Thar Shaddin

I really can't say enough just how happy I am that Darrik came to play in Thar.

Jerial wrote:If only I knew what it was like to be in chat with....other people. That would be the day.

I come to this thread to find out!

S'ok... I got this...



Porter: Metarie logs into the Chat.
(22:11:02) Kitan: It could be a holy symbol the dragon-empoeror is flying above. But actually he is just pissing on his subjects.
(22:11:03) Shade: YELLOW RAIN
(22:11:06) Metarie: hihi (22:11:08)
Kitan: Oh wow timing (22:11:11) Darrik: Here is a full cup:
cU.

Now, shut the full cup:
_
cU
(22:11:29) Metarie: indeed
(22:11:29) Shade: Nope. Dun get it
(22:11:32) Darrik: Damn spacing not registering
(22:11:43) Kitan:
(22:11:51) Shade: Fufufu
(22:12:08) Shade: *smashes cup*
(22:12:17) Darrik: End of story: No golden showers shall feature in the Tian Xia setting, you perverse little freaks of nature.

Ree, save me from these scatfiends
(22:12:34) Metarie: ew. (22:12:42) Shade:


B)
I admit nothing
(22:12:42) Darrik: I KNOW, RIGHT? o.O
(22:12:44) Metarie: *gets the bleach*
(22:12:56) Darrik: Not enough mindbleach in the world
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(22:13:52) Kitan: Us? Perverse freaks of nature? Fine words from the one who was talking about unicorn pimps.
(22:14:12) Shade: Damn unicorns are almost as bad as the damn Gnomes. >_>
(22:14:20) Darrik: Hey, I didn't START the discussion on unicorn pimps
(22:14:32) Kitan: Hehehe (22:14:33) Darrik: I just finished it. IN STYLE.
(22:14:45) Kitan: B) <-- this kind of style?
(22:14:54) Shade: Nope. This kind
(22:15:14) Darrik: More pinks, purples, and glitter required
(22:15:18) Metarie: Or this one? )
(22:15:31) Shade: :-*
(22:16:16) Darrik: There is no emoticon fit to encompass the horror that is Raeyen Beaux-Be'ri'yte, the rainbow-haired Elficorn

Presented without comment. I shall be in my bunker.

(12:34:40) Darrik: See, I thought you were encouraging me to hit on Fay, not pick on her, at first =p
(12:34:52) Darrik: And then demanding nobody ever quote you on it
(12:34:56) Shade: XD
I'm bad with words. My apologies
(12:35:10) Darrik: It's nowhere near as funny if you're just protecting her from prats =p
(12:35:14) Metarie: Yes. Hm. Perhaps that needs to be quoted anyway hehehe
(12:35:15) Shade: ...
(12:35:27) Kitan: And we could even quote this part for the metahumor.
(12:35:37) Shade: GO FLIRT WITH FAY YOU SON OF A WAGGLY WIGGED VICKING

World Development stuff: not always dry and boring.


(21:40:26) Darrik: I have been receiving a tutorial on the physical effects of caning
(21:41:12) Darrik: Someone I know used to work in a house of domination, and has given me some insight on the kind of effects Ming/Tian Xia style punishments would have on the body
(21:43:52) Katona: Hot.
(21:43:58) Katona: I'd like to see Ming do some Ming style domination.

Story time!

(20:23:01) Katona: Nuh, I'm not going to talk about where she comes from.
(20:23:06) Katona: It's a mystery.
(20:24:10) Toast: so she's just suddenly there, like BAM ?
(20:24:40) Darrik: Came from an egg
(20:24:45) Darrik: A harpy egg.
(20:24:52) Darrik: BUT WAS MALFORMED
(20:24:57) Darrik: Had human legs and no wings
(20:25:09) Darrik: Terrible shame on her harpy parents
...
(20:25:14) Darrik: Left the nest young
(20:25:24) Darrik: Deeply depressed
(20:25:28) Darrik: Can't fly
...
(20:25:42) Darrik: Takes it out on people by clubbing them with an oakbranch
...
(20:26:25) Darrik: Occasionally stops for a musical interlude:

"I believe I can fly...
I believe I can touch the sky"
(20:26:40) Darrik: Then cries while braining some random traveller
(20:26:46) Darrik: Very moving tragedy

(05:23:24) Jerial: you should defacate on your professor's desk
(05:23:37) Katona: I did.

(16:22:09) Gia Rilan: we should get Thar gang jackets
(16:22:12) Gia Rilan: and ride Harleys around
(16:22:15) Gia Rilan: and be SUPER COOL
(16:22:29) Tanya: Woo! I second that!
(16:22:46) (Azuel): I add the stipulations that the Harleys turn into dragons, because we are FANTASY based.
(16:23:25) Stella: hahaha
(16:23:34) Gia Rilan: oh geez
(16:23:41) Tanya: Saruna! *glimpse*
(16:23:46) Gia Rilan: Harley dragons
(16:23:54) Gia Rilan: yes
(16:24:03) (Azuel): YES
(16:24:08) Tanya: Glomps *
(16:24:20) Saruna: I want magical harleys that turn into dragons!
(16:24:34) Saruna: how goes tanya-the-character?
(16:24:39) Tanya: Ooh webwiuld look harass!
(16:24:47) Gia Rilan: actually, forget the Harley. Let's just ride dragons
(16:25:02) Tanya: Omb stupid autocorrect
(16:25:04) (Azuel): Done! Hahah, dragonrider gangs XD
(16:25:28) Darrik: I want the equivalent of the bicycle. Would that be a wyvern, or a pegasus?
(16:25:30) (Azuel): The fantasypunk version of motorcycle gangs.
(16:25:41) (Azuel): Probably a pegasus.
(16:25:45) Tanya: Heil yus
(16:25:45) Gia Rilan: probably a pegasus
(16:25:46) Darrik: Everyone be rolling dragonstyle, and I be like 'Dudes, I am cool too!'
(16:25:53) Saruna: hahaha
(16:25:55) (Azuel): Wyverns are electric scooters.
(16:25:58) Gia Rilan: Wyverns are like knockoff dragons
(16:26:04) Saruna: no love for the magical ponies
(16:26:05) Gia Rilan: yeah, they'd be that
(16:26:09) Stella: lol

(11:11:40) Jerial: HAHA Frug has 6.66% of all posts on the site.

(15:26:05) Porter: Darrik logs into the Chat.
(15:33:22) Porter: Darrik is now known as (Semi-AFK_Darrik).
(15:36:13) (Semi-AFK Dray): huh, we almost match
(15:36:39) (Semi-AFK Darrik): The aim is to confuse Frug
(15:37:16) (Semi-AFK Dray): wait, i can do better then
(15:37:48) Porter: (Semi-AFK_Dray) is now known as (Semi-AFK_DarriK).
(15:37:55) (Semi-AFK DarriK): there
(15:38:17) (Semi-AFK DarriK): How's that?
(15:40:29) (Semi-AFK Darrik): We should match fonts
(15:40:36) (Semi-AFK Darrik): LEssee
(15:40:40) (Semi-AFK Darrik): Perfect
(15:41:15) (Semi-AFK DarriK):
(15:41:24) (Semi-AFK DarriK): All needed now is the mastery of your language
(15:43:17) (Semi-AFK Darrik): Just talk about how wonderful vegemite is XD
(15:47:07) (Semi-AFK DarriK): From what I'm informed, it is damn delicious
(15:48:26) (Semi-AFK Darrik): No, no, to convince Frug you're me, you have to say "You all need to eat vegemite, it is the absolute best"
(15:48:47) Jerial: You all need to eat vegemite, it is the absolute best
(15:48:51) Jerial: Do i win?
(15:48:57) (Semi-AFK DarriK): well it is true. Vegamite is the best in everything.
(15:49:07) (Semi-AFK DarriK): No.
(15:51:19) (Semi-AFK Darrik): You only win if you change your nick and font colour =D
(15:51:43) (Semi-AFK Darrik): Then, with our powers combined, we'll clang
(15:51:53) (Semi-AFK DarriK): And eat Vegamite while wearing a spiked codpiece
(15:52:03) (Semi-AFK Darrik): vegemite
(15:52:46) (Semi-AFK DarriK): *waggles beard at computer*
You sir are under arrest for mispelling Vegemite!
(15:53:16) (Semi-AFK Darrik): Hey, it's hard getting used to your stupid australian foods
(15:53:18) Porter: Jerial is now known as (Semi-AFK_DarrIk).
(15:53:30) (Semi-AFK DarrIk): You all need to eat vegemite, it is the absolute best
(15:53:40) (Semi-AFK DarrIk): You all need to eat vegemite, it is the absolute best
(15:53:40) Frug: what the
(15:53:50) (Semi-AFK Darrik): Agreed wholeheartedly, though I'm not sure I should be agreeing
(15:53:59) Frug: you bastards
(15:54:08) (Semi-AFK DarriK): Indeed. Vegemite is indeed the greatest.
(15:54:15) (Semi-AFK Darrik): I mean, it looks like burnt rubber from the internet
(15:54:18) Porter: Frug is now known as (Semi-AFK_Darrlk).
(15:54:27) (Semi-AFK Darrlk): I, too, like vegemite
(15:54:28) (Semi-AFK Darrik): WE ARE LEGION
(15:54:39) (Semi-AFK DarriK): THE LEGION OF DARRIK!
(15:54:53) (Semi-AFK Darrik): THE LEGION OF DARRIKNESS

...it continued


(15:54:56) (Semi-AFK Darrlk): WE ARE SEMI-AFK LEGION
(15:55:15) (Semi-AFK DarrIk): WE WILL DESTROY YOU WHEN WE GET DONE AFK'ING
(15:55:15) (Semi-AFK Darrlk): this isn't fair, I'm identifiable.
(15:55:18) (Semi-AFK DarriK): WHERE WE EAT VEGEMITE AND WEAR CODPIECES WITH SPIKES AND JEWELS!
(15:55:29) (Semi-AFK DarrIk): CHANGE YOUR FONT COLOR
(15:55:44) (Semi-AFK DarriK): HIS NAME SHALL STILL BE GREEN!
(15:55:51) (Semi-AFK Darrlk): BEJEWELED COCK SPIKES
(15:55:57) (Semi-AFK DarrIk): WE SHALL IGNORE IT
(15:56:08) (Semi-AFK DarriK): UNDERSTOOD!
(15:56:22) (Semi-AFK Darrlk): EXCELLENT
(15:56:22) (Semi-AFK DarrIk): BUT NOT THE SPIKES. WE SHALL ACKNOWLEDGE AND, YES, EVEN EMBRACE THE SPIKES!
(15:56:32) (Semi-AFK DarriK): YES WE SHALL!
(15:56:45) (Semi-AFK Darrik): Ahaha, I vanish for 30seconds to immortalise the legion of Darrikness, and there's an entire new page of madness XD
(15:57:05) (Semi-AFK DarriK): ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY BEARDED DARRIK! OUR LEADER WHO WEARS THE SPIKIEST CODPIECE OF US ALL!
(15:57:27) (Semi-AFK Darrik): MANDATORY CODPIECES FOR ALL
(15:57:33) (Semi-AFK Darrik): MANDATORY BEARDS
(15:57:48) (Semi-AFK DarriK): I HAVE MY BEARD! *WAGGLES BEARD PROUDLY*
(15:58:17) (Semi-AFK Darrik): Dammit, it is hard for a woman to grow a beard. Is a knitted one alright? I've seen those on the internet
(15:58:24) (Semi-AFK DarrIk): It has grown, Semi-AFK Darrik. Grown beyond your grasp. NOTHING can stop us now. Our codpieces shall smite the world with pelvic thrusts of glory whilst licking the vegemite from our man-beards.
(15:59:04) (Semi-AFK DarriK): The mere picture of this shall burn into our enemies minds forcing them to flee in pure terror.
(15:59:34) (Semi-AFK DarrIk): No, it must be a real beard. I hear applying hot water and clenching tightly at regular intervals can aid in such endeavors, Semi-AFK DarriK.
(15:59:37) (Semi-AFK DarriK): NO THEY ARE NOT! YOU MUST FORCE FACIAL HAIR FROM YOUR FACE AS A TRUE MASTER!
(16:00:22) (Semi-AFK Darrik): Gods, you're doing that Judge Beard thing again, aren't you o.O
WHAT HAVE WE UNLEASHED?!
(16:00:23) (Semi-AFK DarriK): Silly Darrik. You shall learn.
(16:00:45) (Semi-AFK DarriK): DO NOT TEST MY PATIENCE DARRIK!
*waggling beard threateningly*
(16:01:19) (Semi-AFK Darrik): *Attaches intimidating Beard extensions* *Waggle Waggle*
(16:01:57) (Semi-AFK DarrIk): This chat ain't big enough for the one of us. *Menacingly picks large chunk of coagulated vegemite from beard and chews whilst glaring*
(16:02:24) (Semi-AFK Darrik): AND THUS WE INVADE THE WORLD
(16:03:10) (Semi-AFK DarriK): YOU SCARED MY COMPUTER INTO CLOSING CHAT!

You have passed the beard intimidation test. Congratulations in helping grow our power until we TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
(16:03:48) (Semi-AFK Darrik): We shall beard them all in their dens!

Speaking of beards...

(10:59:46) Kitan: Oh man I want to be quoted
(11:00:01) Kitan: Can I just say things like "Rain obviously gets things a little wet"


Yes kit, yes you can.

FOR REAL THIS TIME.

(15:46:55) Porter: Jerial has been logged out (Timeout).
(15:47:23) Ferric Vintas: Wow, he really shouldn't have called attention to the fact that he wasn't logging in and out.
(15:47:36) Ferric Vintas: Hell hath no fury like a Porter challenged.

(23:35:36) Ferric Vintas: QUICK GENERIC GUARD NAME GO
(23:35:47) Shade: Braken
(23:35:52) Ferric Vintas: DONE
(23:36:23) Shade: WHY?
(23:36:27) Katona: Brakandaran.
(23:36:39) Ferric Vintas: CAUSE I'M WRITING BACKSTORY
(23:36:51) Shade: I SEE
(23:37:13) Gia Rilan: CAPS LOCKS
(23:37:18) Ferric Vintas: WE ARE METAPHORICALLY YELLING BY USING LARGE LETTERS
(23:37:33) Shade: BECAUSE DATS HOW WE ROLL
(23:37:34) Ferric Vintas: ALSO I AM HOLDING SHIFT FOR NO OBVIOUS REASON
(23:37:41) Ferric Vintas: NOT USING CAPS LOCK
(23:37:45) Shade: I HAVE CAP LOCKS SUCKKA
(23:37:50) Shade: I'M LAZY
(23:38:28) Ferric Vintas: I'M HOLDING IT WITH MY PINKY LIKE A MAN
(23:38:40) Gia Rilan: BE A MAN
(23:38:45) Gia Rilan: SWIFT AS THE COURSING RIVER
(23:38:48) Gia Rilan: BE A MAN
(23:38:52) Ferric Vintas: YES
(23:38:55) Gia Rilan: WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF THE GREAT TYPHOON
(23:39:04) Shade: BE A MAN
(23:39:09) Shade: WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A RAGING FIRE
(23:39:17) Shade: MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOOOOOON