Thar Shaddin

Amira's old enough to buy porn now!

Happy birfday Lydia. I like you lots more than Dave.

Here I got you a butt cake:

Happy birthday, Lydia!

My condolences. I've worked hard on making Phil not like me, so I don't have to expend the effort to not like him. I'm sorry about your hard time making Phil not like you. I'm also sorry Phil wasted a perfectly good cake so he could have a gratuitous shot of booty.

Phil, I'm disappointed in you.

Happy birthday, Lydia!

Wooohooo! Butt cake!

And thanks!

Happy birthday!

There'd be a cake, but... some crazy chick in a bikini sat on it.

Hope you have a good day anyway.

That's okay, my friends got me two ginormous cookie cakes!

And realllllly expensive truffles.

No porn yet, though.

Happy happy birthday! You're old enough to go to a movie and NOT be carded, like I was on my 18th. Sorely disappointed!

I hope yours is better...please ignore the oddly shaped cake...

I still get carded at movies. (Though the worst time was when my friend and I had those vouchers you exchange for tickets and the girl at the counter tried to give be a child's ticket. I may look younger than I am, but younger than twelve?! Sheesh...) I also sometimes still get carded to buy alcohol, too. I'm not sure there's ever a point where you can assume you won't. *sigh*

Hahaha, my dad still gets carded, and he's 52. But he takes it as a compliment.

Happy birthday! In no time at all, you'll be old...like me. Yay?

Seriously, enjoy the yummy goodies, and have a great day!

lol butts lol.

Happy Birfumday, Lydia!

my friends got me a giftcard to Victoria's Secret when I turned eighteen. almost porn like, I guess?

Seriously, until the day I was 18, I always got away with buying alcohol under-age. Day of my 18th, went to buy a beer or four...

No ID, no sale.

Buttocks.

Hey! Someone sat on your cake! More buttocks...!

Happy *checks* belated birthday...