Stella: second prom I drew pictures on a 70s limo and didn't give two shits. paid 20 bucks for a dress and spent most of the night bare foot. was awesome.
(22:55:07) (Posting-Ree): I, however, did not suck balls on my first prom. I'm sure my date was disappointed
(22:55:17) Stella: heh
(22:55:32) (Posting-Ree): I didn't bother to go to the second prom because I'd already moved out of the house on my own
(22:55:36) Stella: sucking balls is on my list of things I will not do, along with ass play
(22:55:46) (Posting-Ree): Mmmm... I really do want to grope frug all over...
(22:55:50) (Posting-Ree): hahahaha
(22:55:53) (Posting-Ree): awesome
(22:55:55) Stella: hahahahhahah
(22:56:06) (Posting-Ree): that was a perfect use of that!
(22:56:10) Stella: it was


... poor Frug...

[Aleksis]

(01:21:34) Saruna: shut the fuck up, squirt

[Cai]

(13:58:42) Kitan: Plum still just makes it hard to read the text
(13:59:05) Kitan: On account of the background being less dark
(13:59:30) Cai: Don't look down on Zina's themes, you prat =D
(13:59:40) Kitan: I am judgemental
(13:59:44) Kitan: I am judging them
(13:59:55) Cai: You are pernickety and just plain wrong
(14:00:13) Kitan: Nothing I have said is confirmably wrong
(14:00:35) Cai: I have confirmed they are wrong on the basis of being right
(14:00:53) Kitan: You can't prove anything
(14:00:59) Cai: I am right, therefore you are wrong. Quod Erat Demonstrandum
(14:01:14) Cai: Q.E.Muthafuckin'D
(14:01:15) Kitan: No, you
(14:01:24) Cai: Yes, me
(14:01:28) Cai: See, I win
(14:01:34) Cai: You confirmed it
(14:01:38) Cai: GLORY IS MINE
(14:01:41) Kitan: No
(14:01:48) Cai: GLORY AND ALL THE WHORES OF BABYLON
(14:01:49) Kitan: That is not true because it is false
(14:01:55) Cai: Too late to whine about the loss now, Kit
(14:02:06) Kitan: I won though
(14:02:15) Kitan: So I cannot whine about my loss
(14:02:24) Kitan: It never happened
(14:03:05) Cai: Oh, you poor fool

[Cai]

(10:15:33) (Polar_Bear): Hahahah what Tov
(10:15:40) (Moon_Moon): Moon Moon!
(10:15:59) (Polar_Bear): Is that actually a thing
(10:16:24) Cai: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/mo​on-moon
(10:16:25) (Moon_Moon): started with this
(10:16:25) (Moon_Moon): http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-TvZ0NG​OOox4/ ... onMoon.jpg
(10:16:44) (Polar_Bear): I don't think I could type *hic* as fast as I'm getting these freaking hiccups
(10:16:52) Cai: Why do you think the first thing I said was 'Bloody Hell Tov. Fucking Moon Moon'
(10:17:20) (Moon_Moon): tee hee
(10:17:55) Navarre: Be back in a little, afk
(10:18:08) (Polar_Bear): I don't know
(10:18:14) (Polar_Bear): It could have been a reference to anything
(10:18:20) Cai: I will fucking MAKE Moon Moon as a Kharityn
(10:18:30) (Polar_Bear): I was just thinking that
(10:18:41) (Polar_Bear): You have to use that picture
(10:18:41) (Moon_Moon): hahahahah jesus
(10:18:42) Cai: Inbred
(10:18:52) (Polar_Bear): Hahahahah
(10:18:53) Cai: Inbreeding does terrible things
(10:19:01) Cai: Moon Moon Kharityn
(10:19:03) (Polar_Bear): Genius
(10:19:06) Cai: Yes, I am liking this
(10:19:09) (Moon_Moon): I think I've decided they go Sparta on the pups that come out screwed up
(10:19:21) (Moon_Moon): so Moon Moon would be killed at birth
(10:19:29) (Polar_Bear): He's a ghost
(10:19:34) (Polar_Bear): They can't get rid of him
(10:19:37) Cai: Except Moon Moon was spared death by an overprotective mother whose husband died
(10:19:52) (Polar_Bear): They have no mages because they are dumb shifters
(10:20:01) (Moon_Moon): http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/new ... 64/6d0.jpg
(10:20:03) (Polar_Bear): Now they have to deal with an inbred ghost puppy
(10:20:48) Cai: I think this is perfect for the first werewolf character I've made since my teenage years playing Werewolf: The Apocalypse
(10:21:15) (Moon_Moon): god I WILL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A PLATTER guys
(10:21:20) (Moon_Moon): fuck it all
(10:21:25) (Polar_Bear): Hhahahahah

[Darrik]

(14:39:56) Darrik: I seriously love this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=​icTws8ZOBmQ
(14:40:05) Darrik: That man's vocals are incredible
(14:44:32) Katona: I could do that.
(14:44:53) Darrik: Next Google Chat, you just volunteered =D

[Azuel Vyaduka]

(20:42:31) Porter: Katona has been logged out (Timeout).
(20:42:43) (Posty_Kit): HEY
(20:42:45) (Posty_Kit): NO
(20:42:49) (Posty_Kit): Nobody else leave
(20:43:04) Darrik: YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF ME
(20:43:06) Porter: Darrik logs out of the Chat.
(20:43:13) Metarie: Yeah, and he didn't even tell us he was leaving!
(20:43:14) (Posty_Kit): Jerk
(20:43:43) (Posty_Kit): I must disguise myself so he comes back
(20:43:47) Porter: (Posty_Kit) is now known as (Posty_Not_Kit).
(20:43:53) Porter: Katona logs into the Chat.
(20:43:59) (Posty_Not_Kit): SUCCESS
(20:44:01) Porter: Cai logs into the Chat.
(20:44:11) (Posty_Not_Kit): x2 SUCCESS

[Cai]

(13:46:18) Porter: Katona has been logged out (Timeout).
(13:46:54) (Posty_Not_Kit): ...
(13:47:01) Porter: (Posty_Not_Kit) is now known as (Posty_Not_Not_Kit).
(13:47:12) Metarie:
(13:47:24) Porter: Katona logs into the Chat.
(13:47:34) (Posty_Not_Not_Kit): It always works!

[Azuel Vyaduka]

(17:11:19) Katona: Man, I sure wouldn't like it if someone made a puppet out of the corpses in my torso.

[Syrathan]

(21:20:02) Porter: Syrathan logs into the Chat.
(21:20:13) Porter: (tov) goes AFK.
(21:20:20) (Studying_Kit): Heya Matt
(21:20:32) Katona: Ape.
(21:20:41) Porter: Vanyusha logs into the Chat.
(21:20:46) Katona: You dumbass.
(21:20:46) (Studying_Kit): Beaten to the correction
(21:20:49) Vanyusha: Could it be?
(21:20:52) Vanyusha: People are here?
(21:21:08) Katona: Beaten, you say?
(21:21:18) Katona: Indeed you were.
(21:21:18) Syrathan: hi hi
(21:21:26) (Studying_Kit): Abuse of power!
(21:21:36) Katona: What? There's no abuse here. You're crazy.
(21:21:42) Katona: Everyone knows it.
(21:21:49) (Studying_Kit): HA
(21:21:53) (Studying_Kit): What now
(21:22:16) Katona: Now Matt's an ape.
(21:22:27) (Studying_Kit): So rude, Jason. Tsk tsk
(21:22:32) Katona: And Nav's a dumbass?
(21:22:35) Katona: I suppose.
(21:22:51) Porter: [AFK]_(tov) has been logged out (Timeout).
(21:23:03) Katona: No offense, guys. Kit's just deleting messages and pretending bad things happened.

[Syrathan]

Gracious, Jason.....

(21:44:24) Porter: (to) logs into the Chat.
(21:44:29) (to): I forgot the v
(21:44:31) (to): I am a failure
(21:44:36) (Studying_Kit): Heheh
(21:44:50) Katona: But the v is the most important part.

[Darrik]

Jason doesn't like it when we talk about the really deep stuff.
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(23:20:09) Darrik: I think Psy's 'Gangnam Style' is the spiritual successor to MC Hammer's 'Can't Touch This' dance
(23:20:52) Porter: Katona has been logged out

[Jerial]

(22:04:51) Jerial: ew posting
(22:04:55) Jerial: i'm allergic
(22:05:06) (Studying_Kit): I can tell
(22:05:18) (posting_wolf): I need to post but I'm busy.
(22:05:18) (Studying_Kit): Or should I say, I can Tell