Thar Shaddin

(20:22:47) (Who shot_AFK?): Probably best to veer away from the Camelto/Arthurian romance angle, aye
(20:22:58) (Who shot_AFK?): ~camelot
(20:23:06) Metarie: yes. cameltoes are to be avoided at all costs
(20:23:08) Korhadris: camel toe? WHERE?!
(20:23:09) Frug: I'm from cameltoe
(20:23:12) (Who shot_AFK?): That wasn't a freudian slip. I promise.
(20:23:21) Stella: ahahaa
(20:23:24) Metarie: well, we were looking at panties earlier

(22:20:33) Navarre: Please don't tug the troll - it won't end well.


...then it continued



(22:21:17) artyom: TUG THE TROLL
(22:21:21) artyom: TUG HIM A LOT
(22:21:41) artyom: twelve inches of average sized troll fun.
(22:22:10) Talia Idris: do I need an adult?
(22:22:11) Shade: HEY TAL
(22:22:23) Talia Idris: WHAT
(22:22:24) Niabi: I'm putting a troll/something mix down in the sewers who wears ill-fitting clothing
(22:22:26) Navarre: Tug the Troll - Weaknesses: 1) Lots of restraining orders...

(14:15) Navarre: You guys hear about that Jesus impersonator who shows off furs on the fashion runway?
(14:15) Navarre: Calls himself Christ o' Fur Walkin'.
(14:15) Navarre: >=D
(15:06) Korhadris: Why was the orange sad?
(15:07) Korhadris: He had peelings for the apple.
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(18:26:01) Navarre: And you owe me a reading of the horrible pun I posted in the shout box. >=D

(14:29:56) Saruna: thar is a site where you lose your firsts.

(11:59:02) Frug: It's a bot, get him
(11:59:08) (Hallven): Oh shit.
(11:59:12) (Hallven): Foiled again.
(11:59:13) Saruna: they're getting smarter
(11:59:16) (Hallven): Ahahaha
(11:59:40) Frug: This sentence is false.
(11:59:48) Frug: Original star trek tells me that causes robots to burst into flames.
(12:00:06) Porter: (Hallven) logs out of the Chat.
(12:00:12) Frug: see?
(12:00:20) Katona: Wow.

(15:21:58) Abagha: Now, though, I have a second beard. *Wink*
(15:22:08) Tal: On your ass?
(15:22:18) Niabi: that's impressive
(15:22:19) Abagha: On my scrotum, in fact
(15:22:22) AnnieInsight: Oooh, Abagha...so you're the girl from 10th Kingdom whose hair grew and grew and grew and...
(15:22:38) Tal: What a fine place to have a beard.
(15:22:41) AnnieInsight: EPIC HAIRY SCROTUMS!!!
(15:22:47) Abagha: And I put a hat on my fella down there, and we pretend to be two thirds of Led Zeppelin

Kudos goes to Corey, though, who correctly pointed out I MEANT to say ZZ Top.

(16:28:49) Tal: Lmao, you need to specify which Tal when I'm around. I get confused thinking you're talking about me.
(16:29:01) Saruna: nobody loves anther
(16:29:09) Saruna: there's talia, color's character
(16:29:13) Saruna: and talion, meesh's character
(16:29:30) Porter: Niabi is now known as (The_original_Tal).
(16:29:48) Saruna: ahahaha
(16:29:54) Tal: Ahahahahahaha
(16:29:59) Porter: Saruna is now known as (Not_Tal).
(16:30:15) Porter: Navarre is now known as ((The_Artist_Form).
(16:30:23) ((The Artist_Form): Dammit, too long
(16:30:28) Porter: Tal is now known as (Tal_The_Katana_M).
(16:30:38) (Tal The_Katana_M): Awww, too long.
(16:30:42) Porter: Xochitli is now known as (Tal_Yojimbo).
(16:30:46) Porter: ((The_Artist_Form) is now known as Navarre.
(16:30:51) (The original_Tal): but kat, you are a part of the awesome that is tal/anther
(16:30:59) Porter: (Not_Tal) is now known as (Half_Tal).
(16:31:02) Porter: (Tal_The_Katana_M) is now known as Tal.
(16:31:21) (The original_Tal): haha
(16:31:30) Tal: So many Tals. o_o
(16:31:50) Porter: (Tal_Yojimbo) is now known as (Tally_Ho).
(16:31:57) (Half Tal): oooh nice one
(16:32:11) Porter: Navarre is now known as (Talcum_Powder).
(16:32:16) Porter: Tal is now known as (Rookie_Tal).
(16:32:22) (Half Tal): ahahaha
(16:33:02) (The original_Tal): My tal lacks the skills to be a ho

From Google video chat...

Matt: I didn't know my sister was up..."What are you doing, Matt"
"speaking"
"with who?"
"my friends"
"is that dog one of your friends"
"yes, but he's actually a woman"
"but he's a dog"
"yes, but he's a woman dog"
"oh. okay"

(16:36:31) Kitan: There are millions of book awards anyways
(16:36:52) Kitan: Plus, did they specify if the award was "most trashy romance novel of the year"
(16:36:58) Kitan: Actually no, that can't be it.
(16:37:07) Kitan: Twilight wins all of those even if it isn't in the year

At last, someone else experiences the thrill...


(11:26:55) Tal: Kat, I WILL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A PLATTER for showing me this site.
(11:27:01) Tal: WTF
(11:27:02) Tal: ETF
(11:27:03) Tal: ETF
(11:27:04) Tal: WTF*
(11:27:10) Tal: Two filters in two days?
(11:27:16) Saruna: AHAHAHA
(11:27:19) Tal: How many of these fucking things am I going to find?

(10:57:04) (working Trick): alright, home time
(10:57:10) Saruna: see yaaa
(10:57:14) Saruna: you know
(10:57:15) (working Trick): y'all have fun being traumatizing
(10:57:21) Porter: (working_Trick) logs out of the Chat.
(10:57:21) Saruna: 'working trick' kinda looks like you're working the corner
(10:57:23) Saruna: dammit

After listening to our IT guy explain what IE meant to my manager, and then what IE11 meant...

(09:50:56) Saruna: technology, man
(09:51:06) Kitan: It's crazy
(09:51:48) Saruna: I wonder if when people first started using shit like the wheel or stone tools if they would do something wrong and get confused and wonder why the hell it didn't work like the other one did
(09:52:05) Kitan: Hahaha
(09:52:11) Kitan: That's an awesome thought
(09:52:21) Kitan: And then the use smoke signals to call caveman tech support
(09:52:25) Saruna: hahahahahaha
(09:52:26) Kitan: *they
(09:53:42) Saruna: "have you made sure there aren't any corners? Corners. Sharp edges. No, it won't go if there's a -- yes, we've tested -- corners, like something sticking out. It needs to be round. Round, like -- no. Not like that. No."
(09:55:28) Kitan: "Did you try feeding your domestic animal? No, that's a dog. It's different than your mule. It needs meat."

(22:17:24) Katona: Someone should try and pull off one of those lame Japanese fighting characters on a site like The Vow.
(22:17:29) Katona: That would be great.
(22:17:37) Cai: What the hell is The Vow?
(22:18:00) Katona: The the site where the characters are paired up to be married and live happy married lives.
(22:18:07) Katona: it's*
(22:22:38) Cai: o.O
(22:22:41) Cai: No.
(22:23:06) Katona: lol
(22:27:56) Cai: Oh gods. No. Damn my imagination
(22:28:41) Katona: Ahaha.
(22:28:55) Katona: It is a blessing and a curse.
(22:29:32) Cai: Karen: Oh, Hiro, you are home.
Hiro: Greetings wife. Today I killed 50 ninja in bloody battle.
Karen: Oh dear, you are working so hard. I've made roast chicken for dinner!
Hiro: I am pleased by your dedication, wife. Please clean the blood off my armour.

(14:12:45) Saruna: oh my god I want to see what a noitu marriage looks like
(14:13:51) Navarre: "If anyone among us objects to this union, speak now or forever hold your ink."
(14:14:02) Navarre: cute and intelligent animal that should not be eaten Noitu: -sprays all over everyone-
(14:14:18) Navarre: Damn filter, keep forgetting. ><
(14:15:01) Niabi: that was great
(14:15:15) Niabi: best use of that filter so far
(14:15:28) Saruna: chatquotechatquote