Thar Shaddin

Bugs all up inside you, I swear. Heads on platters, the lot.
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(16:14:09) (AFK_Housework_James): I have a rhinoceros legionary with a lisp and a monocle whose real hobby is languages.
(16:14:28) Wulf: who carries a scrotum shield
(16:14:37) (AFK_Housework_James): SCUTUM, you bastard
(16:14:56) (AFK_Housework_James): Feed you to the fucking nehkhepera, see if I don't
(16:14:57) Metarie: yes, it's covered with the scrotum of his fallen enemies
(16:15:52) (AFK_Housework_James): *Muttergrumblebugsallupinyourori​ficesgrumblerhubarbmutter*
(16:15:52) Metarie: anyway but to what I was originally typing You'll find that the active characters here have been developed specifically for the setting
(16:15:58) Porter: justsam has been logged out (Timeout).
(16:16:06) Wulf: that had better end up in chatquotes

OH MY GOSH I FINALLY AM PART OF A CHAT QUOTE!

I want to thank my parents, my husband, my children, and of course, my wonderful chat partners without whom this chat quote would never occurred.

(16:48:07) Raeyen: Corey - http://www.tharshaddin.com/rp/viewtopic.php?f=38&t=3523
(16:48:47) Wulf: nope
(16:48:56) Raeyen: lol

(16:54:46) Metarie: James
(16:55:00) Metarie: Is Raeyen reclining so his left arm is facing Ree or his right?
(16:55:38) Raeyen: Whichever you think is more interesting
(16:55:49) Metarie: lol
(16:55:56) Metarie: he's a lefty just becasue he can be so ther
(16:55:58) Metarie: there
(16:56:22) Raeyen: Ambidexterous
(16:56:53) Raeyen: He can fingerfuck with both hands equally well
(16:57:13) Raeyen: In case that was the question. kekeke
(16:57:59) Porter: [AFK]_Kitan logs out of the Chat.

(18:31:14) Farius_Masello: though I wouldn't be averse to some zealot fisting hentai
(18:31:25) Farius_Masello: it's for Aiur

Corey's adventures in trying to get his app approved on another website continue...

(17:48:36) Wulf: they'll ask for your characters fucking jawline description
(17:48:50) Kitan: Hehehe
(17:49:52) Farius_Masello: LOL
(17:50:22) Farius_Masello: "uhhhhh, masculine but still streamlined, like a 6.85/10 on the manliness scale
(17:50:24) Farius_Masello: "
(17:50:49) Wulf: we're not joking.
(17:51:02) Wulf: This was a serious critique on my character app.
(17:51:23) Wulf: and that I have two grammatically incomplete sentences in my history.
(17:52:53) Farius_Masello: ...
(17:54:57) Wulf: since you missed it
(17:54:59) Wulf: 2) For his appearance there should be more description of his facial features (nose, eye shape, mouth, jaw line)
3) The first two sentences in your history section are incomplete grammatically.
(17:56:41) Kitan: Look at what high standards they have, my goodness, maybe we need to step ours up a notch
(17:57:07) Farius_Masello:
(17:57:07) Kitan: Jason, start asking newbies for a molecule count for their characters
(17:57:21) Katona: Good idea.
(17:57:27) Katona: And you have to update it as it changes.
(17:57:31) Wulf: "You have to draw a thumbprint for your character that has to be unique"
(17:57:34) Katona: At the start and end of each post.
(17:57:37) Katona: And also in the app.
(17:57:38) Farius_Masello: "Yeah, going to need a number, in moles, rounded to 5 significant figures, please"
(17:57:40) Kitan: Yeah!
(17:58:11) Wulf: "this man you mentioned, we're going to need a date of birth and description for him"
"But he's just a background character"
"Your point?"
(17:58:14) Katona: Not just a thumbprint, all the fingers!
(17:58:19) Katona: Including scars!
(17:58:35) Wulf: I provided ages for my characters family and then they required me to provide birth years for the app
(17:58:45) Farius_Masello: And a pore-mapping of the entire face and neck area
(17:58:55) Katona: A list of the details and descriptions of all characters you character has ever met in their life, just so we can make sure that we know if they'll recognize someone.
(17:59:41) Katona: Including people they passed on the street.
(17:59:48) Farius_Masello: And a genetic deconstruction of their entire DNA chain to make sure the physical description is correct, as well as identifying diseases the character is predisposed to for potential plot devices
(17:59:55) Wulf: okay
(18:00:00) Katona: Absolutely.
(18:00:00) Wulf: I am going to try and reply.
(18:00:10) Katona: Good luck.

And you want to RP there, why?

Masochism.

(00:28:10) Talia_Idris: so which state is yours Kit?
(00:28:34) Kitan: The one in which fucking animals was legal for a long time

(20:25:33) Talia_Idris: damn you...I already have so many shows to catch up on! I don't need more interesting ones to add to the list
(20:26:30) Darrik: Hey, it's not my fault I'm a man of taste
(20:27:39) Talia_Idris: it is
(20:27:44) Talia_Idris: like more horrible stuff
(20:29:21) Darrik: Okay. I'll watch stuff Jase likes then
(20:29:30) Talia_Idris: ooooooo
(20:29:40) Darrik: =^_^=
(20:34:29) Katona: :O

(22:39:54) Katona: Cool. I was gonna write more, but then I wasn't sure how Kat would want the NPCs depicted, so I was like uhhhh. And then Kit was like just post it and let them deal with it.
(22:39:56) Katona: Sooo
(22:40:49) Katona: Basically, if I ever write a bad post from now on, you can blame Kit.
(22:40:51) Katona: Is my point.

(13:10:10) Farius_Masello: STOP TALKING ABOUT ME IN GERMAN
(13:10:41) Katona:
(13:10:47) Farius_Masello: Nein, Jason
(13:10:57) Farius_Masello: pfft, Freundin xD
(13:11:13) justsam: Hablo Espanol? Heh >_<
(13:11:19) Darrik: Wir wird was wir will
(13:11:25) Farius_Masello: Sie sein will
(13:11:30) Darrik: yo soy alto. kekeke
(13:11:47) Katona: That will be my next to learn, Sam.
(13:11:47) Katona:
(13:11:49) Farius_Masello: yo soy stupido
(13:12:00) Darrik: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
(13:12:03) Darrik: You really are

(10:39:47) Turimal: LET WHO HAS NEVER MADE A FRIVOLOUS PURCHASE HUCK THE NEXT SQUIRREL.

(14:41:01) Turimal: THEY DO THE JAMES FACES
(14:41:07) Turimal: ^^
(14:41:16) Darrik: Gahaha
(14:41:21) Turimal: =^.^=
(14:42:15) Darrik: (✿◠‿◠)
(14:42:25) Darrik: (✿◠‿◠) (✿◠‿◠) (✿◠‿◠) (✿◠‿◠)
(14:42:44) Darrik: (◕‿◕✿) (◕‿◕✿) (◕‿◕✿) (◕‿◕✿) (◕‿◕✿) (◕‿◕✿) (◕‿◕✿) (◕‿◕✿) (◕‿◕✿) (◕‿◕✿)
(14:42:47) Turimal: dislike you immensely

(14:30:51) Katona: Warum ist die Tomate auf dem Boden?
(14:38:23) (AFK_James): Dass weiss Ich nicht
(14:38:46) Wulf: what
(14:39:35) Navarre: I'm listening to Blumenkranz in the background, and when I tab back in everyone's speaking German. Little weird.
(14:41:03) (AFK_James): Nein, Corey, sagen dich 'Was'. Wir sind Deutsch sprechen.
(14:41:56) Wulf: iabhairt béarla
(14:43:20) (AFK_James): pog ma thoin
(14:45:51) Wulf: I WILL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A PLATTER sometimes