Thar Shaddin

Oooh, post rumors about other people's characters. Do it.

I heard Dusklings have sideways vaginas. And they can't fart.

Also, I have it on good authority Lanya is a hermaphrodite, but only one set of "goods" is functional. GUESS WHICH ONE. Plus she's a natural brunette. That's totally a weave.

I heard that Camulous can't get it up.

It explains so much.

I herd that Pagusel lieks mudkipz.

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And Everett can supposedly confirm Camulous's erectile dysfunction. It's said that, in his off-time, he's a cross-dressing escort with a hankering for man-flesh.

Jen likes it up the rear.

Dorcas totally boffed Chrishton the other night.

Come on people, you can do better than that.

Gant's first choice career was in musical theater, but he retired in shame when his dad recognized him in the chorus line of Mamma Mia.

Xyon's impressive collection of vintage Kewpie dolls had to be removed from an e-Bay auction and taken as evidence in a pending trial on charges of lewd conduct.

On two occasions, Aorle has been photographed assaulting bystanders of Hebraic persuasion. His only comment: "Usury . . ."

Pagusel wrote:
On two occasions, Aorle has been photographed assaulting bystanders of Hebraic persuasion. His only comment: "Usury . . ."

winner

An anonymous teenager reports witnessing Julen of Shim kissing Jenica in a street in Marn. Said the teenager, "It looked like they were going to go all the way."

Concerned refugees at the compound in the Industrial District have begun carrying around buckets of cold water, so that in an emergency they can douse Julen and save him from himself. It is reported that seventeen bucketfuls have been used so far in this effort, which was begun nearly three hours ago.

Chrishton Radu is a serial letter writer who has written to almost every noble, official and Judge in Marn. In these letters he blames the gnomes for continuing to shorten to the day, suggests a world wide conspiracy in relation to the location of his cups and crockery and puts forward the notion that 70% of a cats weight is located in it's paws thus explaining why they always land on their feet.

Daq Bekkar's real name is actually Daque Beckkaer but due to an intense hatred of what he sees as "superfluous letters" he changed his name to "Alan".

Everett’s arm is actually an elaborate hoax designed to get on disability and seduce Sir Paul McCartney.

Lylessa Uluki was not originally blue; doctors have not yet found a way to break the news about her severe frostbite.

Belatucadrus was overheard speaking about a possible reunion tour for acclaimed rock sensation "Hells Bels", who's hits include "Shim on you crazy diamond" and seniminal hard rock classic "Guithar Shaddin'". Jenica Sabiny was unavailable for comment.

Recent changes to Marnian Law have reclassified Lucian Lael as a Class 2 Drug. This recent change in legislation was prompted by a tenfold increase in dramatic swooning injuries as reported by Marnian Doctors and it is now a criminal offence to be found in possession of Lucian Lael, punishable by 500 Bishani fine or 5 years imprisonment.

It has been reported that one Judge Brin Moryldar is in possession of a lifelike recreation of Chrishton Radu. Whether this recreation is in picture or statuette form is yet to be revealed. What is known is that our city's illustrious judge often spends hours within his office with said recreation, and passers-by only report hearing strange murmurings and the occasional cry from within.

I heard from an old lady down the street that Thetta has a penis. Yeah, I know, but you have to admit, if the rumor about Everett having a vagina is true, it could prove quite useful. Then again, Lucian may not have been saying he has a vagina, he may have just been calling him a.......well, never mind.

Apparently Uluki beats her kids. *Holds up hands* I'm not accusing, just repeating what I was told. But yeah, they say there's a big stick in her house with "The Pain" carved in it, and it's so big that she has to get Rollick to hit the kids with it when they misbehave.

I've also heard from a trusted source that Julen wants to sample the paladin. I didn't know he was a cannibal.....oh, it means something else? It means ....... oooohhhhhh ........... Yeah, moving on then...

Daq Bekkar's real name is actually Daque Beckkaer but due to an intense hatred of what he sees as "superfluous letters" he changed his name to "Alan".

Just because you HAVE access to the city records through your position as a guard doesn't mean that you should use them!!!!

Daq Bekkar wrote:

Daq Bekkar's real name is actually Daque Beckkaer but due to an intense hatred of what he sees as "superfluous letters" he changed his name to "Alan".

Just because you HAVE access to the city records through your position as a guard doesn't mean that you should use them!!!!

Yes it does.

Just because you HAVE access to the city records through your position as a guard doesn't mean that you should use them!!!!

What?! I'm learning to read! Don't stand in the way of my education!

Anyyyways, I heard Devon Akula can recite the entire script of West Side Story from memory, however rarely can he do this without being moved to tears, and that NBC are in talks for a second season of "My Name is Aorle".
Sounds about right to me.

Metarie and Idonir are in fact exhibitionist lovers, and the entire near-rape scene was an elaborate hoax for the sole purpose of having Metarie expose most of her body to Hapnir, Camulous, Everett and Lucian.

On her down time, Ryxa is a practicing member of the Cuddly Carebears Club, which is dedicated to the sole cause of finding baby animals and nursing them back to health. Each member has a secret name. Ryxa's is Ickle Cuddlekins.

Win Sabre once entered a competition, which had a prize of an exquisite sword, and yet after his loss he failed to find his name ironic.