Thar Shaddin

(20:35:27) Aleksis: I AM A MOD AND I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GOING TO START DELETING APPS OVER THIS DISRESPECT
(20:35:28) Sertor Potens: Ah, from the context of the obvious lies, there is a new person. Welcome to Thar Shaddin

(22:36:15) (Cassius Marx): Apps are deleted so frivolously here?
(22:36:24) Katona: Yes.
(22:36:25) Kitan: He's not a mod
(22:36:29) Katona: I'm deleting Sertor's right now.
(22:36:42) Kitan: Make sure you get mine too

(22:42:24) Katona: That's how I will forever picture Bonsai.
(22:42:37) (HistoryWritingKit): You're one to talk, Katana.
(22:43:03) Katona: We both have cute Japanese names. <3
(22:43:15) (HistoryWritingKit): *facepalm* <3
(22:45:12) Talia Idris: You guys are perfect for each other

(00:45:10) Porter: Saruna logs out of the Chat.
(00:45:16) Aleksis: Crap
(00:45:19) Aleksis: I was going to do a whole
(00:45:33) Melcari Velsai: Damn
(00:45:37) Aleksis:

(11:26:13) Brokk: Crimes against the city include: Wasting Guard time - an offense committed by finding ways of wasting said time not already discovered by the guard themselves, and Looking at me funny pal.

Kitan passed the dice rolls, and all is well
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(16:45:25) Kitan: Okay so I have three choices to make: How he activates the antimagic, how it affects his sight, and how much of a mage's body must be in the feild for it to prevent them from casting. The latter two are directly entwined unless I simply say it does not affect Mel.
(16:45:58) Cai: I have nothing to offer beyond my earlier idea. Roll a dice =p
(16:46:09) Cai: THE DICE ROLLS WILL SAVE YOU
(16:46:14) Kitan: Rolling a dice does not even come close to solving this riddle
(16:46:21) Cai: If you succeed on your rolls, everything will work out
(16:46:24) Kitan: There are too many complexities
(16:46:26) (Prtz): Yeah, you're overthinking it
(16:46:33) Kitan: I so am not
(16:46:41) Kitan: This must be defined!
(16:46:44) Cai: Let me show you
(16:46:49) Kitan: NO
(16:46:51) (Prtz): There aren't even duels in this game
(16:46:52) Porter: Cai rolls 1d6 and gets 6.
(16:47:04) Kitan:
(16:47:40) Cai: The latter two are directly entwined, and he activates the antimagic. Problem solved
(16:47:55) Cai: He activates it, goes blind, and magic goes poof
(16:48:04) Cai: The dice have spoken
(16:48:24) Kitan: But what if he isn't in the radius? What if he activates it from the tip of his staff?
(16:48:45) Kitan: Why do you have to make everything sound simple and easy when it ISN'T.
(16:48:52) Kitan: *flails*
(16:48:55) Cai: Doesn't matter now. It's a field thing. The dice have spoken. Anything in a 25' radius is either in sight, or he's blind and there is no magic
(16:49:11) Kitan:

(21:13:09) Porter: Katona logs out of the Chat.
(21:15:56) Saruna: jason
(21:16:29) Porter: (MostlyAFK_James) is now known as (Sexy_Devil).
(21:16:35) (Sexy Devil): I shall take his place

(21:58:50) Porter: (Posting_Kit) is now known as (Kitan).
(22:01:31) Metarie: yay! going to read then sleeeeep
(22:02:20) Niabi: I've been super busy, but I'm trying to catch up on things here when I can get a little free time
(22:02:42) (Kitan): It's basically just Azuel gtfo'ing and interpreting his sister's family social signals.
(22:04:45) Metarie: what an awkward exchange there at the end
(22:04:56) (Kitan): Ayeup
(22:05:14) (Kitan): His sister just pretty much launched him entirely out of his comfort zone and he has NO IDEA what to do
(22:05:24) Metarie: just in time for Guile to swoop in and make Ree's experience even more awful
(22:05:38) Talia Idris: fun type awkward? awkward is fun most times
(22:05:38) (Kitan): Haha
(22:05:42) Metarie: so he flailed, figuratively speaking, and ran for cover
(22:05:51) (Kitan): Well it could have been worse
(22:05:55) Metarie: true
(22:06:02) (Kitan): Ree could have noticed his boner
(22:06:03) Metarie: they could have been forced to dance
(22:06:10) Metarie: and that
(22:06:15) (Kitan): I think mine is worse
(22:06:25) Metarie: yes.
(22:06:29) (Kitan): I think I win
(22:06:32) (Kitan): It was a contest
(22:06:38) Metarie: I can imagine it now.
(22:06:40) Talia Idris: forced to dance with a boner
(22:06:45) Talia Idris: combo
(22:06:47) (Kitan): Oh dang
(22:06:55) (Kitan): Colors just beat us both
(22:06:56) Metarie: yeah, that's what I was meaning
(22:07:20) Metarie: it'd be like some 13 y.o. highschool dance
(22:07:32) Metarie: filled with embarrassment and awkwardness
(22:07:32) (Kitan): Haha
(22:07:47) Metarie: and desires for a notebook of anykind
(22:08:20) Metarie: Ree would've politely not noticed it
(22:08:25) Metarie: and blushed
(22:08:46) (Kitan): How merciful
(22:08:47) Niabi: that's while we all love ree
(22:08:50) Metarie: and possibly clasped her hands tightly together
(22:09:00) Metarie: in discomfort
(22:09:21) Metarie: 95 y.o. virgin sort of yeah
(22:09:55) (Kitan): Haha
(22:10:02) Metarie: or perhaps she might have asked if he had a medical disorder?
(22:10:13) Metarie: and suggest he go to the hospital
(22:10:14) (Kitan): Azuel's brain would explode
(22:10:15) Metarie: for a checkup
(22:10:19) Porter: Trick has been logged out (Timeout).
(22:10:29) (Kitan): Poor Azuel
(22:11:15) Metarie: "Oh my, you seem to be in some sort of discomfort? Why don't you come to the hospital for a checkup?"
(22:11:18) (Kitan): He would bend reality and give himself a seizure through sheer force of will just to get out of that situation
(22:11:48) Talia Idris: haha
(22:11:53) Metarie: "You really don't look well. You're... sweating profusely." *reaches to check his pulse*
(22:12:29) Metarie: *steps closer to check his pupils* and your pupils are dilated.
(22:12:33) (Kitan): Elf cooties noooooo
(22:13:05) Metarie: "I am still a doctor. Sit. I'm concerned you will faint."
(22:13:58) Metarie: *leaaaaans over* "Say, "ah." "
(22:14:10) (Kitan): Azuel just died
(22:14:23) (Kitan): He's dead now
(22:14:24) Metarie: *checks glands at throat*
(22:14:30) (Kitan): I'll have to start rping his sister
(22:14:43) (Kitan): Way to go Ree
(22:14:48) Metarie: *performs CPR and mouth-to-mouth*
(22:15:06) (Kitan): And now that he's back I'm pretty sure he killed himself
(22:15:53) (Kitan): Hahaha Azuel has a fun life ahead of him
(22:16:01) Metarie: that would be the awesome of awesome, having the elf doctor perform mouth-to-mouth on him because he choked on something
(22:16:30) (Kitan): That would be so terribly blatant XD
(22:16:48) (Kitan): At least make it an unattractive male elf
(22:17:31) Metarie: no what would be terribly blatant would be the massive erection he'd be sporting as he looked into her eyes and realized they been almost kissing
(22:17:42) Talia Idris: hehe
(22:17:46) Metarie: I mean. cleavage. come on!
(22:17:57) Metarie: concerned look on her face
(22:18:02) Metarie: leaning so close
(22:18:13) (Kitan): Yeah he'd have a heart attack
(22:18:20) Metarie: close enough that her pretty, soft, auburn hair would be brushing his cheek
(22:18:20) (Kitan): Worst aid
(22:18:30) Metarie: and her hand on his chest and behind his head
(22:18:31) (Kitan): It's like first aid, but worse
(22:18:38) Metarie: lol
(22:18:40) Talia Idris: bow chicka wow wow
(22:19:24) Metarie: and the light gilding the tips of her pointed elfy ears
(22:19:31) Metarie: it's be brilliant
(22:19:40) Metarie: and just plain fun
(22:19:44) (Kitan): Hahaha
(22:20:04) (Kitan): I'm pretty sure I would have tears in my eyes from laughter as I wrote these posts
(22:20:10) Metarie: followed by the horrified look on his face and the clumsy scrabble to get away
(22:20:56) (Kitan): They'd have to lock him up in the asylum after encountering this weird sexual hell
(22:21:11) Metarie: oh, it wouldn't hit him until the next night
(22:21:18) Metarie: that's when the dreams would start
(22:21:22) (Kitan): Oh god
(22:21:48) (Kitan): I've said it once, I'll say it again: Poor Azuel XD
(22:21:55) Metarie: THEN the fun would begin
(22:21:57) Talia Idris: oh please please please rp this
(22:22:02) Metarie: he should have dreams like that anyway
(22:22:34) Metarie: filled with sighs and ahs and oh my god is that an elf wet dream oh shit
(22:22:45) Niabi: you guys are distracting me from catching up on the gala thread
(22:23:16) (Kitan): Haha you cannot look away from at train wreck as perfect as this
(22:23:24) Metarie: I suspect some form of self flagellation would occur
(22:23:52) (Kitan): Possibly followed by some self stimulation (oh snap!)
(22:24:09) Metarie: or preceded by self stimulation
(22:24:23) Metarie: in any case, he should have some uncomfortable dreams. Just because.
(22:24:30) (Kitan): Can do!
(22:24:59) Metarie: night night
(22:25:02) Porter: Metarie logs out of the Chat.

(20:29:15) Katona: Tov is such a goddamn xon artist

00:39:59) Wulf: so her left hand could work its way between them, lower, until it touched the rigidity of her blade's handle
(00:40:02) Saruna: either way she'll go for creepy next post
(00:40:05) Wulf coughs
(00:40:16) Saruna: yeah, that was about as obvious as I could make it
(00:40:20) Wulf: Bubbles is going to pop a gasket.

(22:05:33) Porter: Katona logs out of the Chat.
(22:05:34) Porter: Katona logs into the Chat.
(22:05:34) Porter: Katona has been logged out (Timeout).
(22:05:34) Porter: Katona logs into the Chat.
(22:05:37) Porter: Katona has been logged out (Timeout).
(22:05:37) Porter: Katona logs into the Chat.
(22:05:47) Kitan: Uh
(22:05:49) Vanyusha: Hey, I think Jason may be here.
(22:05:58) Kitan: You might be right

(22:06:10) Metarie: lol
(22:08:56) Porter: Katona has been logged out (Timeout).
(22:09:14) Kitan: Nope

(22:11:33) Porter: Stella logs into the Chat.
(22:11:44) Stella: aw I thoguht kat was here
(22:11:48) Stella: i'm drunk so bye
(22:11:49) Porter: Stella logs out of the Chat.

(02:14:28) Talia Idris: tis so quiet
(02:14:36) (Kori): yup
(02:14:45) (Kori): twas the night before finals
(02:14:49) (Kori): and all through the chat
(02:14:54) (Kori): not a creature was typing
(02:15:03) (Kori): not even the missing Kat

(12:09:54) Frug: If I cosplay an inuit I have to nose-kiss everyone