Thar Shaddin

(20:13:46) Wulf: I was watching the episode of south park with the dog whisperer
(20:13:53) Wulf: his name makes tov rage.
(20:14:20) Navarre: Say his name three times and an angry Tov will appear.
(20:14:33) Navarre: And possibly Betelgeuse.
(20:14:42) Metarie: Do you need a mirror and candles?
(20:14:49) Navarre: (And/or Biggie Smalls)
(20:15:05) Wulf: Ceaser Milan
(20:15:07) Wulf: Ceaser Milan
(20:15:26) Metarie: don't wuss out
(20:15:28) Metarie: do it
(20:15:39) Metarie: doitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoit​doitdoit
(20:15:45) Wulf: I'M SCARED
(20:16:41) Wulf: Ceaser Milan
(20:16:44) Wulf: THERE
(20:17:03) Metarie:
(20:18:13) Wulf: goddamnit
(20:18:34) Wulf: a Kentucky senator is in the news because he's trying to use our state constitution to fight a dui charge.
(20:18:35) Wulf: why
(20:18:40) Wulf: why are these my people
(20:19:06) Katona: Hi.
(20:19:23) Navarre: If it's any consolation, you're not alone; my dad's side of the family is from there. x_x
(20:19:33) Navarre: We used to go there every other summer. Old people. Old people everywhere.
(20:20:00) Metarie: they aren't. You were put there by enterprising giants
(20:20:51) Metarie: your people are actually from somewhere in the Appalachian penninsula
(20:21:07) Metarie: it's kinda like Hybrasil.
(20:21:22) Metarie: With clogging and stuff

(08:09:25) Soneya: "Bed of Roses" is such a good snog

(06:57:41) Dylan_Drashalov: Um.
(06:57:51) Dylan_Drashalov: Why is there mention of the size of a troll dongue in the wiki?

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(23:36:15) Kitan: Enough that some of us may or may have stolen their clothing before their death scene to sell later, because hell, they wouldn't need it.
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(19:13:09) (TheDylanDrashalov) nudges a cup of black coffee towards Jason
(19:13:22) (TheDylanDrashalov): You are grumpy.
(19:14:12) Katona nudges Dylan towards the door.
(19:14:15) Katona: You are banned.
(19:14:21) Drayel: Oi!
(19:14:35) Porter: bans Dylan.
(19:14:38) Drayel: pokes Don't drive him away! He amuses me
(19:14:56) Dia_Lyn: Well that didn't take long
(19:14:59) Talia_Idris: tempura is a batter
(19:15:02) Porter: Did you really just poke me?
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(20:29:24) Talia_Idris: KIT
(20:29:25) Kitan: Heya guys
(20:29:28) Kitan: WHAT
(20:29:34) Talia_Idris: I love you
(20:29:40) Kitan: Okay
(20:30:28) Talia_Idris: okay? wow. thanks

(20:55:36) Metarie: Yes, Kit. Post more.
(20:55:46) Metarie: Post, my pretties! Post!
(20:56:10) Metarie: y'all have gone off to private chat land haven't you
(20:56:17) Kitan: Heh, sorry
(20:56:49) Gia_Rilan: nah
(20:56:52) Gia_Rilan: just distracted
(20:56:59) Metarie: POST
(20:57:11) Metarie: POSTS will keep you from being distracted (from POSTS)
(20:57:12) Kitan: I'll post as Ferric when I finish dinner
(20:57:33) Metarie: Posts are an excellent digestive aid
(20:57:36) Kitan: Then I'll be basically caught up
(20:57:42) Talia_Idris: I want posts too but that requires Matt and that fitz fellow
(20:57:53) Kitan: Except for Tell but he can wait, Nav is so busy
(20:58:05) Metarie: My demand for posts are site-wide, for any and all
(20:58:27) Metarie: Nav might be more inclined to post if he has a post to which he may reply

POSTIE! POSTIE!

(14:49:54) Frug: brb restarting in linux
(14:50:07) Jerial: nerd

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(16:48:59) Porter: I never tire of this
(16:49:11) (KIT_GODDAMNIT): Die in a fire porter :3
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I always assumed Jason was a player but this just proves it!


(10:16:17) Nicolai: are asking us out on a date Jason?
(10:16:25) Katona: (;
(10:16:33) Katona: Always, anytime.
(10:16:39) Saruna: lets' do it!
(10:16:43) Katona: You're the most beautiful girls I know.
(10:16:50) Nicolai: aw shucks
(10:16:57) Saruna: jason knows how to charm
(10:17:09) Nicolai: but
(10:17:20) Nicolai: is it real or is he just trying to get a threesome
(10:17:31) Katona: Why stop at three?

(03:42:40) Talia_Idris: running with scissors may look like fun but it can be very painful
(03:43:27) Darrik: As can un-lubricated anal sex.
(03:43:51) Talia_Idris: ......





That escalated quickly...much too quickly.

(13:10:16) Porter: (Semiafk_Kit) is back.
(13:10:16) (Semiafk_Kit): I am back, and porter remarkably has yet to boot me
(13:10:28) Drayel: haha
(13:10:34) Drayel: It likes you today
(13:11:05) Porter: I have more important things to do at present. Do not push your luck
(13:11:17) (Semiafk_Kit): Ok
(13:11:40) (Semiafk_Kit): He must be trying to find a way to electrocute people
(13:13:42) Drayel: must be
(13:14:00) Porter: I am still waiting on Frug to update my coding to facilitate appropriate punishment for user transgressions. Electrocution is most certainly within the list of appropriate measures. As is drone strike. I have been reliably advised the latter is more feasible than the former, and my efforts are focussed on obtaining the requisite satellite uplinks.

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(23:41:53) Katona: Whoops/
(23:46:52) Darrik: lol
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(23:48:53) Katona: Err.
(23:49:37) Porter: It is my hobby
(23:49:49) Katona: -__-

(00:49:49) Katona: Btw, you know what he called me yesterday?
(00:50:08) Katona: A Vulcan. :-(
(00:50:36) Darrik: Lol, he has lost the plot
(00:51:12) Darrik: You are more like Data =p
(00:51:32) Katona:
(00:52:22) Darrik: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=​auHXg1H0bAQ
(00:54:49) Katona: Awwww.
(00:54:52) Katona: So cute.
(00:55:12) Darrik: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=​w3eCyBhxZc0
(00:55:51) Darrik: On the basis of these two videos, if you were any part of the Star Trek Universe, you would be Data

(21:27:56) Darrik: I suggest 2-gating a few people
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(21:38:21) Katona: Ugh.
(21:38:27) Porter: All the talk of games reminded me that there is a game I like to play too. How does it feel to be a digital yoyo?