Thar Shaddin

(06:50:58) Brokk: have you any idea how much effort I put into into these cheekbones? Honestly, John, I could be living it up with Loki and the Doctor, high as a kite."
(06:51:24) (Bubbles): hehe
(06:51:35) (MostlyLurking Cai): Verily
(06:51:55) Brokk: Now rip my bodice with your teeth and take me, dammit!
(06:52:55) (MostlyLurking Cai): "Which brings me to my next point, Sherlock. Disguises notwithstanding, would you bloody well STOP wearing dresses at home?"
(06:53:37) (Bubbles): pfffff
(06:53:53) Brokk: "Why? I haven't had a case in three hours, John! I need something to keep my mind occupied or my brain rots! And I will take you with me!"
(06:54:58) (MostlyLurking Cai): "Oh for... just have some bloody cocaine. I'm beginning to see why people never complained about your horrible addiction in the past."
(06:56:09) (Bubbles): WOW, JAMES!
(06:56:15) (Bubbles): AWESOME
(06:56:19) Brokk: "What? Tsk, dull. No, I think this will continue, John, and jsut for that, I'm adding shoes."
(06:56:27) Brokk: just*
(06:57:27) (MostlyLurking Cai): "You know this nonsense is going in the blog. So much for your monographs then. And you thought the press about your stupid hat was bad enough"
(06:59:29) Brokk: "My hat? Are we back to this again? I'm not the one who was wearing it on my honeymoon in Barbados, 'deducing' that my wife was aroused. Petty."
(06:59:45) Brokk: *flips scarf*
(07:03:24) (MostlyLurking Cai): "You are insufferable, Holmes. Gods I hope those footsteps are a case, and not Mrs Hudson"
(07:04:12) Brokk: "No, no, she's just misplaced her soothers again. Can't imagine where they keep going. Perhaps I'll give Graham a call, see if its still not his department.2
(07:04:44) (MostlyLurking Cai): "I hope Anderson answers."
(07:05:27) Brokk: "Oh please, you know he's practically camped outside with his minder. Its flattering really, but utterly predictable."
(07:05:42) Metarie: wow. I didn't realize I forgot to log out of chat(07:05:51) (Bubbles): nice one!
(07:05:53) (Bubbles): XD
(07:09:09) Metarie: ahh nearly perfect hubby is so awesome. I woke up. He was gone. He comes back home bearing gifts of breakfast sandwiches and coffee
(07:09:27) (Bubbles): awww
(07:09:41) Metarie: amd a krueller doughnut:favorite:

(08:55:47) Katona: Text Kitkat.
(08:56:02) Talia Idris: Sure!
(08:56:14) Katona: Like this: MING WANTS YOU.
(08:56:29) Saguzar: "Dear Kat, Ming is online, and the Australians felt you should know your writing crush was online"
(08:56:47) Pagusel: We are each other's writing crush

(02:19:17) Gladrags: Sleep is hard when the Trigeminal nerves fire off.

Also, welcome back Bubbles! Pox has created his first thread
(02:19:29) Cheshire: WOOT!
(02:19:37) Gladrags: Ah, good idea re: the WIP
(02:19:48) Cheshire: it feels great doesn't it Pox?
(02:20:26) (Nox): feels better than you teething my shaft
(02:20:39) Cheshire: you sure?

Because we is classy peoples

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(20:15:50) Porter: (Nox) is now known as (.).
(20:16:53) Porter: (.) is now known as (8====D---(.)(.)).
(20:17:02) Cheshire: nice, Pox
(20:17:04) Cheshire: ...
(20:17:06) (Josh): I saw that one coming.
(20:17:08) Cheshire: just...wow
(20:17:17) (8====D---(.)(.)): shut up josh

Then this happened.
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(20:33:13) (James): Sheldon isn't even my name
(20:33:30) (Sheldon): Well obviously. It's James. Dick.
(20:34:12) (James): AW
(20:35:31) (James): Don't be so sensitive, Shelly.
(20:35:54) Cheshire: what do you not like about unconventional names, James?
(20:36:12) (James): I just think they're a bit overrated, really.
(20:36:20) Shivster: Well, they're unconventional.
(20:36:20) (Sheldon): I'm allowed to be sensitive if I want to.

And yeah, James, the fuck is up with that?
(20:36:23) (Sheldon): http://www.tharshaddin.com/wiki/​Active_Character_List
(20:36:43) (Sheldon): Look at that list, James, and tell me how many conventional names you see
(20:37:11) Cheshire: awww, Cervantes is taken
(20:37:11) (James): A fuck ton
(20:37:46) (James): I literal ton of fuck
(20:37:52) (James): a*
(20:37:52) Cheshire: i was just curious as to why. some people i've known only use really common names, or really really rare names.
(20:38:18) Shivster: Jacme, Kori, Demyan, Wulf, Shiv, these all seem conventional to me.
(20:38:23) (James): it's about your level of personal angst, really
(20:38:41) (James): none of those names are conventional
(20:38:53) (James): except maybe kori
(20:38:56) Shivster: Yes they are.
(20:38:58) (James): if you spell it right
(20:39:01) Cheshire: maybe i have the wrong word
(20:39:09) (Sheldon): Actually, given the cultural context, they DO fit the naming conventions of the selected cultures
(20:39:12) Shivster: It's spelled that way in a lot of places.
(20:39:13) (James): who names their kid 'wulf'?
(20:39:25) (James): or 'shiv'?
(20:39:29) Cheshire: ah, my definition was a little off
(20:39:30) Shivster: Scandinavians and Germans.
(20:39:32) (Sheldon): Jesus James, as 'Mister fucking small detail' how could you miss that, huh?
(20:39:45) Shivster: For the second time, his real name isn't Shiv.
(20:40:44) Cheshire: i'm more a fan of names that i can remember because of their infrequent use and interesting sound. i will give a character a simple word as a name if i sense that it suits everything better
(20:40:49) (James): What's shiv's real name?
(20:40:59) (Sheldon): Shiv is Erik
(20:41:02) Shivster: Eirik
(20:41:17) (Sheldon): Yeah, that
(20:41:18) (James): See, that's conventional
(20:41:52) (Sheldon): And Egg fits the naming conventions typical in Thar Shaddin RP for Gnomes
(20:41:57) (Sheldon): So really, they are all conventional
(20:42:45) (James): Sheldon, your face is conventional
(20:42:54) (Sheldon): Thank you
(20:43:10) Cheshire: i havent read Gnome stuff, sorry
(20:43:38) (James): READ THE THINGS!
(20:43:42) (James): READ ALL THE THINGS!
(20:43:52) Cheshire: i read the things as i need to know them
(20:43:52) (Sheldon): alotof things
(20:43:52) Shivster: I forgot Aleksis.
(20:43:53) (James): FOR THE LOVE OF ALL FUCKS!
(20:44:04) (James): i didn't write alot
(20:44:11) (James): oh
(20:44:12) (James): duh
(20:44:23) (James): I'm such an idiot
(20:44:27) (Sheldon): *Cackles*
(20:44:49) Cheshire: well the names you listed, Corey. i like. i just think Egglebert sounds funny, and Shivster makes me think of a guy shivving people, sorry if i offend
(20:44:57) (James): Shut up josh
(20:45:21) (Sheldon): But you're Josh, James, you said so earlier
(20:45:37) (Sheldon): You said you were Josh, no joshin', totes for reals.
(20:45:40) Cheshire:
(20:45:48) (Sheldon): Which is, like, fucking set in stone
(20:45:48) (James): yeah, a shivster is someone who compulsively shivs old ladies and puppies and school children just because it makes him feel all warm and tingly inside
(20:45:54) Cheshire asplodes bwainz
(20:46:04) (James): was it chatquoted!?
(20:46:08) (James): No!?
(20:46:20) (James): then josh is JOSh
(20:46:50) (Sheldon): (20:13:05) (Josh): See the nametag there? I am totally Josh. No joshin'. Totes for reals
(20:46:55) Shivster: Shiv's nickname is Shiv because of his habit of stabbing people with small home made knives, frequently called Shivs
(20:46:59) (Sheldon): Boom, muthafucka
(20:46:59) Katona: Weirdos.
(20:47:21) (James): Alright sheldon, you win
(20:47:23) (James): you're the better man
(20:47:33) Katona: I hate the names of all my characters.
(20:47:37) Katona: Except Nashandra.
(20:47:44) Cheshire: that's a good one
(20:47:47) Katona: Oh, and Kolya.
(20:48:07) Cheshire: blargh, i still havn't thought of my least fav
(20:48:10) (Sheldon): Fuckin' right I am. And I'm even preparing another Poxy Dennis post
(20:48:24) (Sheldon): Because I am a fucking boss
(20:48:33) Cheshire: ^
(20:49:00) Cheshire: so did Steph die of laughter
(20:49:01) (Sheldon): And I accept that if I don't, it's because I'm a lameass pansypants who went to sleep instead
(20:49:38) (James): Don't worry about it, man. If you can't get it done, it's cool.
(20:49:47) (James): My schedule is pretty full anyway
(20:50:04) (James): i've gotta get in three straight hours of masturbating with my own tears
(20:50:16) Cheshire: ...
(20:50:32) (Sheldon): No. I am a man of my fucking word.
(20:51:05) (Sheldon): I don't go back on it. I said there'd be a post, and there will be a post so good you can masturbate to it with tears of envy

It got better
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(20:52:34) (James): That's pretty big of you, sir. I know you've got a lot of responsibilities and a beautiful girl who's mad at you for being awake at 4 in the morning when you could have been having a nice sleep instead.
(20:53:00) (Sheldon): Too late. I have chatquoted it to show that I am a man of my word
(20:53:03) Cheshire: really now? James, you devilish fox <3
(20:53:29) (Sheldon): And bitches love me sleep deprived, because I'm all clingy and affectionate
(20:53:38) Cheshire: XD
(20:53:56) (James): she gave me a dalorean
(20:54:00) (James): because i love bringing up the past
(20:54:11) Cheshire: bravo
(20:54:15) (Sheldon): Damn man, your girl is almost as good as mine. But not quite.
(20:54:16) Cheshire slowly claps
(20:54:21) Shivster: what is even happening

(04:54:57) (James): Sheldon is showing everyone what a stand up chap he is
(04:55:17) (Sheldon): You know it, toots
(04:55:20) Shivster: Color me disbelief
(04:55:46) (James): Sheldon is out of cigarettes though
(04:55:56) (James): so he's probably just gonna go to sleep
(04:56:09) (James): -or- drive through a snowstorm to get some
(04:56:14) (Sheldon): Only if you go first. Show me how it's done
(04:56:22) (James): and then drive even further to get some coffee
(04:56:50) (James): and then have to tether his phone to his laptop
(04:57:01) (Sheldon): All of that, plus foreplay
(04:57:18) (Sheldon): But shouldn't you be taking those painkillers and fucking off already?
(04:57:37) Cheshire: XD
(04:57:45) Cheshire: this is so crazy
(04:57:50) (James): No, No, i'm a secret masochist
(04:57:58) (James): the more it hurts the more i have to poke at it
(04:58:00) (James): like a koala
(04:58:11) (Sheldon): I'm man enough not to keep it a secret.
(04:58:40) (Sheldon): Which is why I'm here, preparing a post, instead of braving the frozen asshole of hell to get some sweet love
(04:58:58) (James): not love, cigarettes
(04:59:22) (James): you run on nicotine and caffiene
(04:59:24) (Sheldon): Don't tell me my business, you wannabe Crocodile Dundee
(04:59:51) (Sheldon): Post, then sex, then a cigarette to cap it all off.
(05:00:05) Shivster: cigarettes and black coffee do fuel the creative process.
(05:00:28) (James): Why don't you buy more crack with the money you made sucking dick for quarters behind KFC with a sign that says 'Donkeys Only'
(05:00:47) Cheshire: ...

(09:50:34) Cheshire: ugh! fuckin graphs next T^T so booooriiiing
(09:51:20) Cheshire: at least it's easy enough
(09:54:02) Gladrags: I had to make a chart showing the yearly increases in rates of personal assault.

It was a graphic depiction of violence.
(09:54:21) Cheshire slowly claps
(09:55:17) Brokk: I prefer pie charts. mmmmm pie...
(09:55:29) Cheshire: you dick
(09:55:39) Cheshire: I don't have pie
(09:56:35) Cheshire: i was wrong...to hell with the circles
(09:56:39) Gladrags: I had to make a bar graph featuring the contents of a Picnic. It was nuts.
(09:56:48) Cheshire: dude...
(09:57:51) Brokk: Moro! Moro!
(09:57:58) Gladrags: I told my old man I didn't want to do maths. He said I'd never add up to much
(09:58:11) Cheshire: ...
(09:58:32) Brokk: I'd like to dedicate this to my father, who is a roofer. So dad, if you're up there...
(09:59:18) Gladrags: I said, 'Screw math. I want to take over the world'. He said, 'Good luck dividing before you conquer'
(09:59:31) Brokk: My father didn't like me very much. He took me fishing once and I remember swimming back to shore thinking...
(10:00:11) Gladrags: carp diem?
(10:00:22) Cheshire: dammit
(10:00:34) Cheshire: you two fucks planned this
(10:00:35) Gladrags: It was the best I cod do

(18:43:13) Cheshire: Uncle James, tell us the one about you beating all those were-badgers in a poker game again! It's my favorite!
(18:43:29) Gladrags: Oh yeah, now that was up in Pretana
(18:45:36) Gladrags: We were up in the dense oak pubic hairs of Pretana, digging into her for these magically saturated acorns from this ancient mishap. Blah blah Changers War blah blah magical acorns. You know how it goes. Me an' the boys were shovelling in well good, and then it found out the fucking acorns were guarded by the fucking badgers who, at some point in the past, had started eating the damn things in pure desperation
(18:45:47) Gladrags: Well, turns out the bastards loved to gamble
(18:46:21) Gladrags: And we were all, right-o then, pull out a pack, and let's talk business over a few rounds, and they was all 'right you are guv, get cracking'
(18:48:43) Gladrags: Anyway, sharky - we calls him that on account of his sharpened teeth, and not because he cheats at cards. Though he does that too - sharky cuts the deck all fumbledypeg, like he's some bumpkin novice, and them badgers were all 'These knuckleheads are an easy mark, we've got them for acorns an' no questions asked. Nuts in the hole.' But sharky, he cut that deck damn good, rigged it proper. We lost some rounds, won some rounds, then cleaned them up like barnacles off me jimmies.
(18:49:52) Gladrags: Anyway, we was good friends after that, set up a trade agreement an' all. Got paid well good for our troubles.

(13:15:33) Katona: Wow, i put you in my pocket for one second and you disappear !
(13:17:46) Luca Abernathy: Posted
(13:18:39) Katona: Make sure tge platform is availavle brfore stepping down, lo
(13:18:58) Luca Abernathy: Jason you are drunk
(13:19:02) Katona: I wonder how many people make that mistske
(13:19:23) Katona: You are drunk

(17:30:32) (zina): porn?
(17:30:42) Porter: (zina) logs out of the Chat.

(02:42:57) Luca Abernathy: Yeah, I feel for Wulf
(02:43:07) Luca Abernathy: What is it with Kat and traumatising your characters anyway?
(02:43:13) Luca Abernathy: THERE IS A TREND

(02:48:14) Luca Abernathy: Demyan is a mess.
(02:48:21) Wulf: He is not.
(02:48:28) Talia Idris: he is so
(02:48:30) Luca Abernathy: Nav putting in a deadline has spurred things on XD
(02:48:34) Wulf: He just has a few issues.
(02:48:52) Luca Abernathy: He's got more baggage than Paris Hilton

(23:16:01) Cheshire: i just got to the most recent post in To Let Weeds Thrive...wow
(23:16:24) Aleksis: Its only going to get better from here Bubbles. I have ideas.
(23:16:34) Cheshire: hehe
(23:16:43) (Semi-AFK James): Ahaha, nice Corey
(23:17:01) Cheshire: i love how it's so enticing with no fucking dialogue
(23:17:10) Cheshire: i could never do that
(23:17:32) Aleksis: Well Wulf is one of those people, you know the 'pain makes me feel alive' people. Lives off excitement .
(23:18:00) Cheshire: most of the time when i'm writing alone i have to scrap most of it because i end up monologuing
(23:18:11) Cheshire: i can understand that
(23:18:26) Aleksis: But he's also very much about his personal freedom, a walk away when hen wants type, so being immobilised angers him so much
(23:20:08) Aleksis: And as far as Fidget cutting him, he wants to pay her back as he's promised himself. Every scar she puts he wants to mirror on her. So that'll be a fun countwhen sshe finishes.
(23:20:39) Cheshire: this is a very interesting thread
(23:20:59) Aleksis: But he'll fail, hopefully spectacularly
(23:21:07) (Semi-AFK James): =p
(23:21:17) Cheshire: this sounds like mutual torture/sex rp
(23:21:30) Aleksis: Haha.
(23:21:41) (Semi-AFK James): What, it isn't?

(22:51:46) The Raven_Basilards: I guess it is called "Butter Knife" now
(22:51:54) The Raven_Basilards: 3
(22:51:55) The Raven_Basilards: 2
(22:51:56) The Raven_Basilards: 1
(22:52:08) Cheshire: Slice of Life
(22:52:11) The Raven_Basilards: Submited
(22:52:13) The Raven_Basilards: GOD DAMN IT
(22:52:18) Cheshire: HAHAHAHAHA
(22:52:18) The Raven_Basilards: That would be way better
(22:52:21) Luca Abernathy: Well blade sir
(22:52:24) Cheshire: XD
(22:52:24) The Raven_Basilards: I'm changing it
(22:52:31) Cheshire: noooooooooooooo