Cyber Cafe Graveyard Shift

Post by **Frug** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 6:03 am

Yeah. I work here now, my first shift. 12 to 10. 10 hours... and it's 2 now...

*twiddles his thumbs*

I figure I'll start passing out around 8 am, which is a bad thing because that's when people will start coming in wanting to fax things and copy things and burn CDs for their work, and I'll just be passing in and out of consciousness.

Xandrabeast · Post by **Xandrabeast** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 9:40 am

That sucks! Is this your first graveyard shift? My roommate just quit his graveyard job - it fucked with his schedule too much (though it didn't help that he is going to school at the same time).

Post by **Frug** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 12:18 pm

wow, you're on now? your hours are just as messed up as mine...

Ugh... Well I'm not going to be doing this for most of the time anyway, so it's not a problem for me. 2 hours left! So glad it's a sunday morning and nobody's here. Usually i'll just do evening shift but I offered to do this cause i'm nuts.

Xandrabeast · Post by **Xandrabeast** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 11:36 pm

Yeah, I've been letting my sleeping schedule slide. LOL You are nuts, but hey, that's part of what makes us humans interesting!

Post by **Frug** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 12:14 am

man, that was tiring. Good thing I was able to kill about 3 hours playing counterstrike with my manager

Xandrabeast · Post by **Xandrabeast** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 12:31 am

LOL Now THERE is a job. *snort* Wish I could have done that at all my past jobs!

Dorcas Tansy · Post by **Dorcas Tansy** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 7:22 pm

Wah wah, I'm Frug, and I'm so sleepy that I can hardly play video games and get paid to do so. Waaaah.

Sorry, cowboy . . . uh, hang in there?

Overworked,
MM

Xandrabeast · Post by **Xandrabeast** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 5:27 pm

*snicker*

Post by **Frug** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:59 pm

Don't be jealous of my good looks and successful career and smarts and linguistic skills ming. It's not like you!

Dorcas Tansy · Post by **Dorcas Tansy** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 11:05 pm

Ah yes, we're talking about me now. Not that I'd call my career THAT successful. More like unsuccessful. But the other stuff, don't make me blush. We can talk instead about my well-kept home, my fabulous love life, my charming social connections, and how I fucked your mom last night. Yeah, that's right.

Post by **Frug** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 2:23 am

Dude, you're my moderator! You can't use language like that on the board! It sets a bad example and could offend some of our more sensitive users! I suggest you apologize to their virgin ears before I kick your ass, bitch. Now go stand in the corner and think about what you've done.

Post by **Frug** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 4:57 am

For those of you who don't know, the above argument is a joke.

Just thought I'd clarify that. If anyone is -actually- offended then don't read this thread, it's bad for your health.

Post by **Blood Ravenous** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 3:54 pm

LOL!

Adding "bitch" to the end of any sentence makes it so funny, I don't know why...

Saldrin Brinlli · Post by **Saldrin Brinlli** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:14 pm

It can also be added to the beginning, as in:

Bitch, don't be talkin about my momma that way.

But dorcas knows I love her, and I talk to her on yahoo frequently, which is why you don't have to worry about her feelings. She'd probably have my balls if I actually pissed her off anyway.

Post by **Blood Ravenous** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 3:34 am

Yeah at the beginning it works almost as well XD

Mock arguments are the best.