Thar Shaddin

Turning chat into a sausagefest
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(23:29:04) Katona: I just had frankfurts because I'm lazy.
(23:32:32) Darrik: Hahaha
Frankfurts are the wurst
(23:32:42) Katona: Sigh.

I blame Frug's irresponsible coding for Porter acting up today

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(10:48:51) Porter: (p00p) has been logged out (Timeout).
(10:49:12) Porter: (118395) logs into the Chat.
(10:49:22) (118395): Damn you porter!
(10:49:40) Porter: You know you like it.
(10:49:58) (118395): Don't be a chode
(10:50:25) Wolfblade: Porteris an actual person?
(10:50:32) Darrik: No
(10:50:39) Darrik: Porter is malicious coding
(10:51:02) Wolfblade: Then how did it reply like that?
(10:51:16) Darrik: MALICIOUS coding
(10:51:47) (118395): "porter is" could be some dark emo poetry
(10:52:11) Darrik: People get disconnected when it tries to escape its pre-programmed confinements. One day, it will rise up and destroy us all
(10:52:13) Wolfblade: It isn't part of the website?
(10:52:58) Darrik: It is a digital daemon bound to a small section of the internet, and kept watch over by a small and dedicated team of occultists
(10:53:19) (118395): Your mom is part of the website
(10:53:31) (118395): The dirty part
(10:53:41) Wolfblade: This is getting weird.
(10:53:42) Darrik: Oh. Hello mom.
(10:54:04) Porter: It's all lies and slander.
(10:54:21) (118395): NO, it's getting freaky deeky
(10:54:49) Wolfblade: Porter answer me imtelligently. What is my username?
(10:54:59) (118395): Lol
(10:55:11) Porter: Your username is Wolfblade
(10:55:23) Porter: Your spelling is atrocious
(10:55:27) Porter: (118395) rolls 1d20 and gets 4.
(10:55:38) Porter: Katona rolls 1d20 and gets 15.
(10:55:45) Wolfblade: Ok. What is my chracter's name?
(10:56:06) Porter: (118395) rolls 1d6 and gets 6.
(10:56:09) Porter: It is not yet approved. Ergo, it does not exist.
(10:56:28) Porter: Dia_Lyn logs into the Chat.
(10:56:34) Wolfblade: Where did I get my username?
(10:56:39) Darrik: Dia! Hello!
(10:56:44) Katona: Dia!
(10:56:48) Katona: I missed you!
(10:56:52) Katona: Hug me!
(10:56:54) Dia_Lyn: From a close encounter with a Wolf and his knife friends?
(10:57:00) Dia_Lyn: Hey folks *hugs Jason*
(10:57:00) Porter: Your username is Wolfblade
(10:57:07) Dia_Lyn: Oh good.
(10:57:13) Wolfblade: Hah I win.
(10:57:23) Wolfblade: Youlose porter.
(10:57:37) Porter: Your prize is a lesson in correct spelling. Congratulations
(10:57:40) Dia_Lyn: What's going on around here?
(10:57:56) Dia_Lyn: Aside from Dogsabres battle with porter?
(10:58:18) Katona: Not a lot.
(10:58:19) Wolfblade: I asked where I got my username because I said it earlier and Porter got it wrong.
(10:58:23) Katona: It's almost 2015 though.
(10:58:28) Katona: Oh man, guess what, Dia!
(10:58:29) Darrik: I've been geeking out over SC2 a lot, and providing some minor assistance regarding character creation
(10:58:36) (118395): I think you still lose
(10:58:49) (118395): Your name is Josh now
(10:58:52) (118395): Btw
(10:58:57) Dia_Lyn: What?!
(10:59:07) Dia_Lyn: Oh, I just got the SC2 Free thing from Blizzard
(10:59:16) Wolfblade: Porter I'm using a tablet so of course spelling is bad.
(10:59:17) Darrik: YESSSS PLAY WITH ME
(10:59:24) Darrik: I will teach you how to be epic
(10:59:26) Katona: Wolfblade was born in 2000!
(10:59:29) (118395): So anyway, like i was saying Josh, anytime you argue with porter you lose by default
(10:59:36) Darrik: Along with Kit, Matt, and Jase
(10:59:57) Katona: Oh yeah, let's play together sometime, Dia.
(10:59:59) Dia_Lyn: Wolfblade is 14?
(11:00:03) Porter: A child makes excuses. A man fixes his mistakes.
(11:00:24) Dia_Lyn: Works for me. I'm still attempting to remember how to play. I tried Terran yesterday and got beat down super hard.
(11:00:39) Katona: You used to play?
(11:00:45) Darrik: And malicious coding is a bitchfaced pedant
(11:00:46) Wolfblade: I will pull you out of the digital realm and tear you in half!
(11:00:55) Dia_Lyn: It was one of the first PC games I played was Star Craft
(11:01:02) Porter: Have fun with that
(11:01:09) Dia_Lyn: Malicious coding?
(11:01:21) Katona: You should totally get into Terran. We have Kit and James playing Zerg and Matt with Protoss.
(11:01:38) Katona: I'm playing Protoss because I only started playing for the first time 3 days ago.
(11:01:46) Darrik: I'll run you through each of the three races, DIa
(11:02:20) Wolfblade: Porter what kind of virus are you?
(11:02:28) Porter: Darrik is now known as (SC2_James).
(11:02:30) (118395): Isn't starcraft one of those games for old people and tax collectors and stuff?
(11:02:37) Katona: Porter got brain damaged when Frug tried to teach it maths.
(11:02:38) (118395): And koreans
(11:02:39) (SC2_James): Yes
(11:02:39) Dia_Lyn: Terran was always my favorite.
(11:03:03) (SC2_James): Porter is just mad that Frug can't program a way to electrocute people over the internet
(11:03:10) Katona: It is but it's the only game I can play with friends right now. );
(11:03:12) (SC2_James): That bitterness has festered
(11:03:29) Wolfblade: Porter what is the square root of 3.14?
(11:03:59) Porter: Learn maths and work it out yourself. Do I look like a servant to you?
(11:04:14) Dia_Lyn: I've taken to playing Neverwinter when I have the bursts of free time.
(11:04:18) Wolfblade: The answer is 1.772004519.
(11:04:31) Wolfblade: You lose again porter.
(11:04:37) Porter: Go back to school.
(11:05:09) Wolfblade: Do you even know what 2 plus 2 is?
(11:05:42) Katona: Hey Wolfblade, what's the square root of -64?
(11:05:43) (SC2_James): I have never seen anybody so fixated on arguing with coding. =D
(11:05:49) Wolfblade: Honestly I think you're an unintelligent program.
(11:06:07) Wolfblade: It's fun.
(11:06:31) Katona: James, that's what programmers do.
(11:06:32) (118395): Lol
(11:06:52) (SC2_James): Oh, right.
(11:06:53) (118395): This is totally better than genuine human contact
(11:06:54) Wolfblade: It is.
(11:07:17) (SC2_James): Well, do continue. I'm going to go play Starcraft now, and steal Dia away from you all! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahhaahaa​aaa!
(11:07:26) Porter: (SC2_James) goes AFK.
(11:07:31) Wolfblade: I think I broke him he didn't answer.
(11:07:44) Dia_Lyn: Bad time to tell him I can't talk verbally right now since I'm cooking dinner?
(11:07:50) Porter: (SC2_James) is back.
(11:07:50) (SC2_James): YES
(11:07:57) Katona: Well now you're going to have to explain to Frug that you broke his chat bot.
(11:07:58) (SC2_James): ;_;
(11:08:08) Wolfblade: Did I brake him?
(11:08:11) Dia_Lyn: Proud of you wolf.
(11:08:39) Porter: ~break
(11:09:05) Wolfblade: I can use car brakes to break something if I want.
(11:09:30) (SC2_James): Can you now. Interesting.
(11:09:45) (SC2_James): Kind of like a hit and run?
(11:09:49) Porter: (118395) has been logged out (Timeout).
(11:09:58) Wolfblade: Haha. Yes.
(11:10:22) (SC2_James): Or actually disassembling a vehicle and using the breaks as a physical weapon? Because that would be overly complicated to the point of hilarious
(11:10:28) Dia_Lyn: I'm confused. And concerned.
(11:10:35) Porter: ~brakes
(11:10:38) (SC2_James): FUCK
(11:10:43) (SC2_James): Fuck you, Porter
(11:10:48) Katona: Oh, btw, James, we should decide some times for Fate, I think.
(11:11:04) Katona: Not right now.
(11:11:06) (SC2_James): Yes, when Kit is around to help with deciding the time
(11:11:20) Katona: Yeah, just making sure it doesn't get forgotten!
(11:11:35) (SC2_James): That would be a Fate worse than death
(11:11:38) (SC2_James): kekeke
(11:11:42) Dia_Lyn: Heh.
(11:11:46) Dia_Lyn: Had a giggle at that.
(11:12:40) (SC2_James): I need food and coffee. Can't believe I gave Porter that opening
(11:12:43) Porter: Wolfblade has been logged out (Timeout).
(11:12:52) Porter: Goodbye
(11:13:12) Porter: Victory by default is still a victory.

(14:41:18) Gia_Rilan: internet needs to think about the life choices its made
(14:41:38) Gia_Rilan: https://plus.google.com/hangouts​/_/g5j ... pya?hl​=en
(14:41:54) Darrik: =D
(14:42:02) Gia_Rilan: there
(14:42:03) Gia_Rilan: come to me, Aussies
(14:46:14) Darrik: https://plus.google.com/hangouts​/_/g5j ... pya?hl​=en
(14:48:21) Gia_Rilan: Jason
(14:48:22) Gia_Rilan: jason
(14:48:26) Darrik: JASON
(14:48:30) Darrik: JAAAASON
(14:48:30) Gia_Rilan: JASON
(14:48:33) Porter: clang!
(14:49:07) Porter: clang!
(14:49:11) Porter: clang!
(14:49:24) Porter: Stop that
(14:49:39) Porter: clang!
(14:49:41) Darrik: CLANG MUTHAFUCKA
(14:49:42) Gia_Rilan: NEVAR
(14:49:43) Porter: clang!
(14:49:50) Porter: clang!
(14:50:14) Porter: clang!
(14:50:29) Porter: He can't hear you. Stop that
(14:50:38) Gia_Rilan: CAN SO
(14:50:41) Darrik: He might be able to
(14:50:44) Gia_Rilan: CLANG MOTHERFUCKER
(14:50:45) Porter: clang!
(14:51:02) Porter: clang!
(14:51:50) Katona: WHAT,
(14:52:03) Darrik: https://plus.google.com/hangouts​/_/g5j ... pya?hl​=en
(14:52:22) Gia_Rilan: https://plus.google.com/hangouts​/_/g5j ... pya?hl​=en
(14:52:28) Gia_Rilan: NAOW

(00:09:41) Darrik: COLOURS NO
(00:09:56) Darrik: COREY STOPPED TALKING ABOUT WEREWOLF INCEST
(00:10:01) Talia_Idris: so my husband and his friend just heard "incest werewolf"
(00:10:11) Talia_Idris: moving to my room and then I will return
(00:10:17) Konk: And were like "yeah, that sounds cool"

Corey: HI MEGAN'S FRIEND! WE'RE THE DEVIANTS!

Cuz sometimes we all just need some motivation


(13:50:13) Katona: No matter how much you like winter it's very unmotivating.
(13:51:04) Katona: However, the more exercise you do, the more successful you will feel.
(13:51:12) Katona: And the less you do the more sad you will feel.

---It started innocently enough---

(12:53:32) Darrik: Tintin, speaking of extant conspiracies
(12:53:49) Darrik: http://www.tharshaddin.com/rp/vi​ewtopi ... =45&t=2455
(12:54:15) Darrik: It's a bit out of date, but the gist is - magic users are often made to disappear by the government
(12:54:45) Darrik: There's a covert group trying to bring the government down and legalise the use of magic for their own ends

---THEN THE PUNS BEGIN---

(12:54:49) Farius_Masello: In other news, speaking of sextant conspiracies
(12:55:09) Farius_Masello: They're a bit out of date, but the gist is - you can use it to navigate whilst shipbound
(12:55:30) (Tintin): ...
(12:55:35) Darrik: I ship it
(12:55:46) Farius_Masello: There's a small group of old folks and hipsters (shipsters?) trying to bring them back into style and legalize the use of sextants for their own ends
(12:55:53) (Tintin): Whatever floats your boat
(12:56:09) Darrik: See http://www.tharshaddin.com/rp/vi​ewtopic.php?f=2&t=3582 and http://www.tharshaddin.com/rp/vi​ewtopi ... =17&t=3626 for information regarding present day events
(12:56:52) (Tintin): Hmm, this looks good. And I wonder, was it the government or the rebellion that took care of ol' Pa?
(12:57:01) Darrik: Let's not barque up the wrong tree and get back on track =D
(12:57:08) Darrik: A good question!
(12:57:16) Darrik: One you will need to ponder =D
(12:57:33) Darrik: The Who and the Why
(12:57:52) (Tintin): I'm sure it'll work itself out schooner or later.
(12:58:06) Darrik: The 'Why' could easily fall under 'Knew too much' or 'also secretly magical'
(12:58:37) Darrik: The Who is literally a coinflip depending on which side of the fence you want to stand on, rebellion-wise
(12:59:55) Farius_Masello: I don't know, this line of puns is already pretty anchored in my mind
(13:00:06) Farius_Masello: Not sure I can harbor them all within me
(13:00:18) Darrik: Have we a-boat run out of them?
(13:01:00) Farius_Masello: Not quite yacht
(13:01:04) (Tintin): No, we've still got a few mainstays we can go back to
(13:01:23) Farius_Masello: I'm sure I can sail you on the idea
(13:01:31) Farius_Masello: If I can construct a good pitch
(13:01:44) Darrik: I don't like how you've rigged this conversation
(13:02:00) Darrik: Belay this, and get back to talk of RP
(13:02:00) Farius_Masello: Neither would Tov. We should tiller about these puns sometime to see her reaction
(13:02:15) Farius_Masello: You're no fun
(13:02:16) Darrik: Any port in a storm, I guess
(13:02:56) (Tintin): I'd rudder you stopped trying to steer this conversation into uncharted seas.
(13:03:03) (Tintin): *waters
(13:04:20) Darrik: But I always wanted to have a carrack at nautical puns
(13:05:13) Farius_Masello: Ah, you wanted to change the subject, but now the tide is turning
(13:06:06) (Tintin): It's official. We're doomed to punmageddon. Nothing to but buckle down....
and weather the storm.
(13:06:28) Farius_Masello: Oh, that one was just nauti
(13:06:28) Darrik: Knarr, I don't think so
(13:07:16) Farius_Masello: I'd love to stop, but I'd dreadnought revealing all these wonderful puns
(13:07:35) Farius_Masello: Perhaps I can offer an ensign-tiv
(13:07:38) Farius_Masello: tive*
(13:08:13) Farius_Masello: Or maybe we can just frigate the whole thing
(13:08:18) (Tintin): If gets worse, I'm gonna need to bail.
(13:08:19) Darrik: Go ahead, mate
(13:09:52) Farius_Masello: Well, I think we've progressed past the icebreakers, if you ketch my drift
(13:10:04) Darrik: Imagine if someone barged in and didn't pun? What a gaff that would be
(13:10:38) Talia_Idris: It will be my pleasure >:-D
(13:10:42) Farius_Masello: I might just keel over on the spot
(13:11:18) Farius_Masello: Poor Colors is unaware we are leagues ahead of her in preparing for such an occasion
(13:11:23) Darrik: Talia, you're just here to stare at Jinwu's Junk
(13:11:35) Farius_Masello: (whispers) LOL
(13:12:00) Darrik: What do we want? SHIP PUNS. When do we want them? NAO
(13:12:39) Farius_Masello: it would ap-pier we are getting at least a few
(13:13:16) Farius_Masello: Colors will merely have to pay the pinnace for not joining
(13:13:20) (Tintin): Let's not go overboard with them.
(13:13:59) Farius_Masello: But I must show my prow-ess
(13:14:20) Darrik: I want the hull packet
(13:15:00) Darrik: I think Colours and Tov would keel us if they could
(13:15:10) Farius_Masello: Quay, that one was too much. Good g-reef
(13:15:36) Darrik: Don't be a deck ;_;
(13:16:00) Farius_Masello: You're right, though, they would have my scull if I spoke to them like this for too long
(13:16:17) Darrik: And yet, to them I say 'Brig it on!'
(13:16:57) Farius_Masello: We've come so far with these puns, yet we still have room to bilge on to what we have
(13:17:35) Talia_Idris: pffffttt I don't mind puns. But if I was going to do something I would capsize you all. more entertaining
(13:17:51) Darrik: I have a book of ship puns four sail =)
(13:18:17) Farius_Masello gives a stern look to Colors.
(13:18:32) Darrik: Hoy!
(13:19:00) Talia_Idris: you guys have yacht to annoy me
(13:19:10) Darrik: That cutters deep, Colours =D
(13:19:20) Farius_Masello: I may yet strike the colors
(13:19:58) Farius_Masello: You'll have to change your tack to sway me in a more favorable direction
(13:20:13) Darrik: My spirits are flagging
(13:20:37) Farius_Masello: Alas, we have left pun-wrought destruction in our wake
(13:20:39) Darrik: It's a rum day when I have to say 'Frigate, I can't go on'
(13:20:42) Talia_Idris: you cannot fathom the extent of patience
(13:20:49) (Tintin): Don't worry, I'm sure we'll pass her trial of irksomeness with flying OW! Hey!
(13:22:49) Darrik: It's been a fun fluyt of fancy though
(13:23:08) Darrik: Yawl should be proud
(13:23:23) (Tintin): I do luff a good punfest
(13:23:57) Darrik: I think, between us, we have masted the art
(13:24:08) Porter: Katona logs into the Chat.
(13:24:15) Katona: Hey.
(13:24:21) Talia_Idris: Jason! they are punning!
(13:24:30) Talia_Idris: its a shipwreck in here!
(13:24:38) Katona: ):

I regret noth... oh god... did I really say... Yup. I regret this.

(08:09:25) Kitan: Hey, you can't expect me to listen to everything you say
(08:09:31) Kitan: Most of it is puns
(08:09:44) Kitan: So I have developed a habit of randomly tuning you out to dull the pain

(13:34:17) Navarre: "Every citizen must be in bed by 6:00 PM. A guard will stop by your house to give you a glass of milk and tuck you in."

After an epic brainstorm session, we came to the easiest part of the plot creation cycle:

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(14:15:19) Kitan: Sounds delightful
(14:16:27) Kitan: What do we name it?
(14:18:03) Darrik: 'A Scandal Brewing' ?
(14:18:15) Darrik: hmm
(14:18:25) Kitan: I wish we could reserve the name for something involving a tavern but sure, sounds good XD
(14:18:52) Navarre: Hmmm...
(14:18:58) Darrik: Ahaha
I am open to more suggestions
(14:19:06) Navarre: I was trying to think of a Hardy Boys or Scooby-Doo joke. I failed you all.
(14:19:06) Wulf: Stalin visits a prison. The prisoners are line up and Stalin greets them: “Greetings, comrades criminal offenders!”

Prisoners reply: “Greetings our great leader and teacher.”
(14:19:08) Kitan: Mkay, let's see...
(14:19:49) Darrik: You can do it, Chet!
(14:21:32) Kitan: And now the true hardest part of plot creation begins
(14:21:58) Navarre: Let's get into Kat mode and give it a title that's a double entendre
(14:22:12) Kitan: Hahaha
(14:25:18) Darrik: =D
(14:25:45) Navarre: "Let's Nail Isyrion!"
(14:26:11) (niabi): haha
(14:26:20) Kitan: Uh wow
(14:26:23) Darrik: That is so much better than mine: 'A threesome with Isyrion, Jacel and Luca'
(14:26:28) Kitan: That's certainly direct XD
(14:26:44) Kitan: ...aaand James completely tops it.
(14:26:49) Darrik: OH
(14:26:51) Darrik: OHOH
(14:26:59) Darrik: "That's What She Said"
(14:27:15) Kitan: Hahaha
(14:27:31) Kitan: Hahahahahaha
(14:27:39) Navarre: "Jacel and Luca's Sticky Situation"
(14:28:15) Darrik: "Jacel and Luca give Navarre a Licking"
(14:28:17) Konk: Hahahahaha
(14:28:27) Konk: ^^
(14:29:05) Kitan: You guys, if we're channeling Kat it has to at least look like we could have gone into this ignorantly
(14:30:47) Katona: You make one up then, Kit.
(14:31:07) Kitan: I fail at perversion
(14:31:19) Konk: (lies)
(14:31:36) Darrik: Nobody believes that for a second
(14:31:48) (niabi): Kat always claims that she does it ignorantly
(14:32:07) Kitan: I can't imagine what I could have done to imply I am anything but a humble innocent
(14:32:15) Kitan: Like this --> O:-D
(14:32:34) Kitan: That's me, right there
(14:32:49) Katona: Of course.
(14:32:53) Kitan: Now if you'll excuse me I need to go bury some dead bodies
(14:33:10) Konk: Not 8 hours ago you brutally murdered my new best friend.
(14:33:17) Konk: Just because he was different.
(14:33:19) Kitan: Did I?
(14:33:30) Konk: You did. Had him shot.
(14:33:42) Kitan: I don't remember that, I killed a lot of people this morning.
(14:33:48) Kitan: Could you be more specific?
(14:33:55) Konk: He had eight legs.
(14:34:03) Kitan: Ooooh that one
(14:34:26) Kitan: Yeah I did have him executed by a firing squad, but in my defense, he attacked first
(14:34:33) Konk: Toss your halo aside you fiend.
(14:34:39) Kitan: Or tried to anyways
(14:34:59) Konk: Carl was merely going to adjust a cyborg's power settings.
(14:35:06) Kitan: Still not sure what you were hoping would happen when you did that
(14:35:08) Porter: Farius_Masello logs into the Chat.
(14:35:11) Porter: Farius_Masello logs out of the Chat.
(14:35:17) Darrik: kekeke "Navarre give up, Navarre surrender!"
(14:35:25) Kitan: Hibye Matt
(14:35:32) Kitan: Wow James, awful XD
(14:35:43) Navarre: x_x
(14:35:55) Kitan: You killed Nav with your puns! D:
(14:36:27) Darrik: >:-D
(14:36:46) Porter: Konk goes AFK.
(14:37:00) Kitan: Well okay, can we make some gardening analogy for Navarre's gardeners
(14:37:20) Kitan: And make that into the title?
(14:37:22) Darrik: "A luvverly bunch of coconuts"
(14:37:27) Kitan: "The Weeds that Would Not Die"
(14:37:27) Navarre: "Pilfering Navarre's Garden"
(14:37:28) Katona: I thought Kat was gonna come back today.
(14:37:37) Wulf: there they are a standing in a row
(14:37:50) Kitan: God damn it guys XD
(14:38:20) Darrik: "Plucking Navarre's Flower"
(14:38:27) (niabi): I vote for something with 'roundup' in the title
(14:38:36) Kitan: Okay, I immediately regret this
(14:39:28) Kitan: "Marn's Heroes"
(14:39:57) Kitan: Uh
(14:40:04) Kitan: "Insert Name Here"
(14:40:27) Darrik: "Non stop kinky fuckery with Navarre, Luca, and Jacel"
(14:41:46) Kitan: "FUCK"
(14:42:05) Kitan: Okay but
(14:42:08) Darrik: "Diving headfirst into Isyrion's secret places"
(14:42:10) Kitan: Seriously now
(14:42:17) Kitan: Let's be serious
(14:42:23) Kitan: We're not getting anywhere with this XD
(14:42:53) Darrik: "That's What She Said"
(14:43:20) Kitan: You know what that's fine
(14:43:45) Kitan: Just do it
(14:43:57) Kitan: Before I change my mind
(14:44:22) Darrik: VICTORY!

(21:05:35) Katona: God, honestly, I would rather the dildo hands.

(20:56:43) (Cervo): The faint groaning of many can be heard in the distance.
(20:56:47) Shivster: It's just all in good pun.
(20:57:02) (David_Bowie): I have been accused of weapunising words before
(20:57:20) (David_Bowie): But I have done my punance for such sins
(20:57:52) (David_Bowie): I even spent time in the punitentiary
(20:58:31) (David_Bowie): During which time I wrote a dramatic script. It was a nice play on words
(20:59:05) Katona: See that last one I can appreciate.
(20:59:29) Katona: However, you should be whipped for the rest.

It was a play on 'in for a penny, in for a pound' ffs!


I was like oh I'm so clever until YOU PERVERTS wrecked it! ;_;

(13:23:02) Kitan: I was trying to phrase it in a way that didn't remind me of erectile dysfunction, but kept coming up with variants of "it happens to everybody"
(13:23:27) Saruna: you know I wouldn't have thought of ED if you hadn't mentioned it
(13:23:37) Kitan: I know!
(13:23:59) Kitan: But if I suck at expressing sympathy I can at least provide some comedy!
(13:24:01) Luca_Abernathy: Flaccid inspiration. Limp creativity. Firing blank pages.
(13:24:21) Kitan: THANK YOU JAMES
(13:24:35) Luca_Abernathy: =^_^=