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About vampires in Thar
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 4:05 am
by Frug
This short documentary on vampires explains exactly what they're like in Thar shaddin. Henceforth all rules on vampires will be taken directly from this video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-dDxp8Cez0
Yes. They dance in formation.
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:08 am
by Amira Lum
How come Jen never dances?
Jess, study this video carefully. You're getting it all wrong. Jen must dance!
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:34 am
by Kamar Deythal
I have created a rhyming couplet in honor of that video.
Ahem...
If a were a vampire, I'd sleep in a tree,
And I'd be extremely bad at choreography.
Thank you.
*bows*
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:52 am
by Amira Lum
Genius. Absolute genius.
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:40 am
by Julen
Well thank goodness Thar Shaddin has a gnomish electrical plant to power all the strobe lighting that's going to be necessary.
Seriously, if Julen ever gets captured by the battlemages, forget all conventional forms of torture. Just show him that video a couple of times, and I promise that he'll be pleading for mercy.
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 6:06 pm
by Jenica Sabiny
In my defense, it's not like I've ever had a vampiric horde to choreograph my dance moves with. But just you wait, Amy. I'm gonna make you my ghoul, and teach you to dance every second of the day.
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 6:20 pm
by Lucian
I'm sorry. I made it halfway through the video.
Before I gouged out my eyes.
And shoved razor blades in my ears.
The comments are what really worried me. "This is such a good song."
What the HELL?
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 9:58 pm
by Amira Lum
Jenica Sabiny wrote:In my defense, it's not like I've ever had a vampiric horde to choreograph my dance moves with. But just you wait, Amy. I'm gonna make you my ghoul, and teach you to dance every second of the day.
Maybe Amy doesn't wanna dance.
Besides, it just wouldn't be the same with just one of her. I mean, come on, look at that synchronization!!
I especially liked the fire-breathing part at the end.
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:39 pm
by Azer
What did you do, search badly choreographed vampires dancing to pop on You Tube? I got most of the way through, but I just couldn't make it to the end. Sorry.
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 11:49 pm
by Jenica Sabiny
Don't diss my riverdancing brethren!
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 12:55 am
by Artim
Undead shouldn't dance. What next, a zombie step squad?
"OOoh, you got serrrrved....Braaaaainnnnnnsssss!"
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 12:56 am
by Jenica Sabiny
You can't just stand there and be served, you know. You have to dance back.
*eats flesh*
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 2:13 am
by Blood Ravenous
I only made it half-way through, too. Oh gosh (^_^; ) I thought the whole idea of vampires was that they're dead... but they said they're alive... and then danced...
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:27 am
by Artim
Well if you dance back, then its on
Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 12:26 pm
by Xyon_of_Calhoun
Good to know I'm writing with a bunch of such "special" people
