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These are funny

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 10:34 pm
by Frug
Found them on another board. They're stolen by me and surely stolen by the guy on the board, who got it from a stolen source who stole it from a thief who found it in catacombs in Egyptian tombs.

Politically correct terms:

Road Kill: Vehicularly Compressed Maladapted Life Form

Cowardly: Challenge Challenged

Cannibalism: Intra-Species Dining

Vomiting: Unplanned Reexamination of Recent Food Choices

Rudeness: Tact Avoidance

Assassination: Involuntary Term Limitation

Shoplifter: Cost-of-Living Adjustment Specialist

Dead: Actuarially Mature

Corpse: Permanently Static Post-Human Mass

Loser: Second Place

Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 9:39 pm
by Blood Ravenous
Those were indeed amusing. I liked the road kill one the best!

Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 11:44 pm
by Frug
I'm partial to the permanently static post human mass myself.

Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 12:55 pm
by Anonymous
I quite like the shoplifter one, i might have to use that some day, I'll call one of my friends it, and watch their little faces screw up in deep thought about what i said.

Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 10:53 pm
by Xandrabeast
ROFLMFAO :D ahhhh, those were good.

"unplanned reexamination of recent food choices"

LMAO

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:03 am
by Silver_Angel
I found a lot of those. They're so funny. :)

I think I liked the Intra-Species Dining.

Then there's

Stoned: Chemically inconvenienced.
and
Dead: Living impaired.

There are a lot more too.

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 2:58 pm
by Anonymous
Evil: "Morally Challenged"