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Re: This is why we need chat quotes on Thar

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 9:38 am
by Demyan
(04:36:39) Katona: You're a virgin, Lee.
(04:36:54) (mostlyAFK Bubbles): dot dot dot Jase
(04:37:12) Demyan: Not for long, if Zelda and the large purple ding a ling has anything to say about it.
(04:37:21) Katona: Indeed.
(04:37:29) (mostlyAFK Bubbles): Zelda?
(04:37:31) Demyan: Zelda
(04:37:34) Demyan: why did I put Zelda
(04:37:37) Katona: No, Lee, your hand doesn't count.
(04:37:38) Demyan: instead of Zina

Re: This is why we need chat quotes on Thar

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 10:23 am
by Demyan
(05:21:36) Demyan: that you are secretly a furry
(05:21:49) (mostlyAFK Bubbles): secretly?
(05:21:54) Talia Idris: i am too innocent for that
(05:22:01) (mostlyAFK Bubbles): pffff
(05:22:05) Talia Idris: i duuno how I would even do that
(05:22:13) Porter: (mostlyAFK_Bubbles) is now known as (Posting_Bubbles).
(05:22:19) Demyan: wear a furry suit
(05:22:35) (Posting Bubbles): or observe those who wear furry suits
(05:22:57) Talia Idris: I don't know where to find either, and I don't wanna know
(05:23:01) Katona: Man, someone was telling me about furries the other day. I can't remember who it was.
(05:23:11) Demyan: or wear a car suit and run into those who wear furry suits
(05:23:12) (Posting Bubbles): Colors

Re: This is why we need chat quotes on Thar

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 5:03 am
by Egg
(23:49:24) Talia Idris: ah - and now you have put horrible thoughts into my head about gnomes and full grown people. gosh that must be a lot of work, and what would the children be like.
(23:49:46) (Studying Kit): We do have half gnomes
(23:50:09) (Studying Kit): Gladrags, for instance. Troll-gnome
(23:50:09) Egg: well the foreplay for the taller one might go easier for a bit
(23:50:56) Talia Idris: from the father side? I feel like a female gnome and male human would be a bad mix
(23:51:05) (Studying Kit): And then an old character who had NPC kids who were half gnomes
(23:51:13) (Studying Kit): The gnome was female
(23:51:16) (Studying Kit): In both instances
(23:51:38) (Studying Kit): Including the troll, and before you ask, I don't know how that works, ask James.
(23:52:26) Talia Idris: nah, I am sure James will tell us all at some point anyways :P
(23:52:43) (Studying Kit): I mean self lubing or not that troll dongue was bigger than her arm
(23:52:53) Egg: maybe gnomes have special vaginas
(23:53:04) Egg: where's a mod when you need one
(23:53:09) Talia Idris: they are MAGIC!
(23:53:12) (Studying Kit): Next hangout discussion right there
(23:53:32) Egg: O
(23:53:38) Egg: I'll bring it up, don't think I won't.
(23:53:47) (Studying Kit): Cool
(23:54:17) Egg: Imagine kat's face.
(23:54:20) Talia Idris: yah, I am gunna have to be drinking or sleep deprived or i am gunna turn red
(23:54:28) Egg: "Kat, how do gnomish vaginas accept troll dongue?"
(23:54:41) Talia Idris: hahaha1
(23:54:56) Egg: If it's anal, since it's prehensile and self lubing, god.
(23:55:08) Egg: the lower intestine
(23:55:08) (Studying Kit): I mean it made a baby
(23:55:20) (Studying Kit): So unless gnomes have really weird biology...
(23:55:33) Talia Idris: maybe he never actually penetrated? It was an accident
(23:55:42) (Studying Kit): It was rape
(23:55:48) Egg: I mean just sex in general
(23:55:50) Talia Idris: ouch
(23:55:56) Egg: maybe there's a gnome that's into trolls
(23:56:13) (Studying Kit): I mean hey, rule 34 right
(23:56:28) Talia Idris: i can just see it now, a brothel for trolls and in it there is one gnome
(23:56:45) Egg: who specializes in anal
(23:56:52) (Studying Kit): There has to be, somewhere on Pal Tahrenor, a gnome who wants some troll action
(23:57:09) (Studying Kit): Possibly motivated by rumors about their dongues
(23:57:14) Talia Idris: Kit, you must create her
(23:57:26) Egg: She's a scientist
(23:57:42) Egg: who wants to experiment and find out which race has the biggest peni in the world
(23:57:48) Egg: and which knows how to use it best
(23:57:58) Talia Idris: whale shifter
(23:58:14) (Studying Kit): shapeshifters so shouldn't count
(23:58:18) (Studying Kit): That is cheating
(23:58:26) Egg: that is cheating
(23:58:38) Egg: but that is an interesting thought
(23:58:40) Talia Idris: poor whale
(23:58:45) Egg: if they can control what areas of their body they can change
(23:58:54) Talia Idris: HAHA
(23:58:57) Egg: could a shifter slowly change their dongue into something larger for their partner
(23:59:18) Talia Idris: yah, that is cheating
(23:59:26) (Studying Kit): But then they learn that they cannot stop
(23:59:32) Talia Idris: but she probably still would want to try it
(23:59:36) (Studying Kit): And eventually just become a big, sentient dildo
(23:59:50) Egg: someone chat quote this
(00:00:22) Talia Idris: impossible for me too copy anything from chat on this stupid thing
(00:00:28) (Studying Kit): I nominate you
(00:00:33) (Studying Kit): Or nav
(00:00:41) (Studying Kit): Nav should glance back and we should make him do it
(00:00:52) Talia Idris: Jason should do it
(00:00:54) Talia Idris: he is a mod
(00:01:06) (Studying Kit): How does that logic work
(00:01:08) Talia Idris: he should be supervising us
(00:01:15) (Studying Kit): Oh
(00:01:19) (Studying Kit): Well he clearly failed
(00:01:28) (Studying Kit): Why would he then broadcast this failure
(00:01:32) Talia Idris: and recording our awesomeness for future generations

Re: This is why we need chat quotes on Thar

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 6:02 am
by Luca Abernathy
(17:00:56) (zina): next hangout: strip poker

Re: This is why we need chat quotes on Thar

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 8:31 am
by Julius
(02:27:39) Katona: I kinda wanna do something with animals.
(02:27:47) (Bubbles): kinky

Re: This is why we need chat quotes on Thar

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 8:52 pm
by Julius
(14:48:09) (semi-afk Saruna): we should write a failed sex thread, jason
(14:48:16) (semi-afk Saruna): an extra cringeworthy one
(14:48:21) (Bubbles): pffff what?!
(14:48:37) Metarie: what does a failed sex thread look like?
(14:48:43) (Bubbles): shame
(14:48:43) Metarie: I do not understand this
(14:48:47) (Bubbles): utter shame
(14:48:55) (semi-afk Saruna): yeah
(14:48:58) (semi-afk Saruna): lots of shame
(14:49:10) (Bubbles): possibly crying
(14:49:14) Metarie: you mean like, where you go to do the stuff and the other stuff shorts out before you even get started?
(14:49:28) (Bubbles): XD
(14:49:38) Metarie: have I mentioned that my husband is a sexy, sexy man?
(14:49:39) (semi-afk Saruna): or it goes limp in the middle, or the girl is like 'uhh, I have to poo'
(14:52:33) Metarie: or maybe it slips and she say oh no uh uh not having any of that business besides I got to poo?
(14:52:47) (semi-afk Saruna): surprise buttsex!

Re: This is why we need chat quotes on Thar

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 9:36 pm
by Saruna
Preach.

(12:33:40) (Artsy Bubbles): Gil, you said you wanted the talismans removed right?
(12:35:56) Porter: (Gil) has been logged out (Timeout).
(12:36:04) (Posting Kit): lol
(12:36:22) (Posting Kit): Let this be a lesson as to why we all must use the logout button

Re: This is why we need chat quotes on Thar

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 10:19 pm
by Metarie
(17:17:50) Brokk: Can't have people of ambiguous gender running away from the nice guardsmen, can we dearie?
(17:18:08) (Artsy Bubbles): BITCH
(17:18:16) (Artsy Bubbles): not my lady nuts!

Re: This is why we need chat quotes on Thar

Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 8:19 am
by Wulf
(03:18:38) Talia Idris: gunna get handsy under the blanket?
(03:18:42) Talia Idris: same here

Re: This is why we need chat quotes on Thar

Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 10:38 am
by Wulf
(05:36:18) Katona: Please do show me a picture of your wang.

Re: This is why we need chat quotes on Thar

Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 7:44 pm
by Saruna
(10:41:41) Breda Dreaughan: I actually managed to read that you swallowed a French girl. 8o

Re: This is why we need chat quotes on Thar

Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2014 7:43 am
by Demyan
You muted Tovia Gehl.
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Re: This is why we need chat quotes on Thar

Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2014 7:52 am
by Demyan
(02:50:07) Navarre: So in Soviet Russia, a woman was staring out her window at a cloudy sky.
(02:50:20) Navarre: She turns to her husband and says, "It looks like rain."
(02:50:33) Navarre: He goes outside, looks at the sky, and shakes his head. "No, no rain."
(02:50:40) Navarre: "Well, how do you know?"
(02:50:57) Navarre: The Russian man turns back to his wife. "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

Re: This is why we need chat quotes on Thar

Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2014 8:18 am
by Demyan
helpin' Tov with boys

(03:14:56) (Bubbles): <3
(03:14:57) (Cartman): and then give him the purple sexy fake dong
(03:15:05) (Bubbles): :D
(03:15:11) (Cartman): just smile
(03:15:13) (Cartman): make small talk
(03:15:20) (Cartman): tell them they have pretty eyes or nice arm muscles
(03:15:31) (Cartman): bite your lower lip when you talk to them
(03:16:41) (Cartman): tuck a strand of hair behind your ear and smile at them when they compliment you
(03:17:48) (Cartman): oh, cock your hips. Like do the thing where you cock your hips when you stand and talk to them. It promotes sexiness in your look.

Re: This is why we need chat quotes on Thar

Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2014 8:24 am
by Gia Rilan
(01:23:25) (Julius): *huggles*
(01:23:37) (Bubbles) huggles
(01:23:46) Porter: (Cartman) is now known as (beats_bubbles_with).
(01:23:47) (Julius) huggles snuggles
(01:23:58) (beats bubbles_with) a fire hose
(01:24:19) (beats bubbles_with) zina's floppy donkey dick
(01:24:19) Katona: I hate my life.